1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 There, prop. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Delta, Serator. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Five, nine, or six, warning severe wind share. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:17,000 A $16 million worth of airplane strapped to my ass. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Then the next generation radio content in my ears. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 We don't need no sticky and dirty. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I like to think I'm flying into the future. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000 On Jester, it's a battle curry. 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 To sit at home all day. 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 To sit at home all day. 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 All that ain't my life always to waste. 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Then my life always to waste. 13 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 On and on day, you're a man in blue. 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Then one day, you're a man in blue. 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:02:13,750 [ Music ] 16 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Okay guys, grab your gal and hit the floor because he was that beat you in the way and just swing too 17 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Gelons thatened in the future. Now, I've got to save them but me, what the hell is tweaking? 18 00:02:28,000 --> 00:03:58,820 [ Music ] 19 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:28,820 on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on and come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, came on, come on, come on, come on, come on go, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on 20 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:33,540 Patricia was in the Netherlands to perform this song on the Dutch version of Dancing with the Stars, 21 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:41,300 and it's quite a production, and she sure makes it look easy. So basically I was a 22 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:50,580 groupy fan, water boy, sex toy, and pilot. I left the driving up to Taxi Eric. He was the chauffeur. 23 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:56,500 I almost don't know where to start. Let me just go back to Friday of course. It was the second 24 00:04:56,500 --> 00:05:04,980 series of the maximum music football Fridays. They had a show of 5.95 Friday. Great fun. Thank you very 25 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:13,780 much. That was a great Friday show. I'm just a fan. I love you show. Keep it up. I'm a folder. I'm a 26 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:21,940 country. I'm a country. All of that. So I heard that and I'm like, oh yes, yet another reason. People talk 27 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:29,140 about it baby. It's the extended version of the folder. Sam doing it wrong. 28 00:05:29,140 --> 00:06:28,750 [ Music ] 29 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:33,780 All right. Okay. I've had a little time to collect my thoughts now. Finally. 30 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:39,940 So the song. That is the remix of Patricia's number one hit from 1980s. 31 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:44,660 Six. I think. 84 or something like that. I don't know. I mean, the 80s somewhere. 32 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:51,140 And that will be, hopefully by the time you're hearing this show, if not within hours, thereof. 33 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:56,340 That will be on the pod save music now. We're finally all rights, including the rights to the 34 00:06:56,340 --> 00:07:00,980 ASCAP BMI rights for the for the actual songwriting themselves. Everything's been arranged. This 35 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:06,660 is going completely pod safe. So I'm very happy. That was tough, by the way. The hardest part, 36 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:13,540 believe it or not, was the cadence at the beginning, the the Marines. You know, who are marching? 37 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:20,180 You know, what is it? You used to sit at home all day? Well, that came from a CD that had to be 38 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:26,020 ahead to find out who made it to get appropriate rights. And God, man, the old system really 39 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:34,580 does blow chunks. Anyway, so that would be pod safe. And I guess it's going to go on iTunes. I 40 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:38,340 don't know if it's going on only the Dutch iTunes. And it's going like a million different 41 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:44,020 music stores. I've learned so much again about the business these days. And wow, it's really 42 00:07:44,020 --> 00:07:52,100 pathetic in Holland. You can have a top 10 hit in the official top 40 music charts for the equivalent 43 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:58,820 of probably less than what we did with bum rush the charts. But I digress. So I'm pretty sure 44 00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:05,940 it was going to perform this this live and the telecast is live on Sunday night in the results 45 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:08,900 portion of the show. If you follow dancing with the stars that you know what I'm talking about, 46 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:14,260 it's a typical like idle thing, vote off. But I have to say the right show because of the dancing 47 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:19,300 and the right and the music as well, you know, the right audience. You know, this is, yeah, 48 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:23,860 I think it was exactly the right time to do it. Also, every year around the fifth of May, 49 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:27,380 which is liberation day in the Netherlands, they always say, hey, it would be great if we get the 50 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:32,420 star sisters in their whole kind of like, you know, war is over vibe and perform at this party, 51 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:39,060 which, or wherever. And she's never really wanted to do that. But so, you know, now, yeah, 52 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:44,660 kind of made sense. And I had said, you know, what, why don't, why don't I call the marines up that I 53 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:48,900 was in Iraq with? And we'll have them all in their whites. And, you know, they'll, you know, 54 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:53,780 we'll kind of make it big. Make it a big Hollywood type show production. And she had already had 55 00:08:53,780 --> 00:09:00,580 dancers planned and everything. So, okay. So, and by the way, the ministry of defense at first said 56 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:06,500 no, we really like the idea. But you're very Dutch by the way, to say, no, we just want to keep 57 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:12,980 low profile. And then Patricia's record company boss, villain from Coto, better known as Willy the K. 58 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:18,340 He's also the one that has the rights to Venus, shocking blue that I played on Friday and golden 59 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:24,420 earring radar love to my favorite tracks. And he's owned those for, you know, 35 years, whatever. 60 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:29,700 And by the way, the golden earring is still doing very well, shocking blue not so the lead singer 61 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:37,380 passed away a couple months ago. I digress again with the hell am I doing? I got a fast forward to 62 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:42,660 today, pretty, pretty great. Anyway, so, um, Patricia was over there, uh, had already been rehearsing 63 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:49,220 for a couple days. And I went over, uh, Sunday. And Captain Dan couldn't make it. Now, you know, 64 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:54,420 I've done a channel crossing solo before from Antwerp to, uh, back to Pharaoh. So, you know, 65 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:59,140 hadn't gone the other way yet. And the weather, I have to say, was far from optimum. In fact, 66 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:05,540 I crossed the channel at 500 feet above, uh, above the water. It would be, and that was in order to 67 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:11,940 stay in visual conditions underneath the cloud base. And, you know, at times it was a thousand feet. 68 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:15,380 But it was like 500 feet. And I was, you know, literally, oh, there's a ship. I'll just go around 69 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:21,780 to make sure he has no antennas. It was a very, very, you know, um, spitfire World War II type experience. 70 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:25,620 Me got into the Netherlands, uh, I was able to do about a thousand, uh, actually I went to Antwerp 71 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:31,860 first. Oh, check this out. So, I went to visit the wing commander who's based at, uh, at Antwerp airport. 72 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:37,060 And, uh, and his, his, his whole operation there has been here for, been there for many years. So, 73 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:40,740 he knows everybody knows everything. And of course, new when I was on my final approach. And 74 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:45,300 so, I'm coming in on the, uh, runaway two nine, which is my favorite, direct wind direction for, 75 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:51,780 for Antwerp because, um, you actually fly right over the road. And they have a, um, a signal 76 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:55,620 light there. And they put it on red and traffic stops as you make the approach, which is, 77 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:59,220 it's fun. But, you know, it's also like, oh, shit, man. Do these people are waiting for me. So, 78 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:02,500 all these things are flashing through your head is run final. And by the way, it's a beautiful, 79 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:08,500 it's a huge runway. It's broad. It's long. But, um, about halfway down the runway is where Williams 80 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:13,220 hangar is on the right hand side. And it was a beautiful sunny day at this point in Antwerp. And, 81 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:16,340 you know, they're all, you know, a couple other people I know, they're all out there. They all 82 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:21,540 know I'm coming into. They're all like standing there, like, like judges. You know, it's like, 83 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:26,900 and you see that, like, oh, crap, man. It's like, uh, I got to make a good landing. And of course, 84 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:31,780 you know, a little minor bounce there. And, you know, everything's fine. So, they get to 85 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:36,100 fuck around with you for 20 minutes, at least. Then from there, I went to Hilversum because, uh, 86 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:40,980 I had some coffee hung out then, uh, uh, off to Hilversum. At this point, I'm feeling pretty good, 87 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:44,740 because I did the channel crossing, you know, and, uh, yeah, and I'm like, all right, this, uh, 88 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:49,140 I'm getting, and then I'm getting my things together. For those of you who have ever done solo flights 89 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:54,180 with the, you know, privately, you understand that feeling. It's almost like you get your driver's license, 90 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:58,900 and you've accomplished making it to your friend's house without getting yourself killed or killing 91 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:04,260 someone else. Uh, in this case, because the whole channel crossing and bad weather, etc. 92 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:10,820 So then, uh, you know, so I go to the studio and hang out and say, of course, it's television. So 93 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:16,100 it's hours and hours and hours of rehearsal and man, she's really working it and, and the captain 94 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:24,420 and, uh, to other, one other guy, um, from the, uh, from the ministry, uh, actually they are, 95 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:29,540 uh, what are they, um, their Marines, but they do the, uh, PR, I guess. Yeah, public relations. So they 96 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:34,980 get to wear a snazzy blue suit. Uh, I knew those guys from, uh, from the rack journey. So, you know, 97 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:38,260 it was good to see and we're hanging out. I'm looking at these other kids, man, and they were just 98 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:44,100 kids. These Marines were 18, 19 years old. You know, in fact, I know for a fact judging by the rhythm 99 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:49,380 that many of them have probably not even had sex before, at least not with someone else, 100 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:55,140 no rhythm at all. Um, and, you know, so they, they had to, you know, rehearse as well and you got 23 101 00:12:55,140 --> 00:13:00,500 of these guys and you got to get them all to step to the rhythm and they just had no rhythm. 102 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:11,860 But anyway, uh, live show, bloody hot inside the air conditioner was broken, um, and it was, uh, 103 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:16,020 you know, with the, everything just went perfect. Yeah, you've probably seen the, the video, 104 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:22,340 the Superfan Rick sent me, put it up on YouTube. So I put that into, uh, uh, at curry.com. I'm 105 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:27,460 getting a DVD so I can put up a high res version, but I thought it was fantastic. It was, you know, 106 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:33,620 a lot goes into doing something like that. Just for three short minutes, a lot of work went into it. 107 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:38,420 And I think everyone did a stellar job in the TV crew did it as well. I mean, it's so hard to, 108 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:44,100 to really do something like that, particularly in the live situation. All right. So great show, 109 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:50,580 you know, party. And by the way, next time the lady P is on the show, man, she was like, uh, 110 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:57,460 hugging and kissing. And, I don't know, but with some sexy women too, I was, I am, oh, man. 111 00:13:57,460 --> 00:14:03,620 You know, she's, my wife was so totally in her element, so completely in her vibe and just loving 112 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:09,460 every minute of it. And, uh, yeah, and there was a good vibe with the, uh, with the marines, 113 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:16,900 without a doubt. I just look at these guys like, man, they're representing the country. And there's 114 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:23,220 someone's kid literally 18, 19 years old. Anyway, so, uh, we go back to Amsterdam. Patricia's found 115 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:29,220 this fantastic new hotel. And in fact, I said to the, uh, to the night manager, I think I said, 116 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:33,460 look, you know, I love this hotel so much. I'm sorry. I can't promote it because I don't want 117 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:38,580 anyone else. There's not a lot of rooms. It's a very small hotel. And we literally have this room that, 118 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:43,620 you know, with big French windows that open up to the back of the vandal park. And there's just 119 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:48,260 a pond there and ducks and trees. And it's so serene. And you wouldn't even know, you would think 120 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:52,340 you were in the middle of the countryside, not in the middle of the city. And it was really nice, 121 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:57,940 believe me at that point. It was really nice. So the next morning, uh, we sleep in a little bit. 122 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:03,220 And this is Monday. And so, you know, I want to get home on time to do my regular San Francisco 123 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:09,460 morning, wake up, pod show calls, conference calls, which starts around three or four, uh, UK times 124 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:13,860 so four or five. So we had to be out of there. Went to the airport at one. And it was the weather was 125 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:20,260 crap. Oh, man. It was really, really shit. And I was looking to radar and the minimums were like 126 00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:25,460 500 feet. But at the times it was dipping down to 400 feet. And I'm like, that's it. You know, 127 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:29,300 I just can't. In fact, I spoke to an instructor who said, hey, you know, I really love what 128 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:34,420 Patricia did last night on TV. And we'd like to see more of that. So don't go. I was like, okay, 129 00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:39,220 there's the angel from above saying something. I think we should just shut her down. And so we didn't, 130 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:42,820 you know, we went back. And of course, we could get back into our same room. And we had another 131 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:51,060 lovely evening, a nice rice towel that we had Indonesian rice dinner, which was set up overlooking 132 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:55,060 the little pond at night. Oh, my God, I can't tell you how, and this is, do you understand why I'm 133 00:15:55,060 --> 00:16:01,380 saying I'm so happy that I'm alive? Um, and, you know, at this point Patricia said, you know, 134 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:06,500 because of course it was quite a surprise to her that I showed up at the studio without Captain 135 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:10,420 Dan. And she said, what's this? Where's Dan? I said, well, I came by myself and she's like, oh, 136 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:16,580 the crap. And taxi area, everyone knew almost. But I instructed everyone not to tell Patricia, 137 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:20,660 because I knew she just worried. We're doing all the rehearsals before I got there. So 138 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,460 but she agreed to go, I'll go back with you. No problem. And then of course, even in that 139 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:29,060 crap weather, she was willing to fly back. And so at night, you know, we had this nice romantic 140 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:35,220 evening, got the candles going. It's just on. I just have one of those feelings. You know, 141 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:39,860 remember the feeling you had with the school kids and a nice cube. And you didn't want to get 142 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:43,780 on the flight. I said, yeah, I said, you know, everything was so beautiful. I mean, you can just see 143 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:49,220 the headline where it's like, you know, after all this fantastic week of, you know, great 144 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:54,900 talk show appearances and just fun and newspaper articles and being completely in the limelight. 145 00:16:54,900 --> 00:17:02,340 It would suck so bad if we both like died in a fiery crash. And this is why I said, all right, 146 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:08,260 so I booked a commercial flight back. And the next morning, you know, so that was this morning. 147 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:13,940 I got up. And the wing commander called, he said, look, man, you should go. I should go now. 148 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:18,820 And I'd already looked at the at the forecast. And I knew that it was going to be kind of, uh, 149 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:25,300 kind of windy in the UK. So, you know, pop in, drive off, fly off. And go to the airfield, fly 150 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:31,780 fantastic flight over the Netherlands, flamb fantastic over the, uh, uh, over the channel. And then I 151 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:40,500 coast in at Manston and man, the shit hit the fan. It was 17 knots, which is almost nothing, 152 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:47,540 gusting to 38 gusting. So you're, you're the wind is literally doubling and hitting you all of a 153 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:52,820 sudden, just out of nowhere. And man, I was happy Patricia. I'm happy no one else was on the plane at 154 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:59,300 all, except an experience pilot because it was, I was really banging up and down left and right. 155 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:04,100 And it was, it was horrific. In fact, by the time I got to big and hill, which is on route to Farrow, 156 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:09,140 because it's almost, you know, so I mainly have 15 miles to go. And I usually want to cross overhead 157 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:14,260 their runway, because it's my direct track to home. And you have to ask permission to do that. 158 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:21,380 I could see jets, big ass jets landing in front of me, uh, you know, like a five mile, uh, five mile 159 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:27,140 distance. And I could hear the, uh, the tower, uh, doing the wind call, they're like 17 knots, 18, 160 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:31,780 yeah. And of course, the wind direction, 270, which is across wind. So all, you know, your plane is already 161 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:36,580 coming in crooked. And, uh, then it's like 35 knots. And, you know, you could see these planes doing 162 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:40,900 go rounds, because they literally could not land because of what's known as wind shear. I don't 163 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:46,660 like, oh, shit, man. And I'm only 15 miles down the road. I've got exactly the same situation. 164 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:52,100 So I had to go to the south of, uh, uh, of big and hill, because they couldn't handle my traffic 165 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:56,100 in the midst of all these planes missing their approaches. And at this point, I'm like, all right, 166 00:18:56,100 --> 00:19:00,020 shit, good, because I was at 2,000 feet, you have to be that minimum to do the crossing. So I'm 167 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:05,620 like down to 1,000 or 1,400 or rather. And I'm off to Farrow radar, and then I'm at 168 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:09,780 Aquaman. I'm ready to go in. And luckily, no one's in the circuit. Of course, no one's flying 169 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:17,220 today. And then I've got 17 knots, uh, not the same thing. And 17 knots, uh, at 270, I'm on a 24 runway. 170 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,620 So there's a 30 degree difference right there. So the wind is coming from the side at 17 knots. So 171 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:31,300 20 miles an hour. And a gusting 35. And dude, you know, uh, I just pulled it right in. I got to tell you 172 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:38,420 at a certain point that there was so much headwind and crosswind that I was almost standing still. 173 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:43,620 And luckily, well timed, I was almost on the runway and I just pulled her clothes and, you know, 174 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:48,100 just sat her down and, you know, boom, but the boom, I'm here. And almost immediately, 175 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:53,860 I didn't break it all. The thing was just standing still. So, and that, my friends, is what 176 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:59,700 makes you feel very, very much alive. Hey, on the phone with me again. Look, look, it's 177 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,980 Alec Baldwin. Dude, what's going on? I heard you were talking to people about you about me. 178 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:07,940 Do call yourself a salesman. You son of a bitch. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on now? 179 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:14,260 You laughing now? Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. I'll stop laughing. I mean, what's going on? I thought I was doing 180 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:19,540 pretty good song. Some of those go daddyads, you know? I can go out there tonight. The materials you 181 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:27,540 got make myself $15,000. Tonight, in two hours, can you? $15,000, and two hours, and two hours, 182 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:33,300 and go daddy stuff, man. I don't know. I mean, it's the best web domain name register people out there, 183 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:37,780 but I don't know if people are going to want to do that. Are you, you're serious, $15,000? 184 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:43,220 A guy don't walk on the lot. Let's be once to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you the 185 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:48,500 money. Are you going to take it? Are you mad enough to take it? 186 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,900 All right, all right, you got my attention. Have I got your attention now? 187 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,620 Yeah, you got my attention. Have I got your attention now? 188 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:59,220 All right, well, what do you want me to do? I mean, I'm working really hard at selling some of these 189 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:02,900 domain name things. I mean, go daddy's got all these different kinds of services. It's really, 190 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:06,100 really, if you're starting a website, you got to go check it out. What do you want me to do? 191 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:12,340 Because only one thing counts in this life get them to sign on the line, which is dotted. 192 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:18,020 You hear me? You fucking faggotts? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up with the language? What's up 193 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:21,860 like? Hey, I understand the ponchos actually running a contest for me this month. What's going on? 194 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:26,180 Because we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first 195 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:32,820 prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. 196 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:43,460 Third prize is your fight. Fire. Eldorado, come on, what are you talking about? Who sent you here? 197 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:48,980 I'm here from downtown. Downtown, what the fuck are you talking about? Who put you up to this? 198 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:52,980 I'm here from Mitch and Murray. Mitch and Murray, it's Adam and Ron. 199 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:59,060 Ball and man, what are you talking about? Let me get a cup of coffee here. Put that coffee down. 200 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:04,260 Are you kidding me? You're kidding me? Why can't I even drink coffee? Coffee's for clothes as own. 201 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:10,740 Oh man, all right, all right, any advice? I'm going to tell people to use Jersey one at the time of 202 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,700 checkout and they can save 10% on their order. I think that's a pretty good deal, right? 203 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:17,060 I wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. 204 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:21,540 Oh man, you are rough. All right, listen, I'm really psyched about GoDaddy being a 205 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:26,180 sponsor of the Jersey time show and I want everybody to run out there and get the register 206 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:30,900 some domain names, all right? Is that good enough for you, Baldwin? Good. Okay, good enough. 207 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:38,660 Todd, Jersey Todd, you remind me so much of me as a young boy when I was 208 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,660 studying to take the bar exam. 209 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:48,820 I like it. Dude, I like it. That's advertising and it's content. Of course, this is disposable 210 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:53,620 only works one time. Nice, thanks. Hey, use the checkout code for Jersey Todd. I've know I 211 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:58,420 what is it? Jts one two or three and of course, you can always use DSC three. 212 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:04,180 So my day was almost over. If it's not worth for the fact that we saw here I am, I've landed 213 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:12,260 and the tower is literally going like, dude, good job. Because everyone was either coming in 214 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:17,940 really messed up or not flying at all. And I'm like, yeah, okay, he says, yeah, hang 215 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:22,180 everyone and you've got some people waiting for you. Five people, five yellow coats, yellow jack 216 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:28,900 and it's basically three police with a dog and two immigration officers. Apparently, 217 00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:35,140 my general declaration, we call the Gen Deck. I'd sent an updated one that I was coming today. 218 00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:39,860 Then they had asked me specifically to send it through email instead of facts. I think I even 219 00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:45,220 discussed it here on the show. And low and behold, that system failed as well because essentially 220 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:48,820 they take it and they send it to the police and they send it to immigrations and they make 221 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:52,580 sure everything's copesthetic and, you know, and with the facts that always work, I do the email, 222 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:56,980 of course, it messes up. And I should maybe should have double check with them. But anyway, 223 00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:04,260 they had my flight plan so they knew to look for it. And the minute you shut down the engine, 224 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:09,700 they're already on top of you, right? And first, my brain's going, okay, I'll clear. 225 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:18,100 And then I open up the door and I have my life vest on my yellow life jacket with, you know, 226 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:22,820 not inflated, just you're ready for me to pull the rip cord if I need it in the drink. 227 00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:26,580 Because I know that if I'm flying at 500 feet, I'm not going to have time to put this thing on. 228 00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:30,580 So I fly with it on. Yeah, don't look all that manually. But, and she says to me, 229 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,340 what's that for? Is that your oxygen? I didn't know that it was swimming. 230 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:39,140 What do you mean for swimming? In one case, I go in the drink. I flew across the channel. Oh, oh. 231 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:46,260 Okay. I said, just give me a moment. If you don't mind, I just, you know, that was pretty rough. 232 00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:51,620 I just want to breathe for a second. And anyway, so that was a whole mess. They were very, 233 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:56,660 very friendly, I have to say. And then I had to get the cases out. Because, of course, I took Patricia's 100 pounds suit case with me. 234 00:24:56,660 --> 00:25:00,100 So she didn't have to lug that through the airport. She could just go with carrying on. 235 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:06,180 And, you know, the dog, very nice puppy dog. You know, he jumped in. He actually wasn't looking for drugs. 236 00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:11,780 I'm sure if he was, he could have at least smelled some residue, something somewhere. So, you know, 237 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:16,420 or he was not a very good dog. And I'd said, you know, what are you guys doing? You know, 238 00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:19,860 because I didn't have my general declaration. No, no, no, we're doing a spot check today. 239 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:24,500 All small airports throughout the country are being checked for terrorism. 240 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:30,820 For, you know, basically, I, so I would presume the dog was a bomb sniffing dog, sniffing, 241 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:36,820 for explosives. And they, they more or less confirmed that. So that's your homeland security 242 00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:40,740 pounds at work, my friends. Waiting around all day for me to come back home. 243 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:45,940 Although I must say, it's, if I were to smuggle anything into the country, 244 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:51,940 under any circumstances, that would be the way to do it, because, you know, clearly nine times out of 245 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:54,500 20, maybe even nine times out of 30, no, no. 246 00:25:58,580 --> 00:26:02,580 You know, I've only gotten a checks once or twice, so I'd have to say one and a hundred. 247 00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:09,540 That's just no way to protect that shit. There's so many movements going on. There's just no way to do it. 248 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:17,540 Anyway, so I beat Patricia home. I was here. I don't know, actually, you know, who, who 249 00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:22,180 called in, I think was Friday or Thursday, who's at the, who has the office at the airport. 250 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:26,500 He was sitting through his window, taking pictures of me getting busted with the dog and the 251 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:33,140 plane. I'll post him on flicker and I'll put something on in the show notes. It's hilarious. He was sitting there 252 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:37,860 snapping away. And indeed, remember he invited me to come in and look at his toys and that I, 253 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:42,900 you know, typically don't answer invitations from men like that to go and look at their toys. 254 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:49,700 Dude, this dude has some serious fucking toys. I mean, he does, I don't see if I can say this 255 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:57,620 right, his company surveys, power lines. And they can do aerial photography all with all this, 256 00:26:57,620 --> 00:27:04,740 you know, a solid-state gyroscopic shit and super duper GPS and, you know, I'm recording 257 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:11,860 100,000 data points per second. They can go back and take this information post process and render. 258 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:17,220 I mean, you think Google Earth is cool. You should see this shit. I mean, he's got everything completely 259 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:22,020 rendered in different color tones. You can literally see the sag of the wires because that's what 260 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:28,420 he's his company measures is the sag between two huge power line towers because that's where you 261 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:32,500 can get a lot of efficiency. The less sag, the more efficiency because you also need less towers, 262 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:36,900 et cetera. And there's a whole bunch of reasons why to do that. And he was great, man. Of course, 263 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:41,460 he'll listen to the show a lot. And it's always reporting in on stuff going on at the airport. 264 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:46,900 In fact, he is a savant of the Charlie. I have to admit, he is definitely not officially identified 265 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:53,220 as such, but, you know, as per now, a savant in some wacky ass crazy shit. And he had a sense 266 00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:57,460 say, oh, machine, and so we're drinkin' and say, oh, coffee, I'm having a little smoke just chilling out 267 00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:02,660 from the, the whole experience and he showed me all this cool stuff. And, uh, and it was just, 268 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:08,580 again, it's just a great day to be alive. I gotta tell you. Uh, let me see, what should I do? 269 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:15,140 I got something, well, uh, Luke, the candy man from Nokia called it. I'm going to say that for tomorrow. 270 00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:18,660 Okay. I want to prepare a little bit better for that. Uh, there's one more song I want to play. 271 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:24,420 And it comes with its own introduction attached. Hello, Mr. Curry. This is Nigel from Coidon. 272 00:28:25,220 --> 00:28:30,660 Recently I said him for my good friend, Brenna over a pod share radio. You see, he's getting his 273 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:36,900 charbals worked down, poor fella. I feel even worse because I let his dog out and drink 274 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:42,740 all his beer, but listen, the featured orders was a band called React. You ever heard of him? 275 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:48,580 Ooh, I get a right stiffy, I tell you right now, I'm thinking about that lead vocalist, 276 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:55,860 her name's Sandy. Ooh, I could do the, in any rate, after going with what Mr. Brenna said, 277 00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:02,900 that ripped is probably one of the top 10 alternative rock bands over the pod safe music network. 278 00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:07,380 Don't believe me, mate. Yeah, judge for yourself. 279 00:29:08,750 --> 00:32:09,060 [ Music ] 280 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:12,060 And hold your breath, and hold your breath, 281 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:15,100 And hold your breath, and hold your breath, 282 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,000 and hold your breath, and hold your breath, 283 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,040 Anduffle. 284 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,800 You know, honestly I was just sitting there kicking back, 285 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,960 listening to that song, kinda reflecting again, 286 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,320 on the events of the past three days. 287 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:30,780 And I, of course I heard Nigel's introduction to the song, 288 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:32,720 but, and then like who is that band, again, 289 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,000 cause I'm digging this song, right? 290 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,600 And then I saw it go back to what was that? 291 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,600 Well, someone yelling? 292 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,240 Oh, donk. 293 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,960 The dog is barking. 294 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,540 So I'll go back to the email that suggested, 295 00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:46,580 You know, I play this and it's from Nigel says hello mate. This one's for your show now 296 00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:50,700 This caught my eye in my email because the subject of the email was I get a big 297 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:54,300 Stiffy when I listen to this band. I'm like all right. Let me check it out 298 00:32:55,300 --> 00:33:00,540 But he doesn't say who it is and so not have to go back and listen to it again. And listen to the Australian accent. Oh, shit 299 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:07,020 You may have heard a special promotion at the beginning of the show 300 00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:12,040 which we de-gapped in to US shows only for our 301 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:17,280 Sockless zone and now it wasn't up one before I started to record the show 302 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,080 So if it if it was 303 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,720 Shit, I'll talk about it tomorrow 304 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:40,280 I think probably the most widely worked on project within pod show right now 305 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:46,640 Yet the least known about because it's I don't know it's it's been kind of under a veil of secrecy without it 306 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:53,680 Really being secret and it's worked out quite well. This is it's pretty huge that we're gonna do starting with the United States with the listeners 307 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,680 You get the opportunity to help us suck less and it's done through a number of different means 308 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,280 By the way, it can be done completely anonymously. It's 309 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:08,640 You know a number of surveys. It's are you gonna be listening to advertising all kinds of fun stuff 310 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:16,120 But sucklands pot show each you the help us suck less help us 311 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:21,480 Help us sucklands pot show each you the help us suck less 312 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,640 You the help us suck less 313 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,960 So now otherwise you can always 314 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:33,200 You know download some other pod show to check if you already had this one to check and see if if it started up yet 315 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,240 I just don't want to blow it and have you all go trying to find something that's not there 316 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,720 Okay, Danny source code.com is where you can find show notes to 317 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,200 Well, I was a lot of jabber for me in this episode. 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