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Hi there, welcome to Proversion for Profit Test episode number one.

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Gotta tell you I'm really digging this software and I paid the $500 fee to get a fully functional

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non-demo showing version but the files are so big they only ship it on CD so you'll

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just have to bear with me for a few more days.

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Before I show you where we went today you gotta check out this clip I found on Google

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video.

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Here's two kids fulfilling one of my lifetime goals something I just wasn't physically designed

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to achieve.

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Actually it's a dryer lock he's going in he's fitting in almost he's in the door is

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now closed the switch is going on he's in he's in he's in he's in he's in he's in gun

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he's in he's in he's in he's in he's in he's out.

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Alright all right I'm with today's activity in the Curry Clan Patricia's sister I-vana

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is visiting and since the weather was so crappy I couldn't do my plan touch and go landing

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practice, we decided to drive to the nearby village of Isher, through it actually, to visit

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the historic Hampton Court Royal Palace.

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For almost 200 years, Hampton Court Palace was at the center of court life, politics,

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and national history.

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But who cares about that when you can be looking at ass instead, huh?

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Actually it was pretty cool to roam almost freely among the rooms, kitchens, and galleries,

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and just as I was getting bored, a stir occurred in the central courtyard.

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Ah yes, the king had arrived.

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Actually the king had a pretty hot babe with him.

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Okay, so it was kind of hokey, but definitely worth the drive in the 1250 admission fee.

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Unfortunately, video and still photography is not permitted inside the palace,

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so I can't show you any of the rooms, furniture, or artwork.

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But I did get a good close-up at some of the clothes they used to wear back in the day.

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Take a look now, what is up with that?

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Oh wait, there's more, check this fine young man out.

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Hmm, remind you of anything?

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That's right, clearly we have found the inspiration for 1980s accessory popularized by Larry Blackman of Cameo.

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And that's it for this episode of Perversion for Profit, but before I go, a warning.

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Do not repeat, do not try this on your backyard trampoline.