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I'll ready hello everybody. It's
another weekend edition of the
Daily Source Code, which of
course means it's not a daily
source code. It is time for the
MTV Chronicles. Part 3. Is that
it Ken? Part 2.

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Part 2. Part 2. On the Skype
from Lovely Portland, Oregon, is
my friend and colleague and MTV

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expert at Fissionado
extraordinaire, Kenster J. How
are you doing?

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Hello, I'm fine. It's actually a
beautiful day here in Portland.

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It really sucks here in Gilford.
We've had high winds, gale force
winds, cold, wet weather.

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That's good for us though,
because you'd be out flying.
We're not for the follow
weather, wouldn't you?

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In fact, yes, I was, you're
right. I was scheduled to have a
whole weekend of instruction,
but the wind commander said,

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he said, Monday, he said, nah,
it's going to be shit weather.
You don't want to do that.

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How about you know that? It's
just a shit or inclement.

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No shit. No inclement weather is
fine. That's not a problem. It's
not a problem.

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I mean, it's not a problem to
fly. It's just when it comes to
instructions, not it's not very
handy.

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Well, you know, they say flying
is safer than driving.

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No, what they say is the most
dangerous part of your trip is
the drive to the airport.

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That's what it is. So the last
time we did this, um, Jesus,
it's been like, what has it
been?

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Ken, more than six weeks or
something like that, I guess.
Maybe in longer since we've done
a MTV

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Chromome where around the
holidays.

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Christ, I was in Utrecht. Was
that the one or do we do another
one after that?

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No, I was in Uren, you're in
that place. Yes, that place.
Utrecht. Right. I was with my
mom.

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You're in Utrecht. Yeah,
Utrecht. Yes, correct. Correct.

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So this is the MTV Chronicles.
This is where Ken and I bring up
old MTV memories, kind of like
bad Mexican food.

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Uh, we regurgitate. Ken worked
there for Ken, how many years?
10 years.

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10 years. I worked there for
seven and a half, something like
that.

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Well, approximately that. I have
the exact date you started here
as to the exact date you
resigned on the air.

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I don't have that. I know what
the exact date. I started on
Halloween, uh, 1987.

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October 31. Yep. Well, actually,
they, they claim October 30th,
but American born Adam Curry.

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Where's this? Where are you
reading this from?

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I found a 10 year MTV timeline
covering 1981 to 1990 on those
put out by the press department
on their 10th anniversary.

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Oh, really? It's pretty much a
blow by blow of all the big
events.

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October 30th, 1987, American
born Adam Curry.

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Uh, Europe's most popular TV and
radio personality for three
consecutive years, debut as MTV
VJ.

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And one month later, remote
control was launched. Oh, that's
right.

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I'll never forget in that first
week, um, they took me up to the
offices and people should know
that the production and the,

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the corporate side were very,
very separated at the time. I
don't know if it's still,

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even because they aren't they
all in the same building.

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It's all in the same building
now. So I don't think they can
possibly have that delightful
separation that we had.

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Yeah. So what, so they have to
wang the scripts down.

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Remember that kid? They would
throw some PA in a, in a
community car.

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You come to script over with
this script.

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We're late, we're, we're blowing
20 grand an hour on, on crew
because we're, our scripts are
stuck in a town car in mid, down
Manhattan.

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Hey, can't, are you downloading
porn again? Cause you're cutting
out once in a while.

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I, I moved my head. Maybe that's
the problem.

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No, I'm getting a little bit of,
you know, a little bit of a, a
little bit of a, a little bit of
a.

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No, I think unfortunately,
that's the Skype issue.

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Well, no, it's not Skype. It's a
bandwidth issue. I'm also
sitting on the backup DSL
because British telecom fucked
up again.

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And they've severed my line.
Yeah, they severed my, my fat
pipe.

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Has it severed it? Well, I don't
know. It's like, you know, I, so
I call up my provider.

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You know, I have this four
megabit pipe, which is really
nice.

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And then they say, well, you
know, it looks like DT is,
because it's, it's,

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you know, the actual line that
comes into the house is provided
by British telecom. And of
course, British telecom says,

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No, it looks fine. No problems
here.

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Yeah, and so then the woman
called up and says, well, we're
going to send an engineer out.

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Are there any security issues we
need to be aware of? I said,
yes, make sure he's wearing
that.

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Best of suit, a lead helmet.

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Stop winding me up, sir.

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So needless to say, we still
have a delicious pets here.

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Yeah, exactly. Very, beware of
the vicious pets.

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So, but I'll never forget that
first, that first week, then
they took me up to the offices.

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You know, you go around to meet
everybody. And then I sat down
with the press department.

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And they, and I'm sure you're
going to remember this.

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And then they, you know, they
lined up a couple of calls.

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One of which was to TV guide.

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Do you remember what happened?

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No.

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So they asked me all kinds of
questions. And they said,

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So, you know, what do you think
about Madonna? And I said, ah,
she's kind of bitchy.

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That was being honest. You know,
I'd met her a couple times.

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She's not one of my favorite
people. You know, like her
music, but she's kind of bitchy.

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And they freaked out.

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Oh, I was just going to say, I
can just picture Tina Exoros and
Cheryl Jones.

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The press scales just fallen on
the floor.

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Oh, yeah, because that was the
one thing you could not do.

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You could not talk negative
about any of the artists that we
played.

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Which God forbid.

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Yeah, I mean, please be fake and
lie about everything.

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Which I did for successfully
almost for seven, half years.

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Well, you know, there were there
were clips and bands that we
liked.

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You know, we didn't get to pick
the videos.

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You never had to say in what you
got to play.

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And you had to be as upbeat
about the bad stuff as you did
about the good stuff.

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Although we didn't, you and I
were both in the music meetings
for quite a while.

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Yeah, we were for quite a while.

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Which was interesting.

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I don't know if you lasted
longer than I did or if I lasted
longer than you did.

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I stormed out of what and never
went back over a clip.

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They refused to play.

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It was a fabulous clip.

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It hadn't charted in the, you
know, the top 40 R and R or
whatever the hell they were
looking in.

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Yeah.

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So they wouldn't play it.

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And that was so counter to
anything that had ever made MTV
great.

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I mean, MTV became great because
they played stuff.

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The known else would play.

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And I said here, watching people
consulting the billboard to.

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Yeah.

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Radio writer charted in top 40
radio before they'd even
consider it.

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I just was disgusted.

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No, I walked out after, um, I
didn't walk out.

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I didn't go back after, um, uh,
member Abby Conowitch.

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Yes.

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He was the director of, was he
director of music program or
something like that?

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Yes.

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And hired a Matt Farber.

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Right.

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And so Abby is a, he's a guy, by
the way, or that is questionable
perhaps.

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But then he went on to run
Madonna's Maverick record label.

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But so I'll never forget the
meeting was almost over.

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I think you were still in that
meeting, can't.

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Oh, no. Oh, we can't leave yet
because we haven't added
anything from Warner Brothers
yet.

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I was like, what the fuck?

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So this has nothing to do with
the music.

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It's only about we haven't
played political footsies
properly.

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So I didn't go back.

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Oh, yeah.

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You had to play a certain number
of clips.

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You know, and if you wanted to
get an exclusive on the new
motley crib clip,

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the motley crew clip, then you
had to play two pieces or crap
at least three times a week.

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Oh, and we put them in the,
that's, that's how the, wasn't
that how the basement bin was,
um,

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was created.

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Something like the buzz bin.

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The buzz bin basement bin.

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The buzz bin.

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That's, it was like, it would,
if you were in the buzz bin,
that meant your rotation was,

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you were played once at 3 a.m.

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Once a week at 3 a.m.

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Like, was that the buzz bin or
was the buzz bin for the hot
clip of the week?

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I can't remember all the various
tags now.

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I think they might have, they
might have changed it later.

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But I remember specifically
people say, yeah, well, well,
well, well, yeah, well,

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they will throw them in the,
well, throw those clips in the
buzz bin if we can get them
exclusive on this.

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Yeah, that was through a clock
in the morning.

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That, that was always the best
time to watch the channel
because that's when they played
the weird stuff right on right
on.

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Also in 1987, I MTV launched it.

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No, Australia.

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Richard Wilkins.

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Yep.

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Kevin.

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See you'll join.

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Club MTV debuted.

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My God.

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Right before you started the
same month you started MTV's
week in rock debuted.

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I used to love doing that show.

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Remember when the VJs would,
would host it.

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Yeah.

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Well, Kurt came the year after.

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So for just a period of time for
one year, you guys actually got
to host something news related
and then they got Kurt.

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It was a great.

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I really liked doing that show.

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That was a lot of fun.

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Now did you do?

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No, this was right before you
joined MTV.

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Did the motley crews, the motley
crews to know where contest?

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I wasn't a part of that.

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Four winners were flown to
Bermuda where they boarded a
private yacht and went on a
cruise of the Bermuda triangle
with the four guys in motley
crew.

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There's not forts and enough to
be a part of that.

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Well, you may have been luck.

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He frankly, can you imagine?

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And that was after the pink
houses.

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Yes, it was.

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But it was, yeah, it was the
next year that Kurt Loder left
Rolling Stone magazine to join
MTV.

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He's still there.

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Dude, how old is Kurt 60?

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He's got to be older than 60.

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I really don't know.

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He doesn't look like he's
changed at all, but I please.

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Please.

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He always looked kind of tired,
but you know, Kurt was always
out of lot.

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You know, scooping, scooping
those news stories.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Well, John Norse is still there,
too, right?

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He finally got what he wanted.

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John is still there.

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Well, when I was the John, I got
a John started as a production
assistant and then

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If I could fuck this way to the
top.

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Oh, yes.

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Yes.

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I can't comment about that.

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I wasn't certainly involved or
privy to any details of that.

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But I don't know it.

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I don't have positive proof, but
he always was such a jealous
little queen.

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That's what he was.

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He just wanted.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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That's my, that's what I was
doing.

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Back on my overall experience
with John over the years.

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It's neither overly positive nor
overly negative.

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He was relatively easy to deal
with from my perspective.

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But he had been in staffer.

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So he never, he never kind of
got difficult.

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Then you weren't that
difficulty, but you know, you
drove yourself to the studio.

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And yeah, I didn't, I didn't
want to have no forgot damn
cars.

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Take, pick him up.

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That's a paid in the ass.

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You picked your clothes.

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Patricia did your makeup.

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So when you walked in the door,
you were ready to go.

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And there were a lot of
premedonists that required hours
of maintenance.

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And, you know, yeah.

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But I was John was, John was
never one of those.

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He never, you know, if he didn't
play games like that with me.

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So you did some homework for the
show, right?

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You, you prep some stuff right
there.

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A few different things.

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Speaking of news, there are two
people that we worked with at
MTV over the years that are both
doing quite well for themselves
here in the States.

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I don't know if they're on in
Europe.

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Karen Bryan, two is one of the
VJs that was kind of the third
group of VJs after you and Julie
and Kevin.

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But she, what she was also news
first.

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She was in Karen Bryan was news
first, wasn't she?

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No, that was Allison Stewart.

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Oh, Allison Stewart.

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I'm sorry, right.

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Karen Bryan.

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And that was the other person.

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Karen Bryan came in as a VJ.

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She was a, she looked a lot like
Allison Stewart actually.

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And the two had known each
other.

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They had gone to college
together at Brown.

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Gorgeous black girl, light skin,
curly hair.

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Very, very similar to Allison
Stewart.

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I don't remember how that she
looked like.

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Because we hired after that
whole next wave.

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Then you were just kind of doing
the top 20 video countdown and
dial MTV.

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But mostly you predecessor to
TRL.

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Right.

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You would come in once we can do
the top 20 countdown.

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And they had Karen Bryan and
Steve Isaacs.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Steve Isaacs.

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Who else was in that batch?

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Kennedy.

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Let's see.

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It was Steve.

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Karen Bryan.

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Kennedy.

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Duff.

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John Norris.

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Todd.

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One was a VJ for a while during
that whole thing.

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But Karen Bryan was in that
third batch of VJs.

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And she is now the entertainment
watch reporter on CNN.

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Hold on.

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I'm Googling her right now.

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I want to get a picture of her.

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K-A-R-Y-N.

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Oh, that's why that's why it's
showing some horrible images.

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Bryan, B-R-Y-A-N-T-I.

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Would you end up with it?

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You don't want to know.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Did she very cute?

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There you go.

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Yeah.

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I remember her now.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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I didn't really ever hang out
with her.

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I don't think.

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No.

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Because at that point you were
coming in once a week.

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Right.

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And Allison Stewart, who was
Steve Leads assistant.

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Assistant.

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Right.

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When you started it, and then
Allison went to the news
department and did pretty well

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with them, TV news.

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She did a lot of the choose or
lose.

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She used to do a lot of the
political.

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She was good.

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campaign coverage.

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Yeah.

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She's been doing daytime anchor
on MSNBC here in the States now.

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Right.

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Quite a period of time.

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She fills in a lot at night.

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I'm countdown with Keith
Obermann on NBC.

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Okay.

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So those are two.

13:53.480 --> 13:55.480
Too bad MSNBC is going to shut
down.

13:55.480 --> 13:56.480
Well.

13:56.480 --> 13:59.480
Seeing that, you know, it's
funny.

13:59.480 --> 14:03.480
For a while MSNBC was really
kick and CNN's button out for
the last couple of years.

14:03.480 --> 14:05.480
That's kind of changed back.

14:05.480 --> 14:06.480
Yeah.

14:06.480 --> 14:07.480
Well, it didn't turn out the way
they wanted it.

14:07.480 --> 14:09.480
They wanted it to be a total
multimedia.

14:09.480 --> 14:12.480
Don't forget what the M stands
for.

14:12.480 --> 14:13.480
Yeah.

14:13.480 --> 14:14.480
Well, that's true.

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Or the MS actually.

14:16.480 --> 14:17.480
Sands from Microsoft.

14:17.480 --> 14:20.480
Well, and then there's CNBC.

14:20.480 --> 14:21.480
Well, yeah.

14:21.480 --> 14:23.480
But that's just cable NBC or
whatever.

14:23.480 --> 14:26.480
So Karen Bryant and who else is
doing very well.

14:26.480 --> 14:28.480
Allison Stewart and MSNBC.

14:28.480 --> 14:29.480
Okay.

14:29.480 --> 14:32.480
Karen on CNN and Allison on
MSNBC.

14:32.480 --> 14:36.480
So we talked about the post life
of a VJ and television not being
too successful.

14:36.480 --> 14:37.480
Those.

14:37.480 --> 14:38.480
Which means two exceptions.

14:38.480 --> 14:42.480
Neither of them are making any
real money though because you
know that's just like MTV pay
there.

14:42.480 --> 14:44.480
I don't know.

14:44.480 --> 14:45.480
I don't know.

14:45.480 --> 14:46.480
Oh, please.

14:46.480 --> 14:48.480
I had to see an end came over
here.

14:48.480 --> 14:50.480
And one of those guys that you
recognize.

14:50.480 --> 14:52.480
You know, like forget his name.

14:52.480 --> 14:53.480
Yeah.

14:53.480 --> 14:54.480
I talked about one.

14:54.480 --> 14:55.480
Yeah.

14:55.480 --> 14:56.480
One of their big guys.

14:56.480 --> 14:57.480
Yeah.

14:57.480 --> 14:58.480
I forget it.

14:58.480 --> 14:59.480
Well, it's not that gut.

14:59.480 --> 15:00.480
Well, yeah.

15:00.480 --> 15:01.480
One of those guys.

15:01.480 --> 15:02.480
He was really nice.

15:02.480 --> 15:03.480
You know, he said that.

15:03.480 --> 15:04.480
It's fucked up.

15:04.480 --> 15:05.480
He was saying he was really
complaining.

15:05.480 --> 15:07.480
I said, man, son, just like MTV.

15:07.480 --> 15:08.480
So yeah.

15:08.480 --> 15:09.480
It's very political.

15:09.480 --> 15:11.480
And it's, uh, and there's not a
lot of money in it.

15:11.480 --> 15:12.480
It's, that's hard.

15:12.480 --> 15:16.480
You know, it's very expensive to
run a 24 hour date news channel.

15:16.480 --> 15:20.480
I was talking not too long ago
to somebody who was, uh,

15:20.480 --> 15:25.480
is an anchor out here for the
local NBC affiliate in Portland,
Oregon.

15:25.480 --> 15:29.480
And I could make more money at a
Starbucks, I think.

15:29.480 --> 15:30.480
As if I restarted.

15:30.480 --> 15:31.480
Yeah.

15:31.480 --> 15:32.480
Hi.

15:32.480 --> 15:33.480
I'm Ken Stranger.

15:33.480 --> 15:34.480
Yeah.

15:34.480 --> 15:36.480
Is a really good barista in
Portland.

15:36.480 --> 15:40.480
And you can apparently anchoring
the NBC affiliate news.

15:40.480 --> 15:41.480
Yeah.

15:41.480 --> 15:46.480
Also, since the last time we did
an MTV Chronicles, uh, a lawsuit
was announced between

15:46.480 --> 15:48.480
Julie Brown and NBC.

15:48.480 --> 15:49.480
No way.

15:49.480 --> 15:50.480
What happened?

15:50.480 --> 15:53.480
Oh, they probably had a pilot
that they didn't, they didn't do
or something.

15:53.480 --> 15:54.480
No, this is, this is good.

15:54.480 --> 15:55.480
This is really good.

15:55.480 --> 15:56.480
You'll enjoy it.

15:56.480 --> 15:57.480
Yum.

15:57.480 --> 15:58.480
Yum.

15:58.480 --> 16:01.480
Remember about two or three
years ago, Julie did that.

16:01.480 --> 16:02.480
God awful show called.

16:02.480 --> 16:03.480
I'm a celebrity.

16:03.480 --> 16:04.480
Get me the hell out of here.

16:04.480 --> 16:06.480
Oh, I know the show, but I
didn't see her on it.

16:06.480 --> 16:07.480
That would have been pretty
funny.

16:07.480 --> 16:09.480
I watched one episode of it.

16:09.480 --> 16:11.480
And, and she was okay.

16:11.480 --> 16:13.480
I couldn't stomach a land of
Stewart.

16:13.480 --> 16:15.480
She was a finding bitch.

16:15.480 --> 16:16.480
Just like, a lot of, no.

16:16.480 --> 16:17.480
Who was a lot of Stewart again?

16:17.480 --> 16:19.480
Rod Stewart sex life.

16:19.480 --> 16:20.480
Oh, geez.

16:20.480 --> 16:21.480
Okay.

16:21.480 --> 16:23.480
Was that the English version
that just aired over there?

16:23.480 --> 16:24.480
Was that a separate?

16:24.480 --> 16:25.480
Because, you know, it airs all
over the world now.

16:25.480 --> 16:27.480
I think that was the same
version.

16:27.480 --> 16:28.480
It aired everywhere.

16:28.480 --> 16:31.480
It was the first season they had
done it.

16:31.480 --> 16:33.480
And I can't even remember who
all was there.

16:33.480 --> 16:36.480
But, I mean, you know, these are
all quote-unquote husbands.

16:36.480 --> 16:37.480
Yeah.

16:37.480 --> 16:40.480
I mean, a land of Stewart as Rod
Stewart sex wife.

16:40.480 --> 16:42.480
I'm not sure she ever really
was, but.

16:42.480 --> 16:43.480
All right.

16:43.480 --> 16:46.480
Julie, Julie, hey, that her got
some told her off on the
program.

16:46.480 --> 16:47.480
Julie shouldn't.

16:47.480 --> 16:49.480
I mean, the minute you go in
that, you basically labor
yourself,

16:49.480 --> 16:51.480
yourself as a husband, right?

16:51.480 --> 16:52.480
That's kind of the whole deal.

16:52.480 --> 16:54.480
That would be like a jump the
shark moment.

16:54.480 --> 16:55.480
Yeah.

16:55.480 --> 16:56.480
Yes.

16:56.480 --> 16:57.480
You're done it either.

16:57.480 --> 17:00.480
Frankly, I think in retrospect,
I don't know what the hell she
was thinking.

17:00.480 --> 17:05.480
I don't mean to do it if she
doesn't either because here,
here's the basis of the lawsuit

17:05.480 --> 17:08.480
between her and the production
company.

17:08.480 --> 17:13.480
During the taping of the show,
and I missed the episode
fortunately.

17:13.480 --> 17:17.480
Julie got into a bathtub filled
with leeches.

17:17.480 --> 17:23.480
And was completely buried under
a pile of squirming leeches.

17:24.480 --> 17:27.480
Well, that's apparently they
promised her this was safe.

17:27.480 --> 17:33.480
That's um, according to the
lawsuit, she still has permanent
scars on her body

17:33.480 --> 17:34.480
from the leech bites.

17:34.480 --> 17:35.480
Oh, I bet.

17:35.480 --> 17:36.480
I bet.

17:36.480 --> 17:37.480
Totally.

17:37.480 --> 17:38.480
My goodness.

17:38.480 --> 17:43.480
So that was the basis of the
lawsuit was permanent scarring,

17:43.480 --> 17:46.480
caused by being put in a bathtub
full of leeches.

17:46.480 --> 17:49.480
When the producers had assured
her it was okay.

17:49.480 --> 17:52.480
So is she suing NBC or the
production company?

17:53.480 --> 17:55.480
It was ABC and the production
company.

17:55.480 --> 17:58.480
We're both both named in the
lawsuit.

17:58.480 --> 17:59.480
Wow, has that come to court yet?

17:59.480 --> 18:01.480
Or what's the deal?

18:01.480 --> 18:03.480
Uh, I don't know.

18:03.480 --> 18:04.480
Oh, man.

18:04.480 --> 18:08.480
I saw it on the news and I
thought, oh, that's interesting
for the MTV

18:08.480 --> 18:09.480
Chronicle.

18:09.480 --> 18:10.480
Smoke smoking friend.

18:10.480 --> 18:15.480
Our good friend Julie Brown
smoking going should should get
a hold of all the paperwork

18:15.480 --> 18:16.480
and publish that.

18:16.480 --> 18:18.480
That'd be pretty funny.

18:19.480 --> 18:22.480
And and you and Julie always had
a funny relationship.

18:22.480 --> 18:24.480
There was a competitiveness.

18:24.480 --> 18:27.480
There was a bickering that went
on.

18:27.480 --> 18:29.480
But you guys were okay in the
end.

18:29.480 --> 18:31.480
I think there was an abonding
event.

18:31.480 --> 18:35.480
You guys got put in the same
limo going to like the.

18:35.480 --> 18:41.480
Oh, it was a New Year's Eve show
or it was MTV video music awards
or something.

18:41.480 --> 18:44.480
You and Julie ended up writing
in a limo together,

18:44.480 --> 18:46.480
which everybody had been very
worried about.

18:47.480 --> 18:50.480
The limo backed over some old
woman.

18:50.480 --> 18:53.480
God, can't I can't remember
that.

18:53.480 --> 18:54.480
Oh, dude.

18:54.480 --> 18:55.480
Oh, wait a minute.

18:55.480 --> 18:56.480
It was in New York though,
right?

18:56.480 --> 18:57.480
Yeah.

18:57.480 --> 19:00.480
And the limousine like backed
into some old woman.

19:00.480 --> 19:04.480
You guys were out like helping
the old woman up and everything.

19:04.480 --> 19:06.480
And Julie was screaming at the
limo driver.

19:06.480 --> 19:07.480
Yeah.

19:07.480 --> 19:08.480
I do remember.

19:08.480 --> 19:11.480
And somehow you guys bonded
during that limo ride.

19:11.480 --> 19:13.480
And you guys were okay after
that.

19:13.480 --> 19:15.480
But you guys always had kind of
a funny way.

19:15.480 --> 19:18.480
And you know what I was because
Julie had an excellent knack.

19:18.480 --> 19:20.480
And it was really the British
humor.

19:20.480 --> 19:24.480
She had a very good knack of
completely tearing you a new
asshole on the air.

19:24.480 --> 19:26.480
And I just had no recourse.

19:26.480 --> 19:30.480
You know, I had no way to get
because just I couldn't I
couldn't do it.

19:30.480 --> 19:32.480
You know, and and so anything.

19:32.480 --> 19:35.480
If whenever I'd like tried to,
you know, to the zinger back,

19:35.480 --> 19:36.480
it always kind of came out
wrong.

19:36.480 --> 19:37.480
Yeah.

19:37.480 --> 19:39.480
I've got clips of Julie.

19:39.480 --> 19:43.480
There was a great one where she
was talking about what she
wanted for Christmas.

19:43.480 --> 19:44.480
She wasn't feeling well that
day.

19:44.480 --> 19:46.480
I think she'd been out partying
with Billy.

19:46.480 --> 19:49.480
I told the night before somebody
that she was and she said,

19:49.480 --> 19:50.480
I I don't know.

19:50.480 --> 19:52.480
I just maybe a new blow dryer.

19:52.480 --> 19:54.480
I just want to look like Adam
Curry.

19:54.480 --> 19:55.480
Yeah.

19:55.480 --> 19:56.480
I don't know.

19:56.480 --> 19:57.480
Anyway, up next.

19:57.480 --> 19:58.480
You know.

19:58.480 --> 19:59.480
I didn't mind that.

19:59.480 --> 20:02.480
I didn't mind the hair jokes
because everyone's just fucking
jealous of my hair.

20:02.480 --> 20:06.480
Well, you know, do you remember
the time Julie had those
dreadlocks put in?

20:06.480 --> 20:07.480
That was a great story.

20:07.480 --> 20:08.480
No.

20:08.480 --> 20:12.480
She was in the chair for, I
think, 12 hours having
dreadlocks put in.

20:12.480 --> 20:15.480
And she came into the studio the
next morning and she looked like
an Asian woman.

20:15.480 --> 20:18.480
Her eyes were all drawn back.

20:18.480 --> 20:19.480
And she was an agony.

20:19.480 --> 20:21.480
She was an agony.

20:21.480 --> 20:24.480
And they had put like 14 pounds
of hair on her head.

20:24.480 --> 20:28.480
And it was literally pulling her
scalp out.

20:28.480 --> 20:30.480
I mean, I do remember that.

20:30.480 --> 20:32.480
And she put up with it for about
a day.

20:32.480 --> 20:34.480
And then she got like a pair of
hedge tremors and locked them
all off.

20:34.480 --> 20:35.480
It sold her length.

20:35.480 --> 20:36.480
Is that their prime?

20:36.480 --> 20:37.480
Yeah.

20:37.480 --> 20:38.480
She cut them off.

20:38.480 --> 20:39.480
Yeah.

20:39.480 --> 20:40.480
Hair looked like shit then.

20:40.480 --> 20:41.480
That was horrible.

20:41.480 --> 20:43.480
You had to wear her hair up in a
plastic bag.

20:43.480 --> 20:45.480
I think they had to put wigs up
on her.

20:45.480 --> 20:49.480
Speaking of which, you know who
sent me an email the other day
from MTV management

20:49.480 --> 20:51.480
from the early days.

20:51.480 --> 20:53.480
Steve leads.

20:53.480 --> 20:56.480
No, I've been talking to Steve a
lot, actually recently.

20:56.480 --> 20:57.480
No, actually.

20:57.480 --> 20:58.480
I've seen him on Skype.

20:58.480 --> 20:59.480
Steve, I always like.

20:59.480 --> 21:00.480
I got him on Skype.

21:00.480 --> 21:01.480
I got him on Skype.

21:01.480 --> 21:05.480
He, he, and you know, I told him
in Stali's like,

21:05.480 --> 21:07.480
wow, this is like a free phone.

21:07.480 --> 21:09.480
Oh, yes, Steve.

21:09.480 --> 21:10.480
No, Tom Hunter.

21:10.480 --> 21:11.480
Tom Hunter.

21:11.480 --> 21:12.480
Hold on.

21:12.480 --> 21:13.480
Oh, Tom Hunter.

21:13.480 --> 21:14.480
Yeah.

21:14.480 --> 21:15.480
What was his gig?

21:15.480 --> 21:19.480
He was, I think he was one of
the in the music programming
department when they were still
running

21:19.480 --> 21:20.480
at lingerie.

21:20.480 --> 21:21.480
Or Abby was he?

21:21.480 --> 21:22.480
He was before.

21:22.480 --> 21:28.480
No, he was before Abby Connor,
which, and remembered that prick
John, what's his name?

21:28.480 --> 21:29.480
Canaling.

21:29.480 --> 21:30.480
That one.

21:30.480 --> 21:31.480
He was talent and artist
relations though.

21:31.480 --> 21:32.480
I've got a good.

21:32.480 --> 21:33.480
I've got two.

21:33.480 --> 21:36.480
Well, Matt Farber came after
Abby Connor, which.

21:36.480 --> 21:39.480
I'll personally tell you about
Tom Hunter, just a brief update.

21:40.480 --> 21:41.480
He's divorced.

21:41.480 --> 21:42.480
He's remarried.

21:42.480 --> 21:44.480
He's been married for five
years.

21:44.480 --> 21:45.480
Has three.

21:45.480 --> 21:48.480
I think three kids all grown up.

21:48.480 --> 21:49.480
And he lives in Dallas now.

21:49.480 --> 21:50.480
And he's teaching.

21:50.480 --> 21:54.480
And, and he's doing like a
weekend gig on the college radio
station.

21:54.480 --> 21:56.480
And he's lost like a thousand
pounds.

21:56.480 --> 21:58.480
I was just going to say as he
lost weight.

21:58.480 --> 21:59.480
Yeah.

21:59.480 --> 22:00.480
Yeah.

22:00.480 --> 22:01.480
He looks really good.

22:01.480 --> 22:02.480
He looks really good.

22:02.480 --> 22:04.480
What's he teaching like
broadcast or radio or something?

22:04.480 --> 22:05.480
Communication stuff.

22:05.480 --> 22:06.480
Yeah.

22:06.480 --> 22:07.480
Yeah.

22:07.480 --> 22:11.480
I'm just going to teach her that
would be when I think back to my
degree in communications.

22:11.480 --> 22:14.480
If only I had teachers who'd
been in charge of programming an
MTV.

22:14.480 --> 22:15.480
Yeah.

22:15.480 --> 22:17.480
Because then you didn't listen
to him.

22:17.480 --> 22:19.480
Like, oh, this guy actually had
no sum.

22:19.480 --> 22:24.480
You know, I remember when I went
to West Virginia to school for
that entire semester.

22:24.480 --> 22:27.480
Remember my communications
classes.

22:27.480 --> 22:29.480
And like, you know, if you
really knew what you're talking
about,

22:29.480 --> 22:31.480
wouldn't you have like a real
fucking job?

22:31.480 --> 22:32.480
I suppose.

22:32.480 --> 22:36.480
I mean, I had somebody at my
college who had never been
outside this state of Ohio
before

22:36.480 --> 22:40.480
to tell me at one point that I
didn't have what it took to make
it in New York.

22:40.480 --> 22:43.480
Well, you're, well, you are in
Portland, you know.

22:43.480 --> 22:44.480
I am now.

22:44.480 --> 22:46.480
But that was after I conquered
Manhattan.

22:46.480 --> 22:47.480
Yes.

22:47.480 --> 22:48.480
You took the city.

22:48.480 --> 22:49.480
You took the city.

22:49.480 --> 22:50.480
Okay.

22:50.480 --> 22:51.480
So that was after, yeah.

22:51.480 --> 22:53.480
That was, this is, well, you
moved to it.

22:53.480 --> 22:54.480
So what can you say?

22:54.480 --> 22:55.480
Yeah.

22:55.480 --> 22:56.480
We all things change.

22:56.480 --> 22:58.480
His life goes on priorities
change.

22:58.480 --> 23:00.480
So Tom skews me.

23:00.480 --> 23:02.480
What a nice bit of philosophy
there.

23:02.480 --> 23:03.480
I love that.

23:03.480 --> 23:04.480
Thank you.

23:04.480 --> 23:05.480
That's true.

23:05.480 --> 23:06.480
So he's doing good.

23:06.480 --> 23:07.480
He's, he's all right.

23:07.480 --> 23:09.480
And then John can only have a
little win.

23:09.480 --> 23:10.480
We easily cocksucker.

23:10.480 --> 23:12.480
God, I hated him.

23:12.480 --> 23:13.480
John can only.

23:13.480 --> 23:14.480
Yes.

23:14.480 --> 23:15.480
Because I'll tell you why.

23:15.480 --> 23:16.480
And then you can continue.

23:16.480 --> 23:18.480
When I had my good memo.

23:18.480 --> 23:20.480
When I had my Richard Marx fall
out.

23:20.480 --> 23:21.480
Yeah.

23:21.480 --> 23:24.480
Which I don't remember how that
actually went.

23:24.480 --> 23:26.480
But Richard started on the radio
program.

23:26.480 --> 23:27.480
No.

23:27.480 --> 23:28.480
No.

23:28.480 --> 23:29.480
It did not.

23:29.480 --> 23:31.480
It started on the top 20 video
countdown where there was.

23:31.480 --> 23:32.480
It ended up on the radio.

23:32.480 --> 23:33.480
Yeah.

23:33.480 --> 23:34.480
Well, that's where it escalated.

23:34.480 --> 23:35.480
But it was something.

23:35.480 --> 23:37.480
I can't even remember what it
was about.

23:37.480 --> 23:38.480
It was something so fucking
stupid.

23:38.480 --> 23:41.480
But he was such a goddamn
control freak, Richard Marx.

23:41.480 --> 23:44.480
And then he said, I do recall
this all of a sudden.

23:44.480 --> 23:45.480
It may come to me.

23:45.480 --> 23:47.480
You had said something that was
really, I mean.

23:47.480 --> 23:48.480
But it was scripted.

23:48.480 --> 23:53.480
It was like a quirky MTV joke
that every other artist go like,

23:53.480 --> 23:54.480
Okay.

23:54.480 --> 23:58.480
You know, after you play the
video for the 20 millionth time,

23:58.480 --> 24:00.480
you know, you got to say
something else.

24:00.480 --> 24:02.480
And whatever it was, he really
went off.

24:02.480 --> 24:05.480
And he went up to the office and
tried to get me fired.

24:05.480 --> 24:08.480
And John Cannelly immediately
went,

24:08.480 --> 24:09.480
Yes.

24:09.480 --> 24:10.480
Well, we should get rid of him.

24:10.480 --> 24:12.480
He is like, thank you, mother
fucker.

24:12.480 --> 24:13.480
I was horrible.

24:13.480 --> 24:15.480
I do remember we had to pull
tape.

24:15.480 --> 24:17.480
You know, we've got to pull tape
and say.

24:17.480 --> 24:18.480
What did he say?

24:18.480 --> 24:19.480
Exactly.

24:19.480 --> 24:21.480
The Richard Marx fiasco.

24:21.480 --> 24:23.480
I don't remember what it was.

24:23.480 --> 24:26.480
It was not, you know, it wasn't.

24:26.480 --> 24:29.480
He obviously had issues.

24:29.480 --> 24:31.480
It was unnecessary.

24:31.480 --> 24:33.480
Well, I just saw him on TV
recently.

24:33.480 --> 24:34.480
He's got a new album out.

24:34.480 --> 24:36.480
And it struck me even then.

24:36.480 --> 24:37.480
The years later.

24:37.480 --> 24:38.480
What is it?

24:38.480 --> 24:39.480
10, 15 years later.

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He still looked neurotic.

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Well, he, first of all, he's a
great songwriter.

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No doubt about it.

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Yeah.

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Great songwriter.

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Good producer, actually.

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He's been doing some major hits.

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Yeah, no.

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And so I'll give them all that.

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But then I was hosting a show
called Hitline USA.

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And so it's Rick Kalman has that
tape.

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We should get that tape.

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Actually, I have a real, I have
an original real to real of that
as well here.

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I don't have the tape.

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And he goes off.

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And he says, on the air, he
starts saying, well, your hair
looks like, what do you say?

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I don't know.

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But he was the last person that
should have been making an air.

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Really?

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And then he said, I hope you,
you know, oh, because I was
smoking at the time.

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I hope you get cancer.

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He said, I hope your lips fell
off.

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No.

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He said, I hope they got cancer.

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That's what he said.

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And your lips fell off.

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It was horrible.

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You completely went off.

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It's very stupid.

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Did that show ever aired?

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Did you guys get it?

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It was live.

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It was live when that happened.

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You kidding me?

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It was one of the best.

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It was one of the best shows
I've ever done on radio.

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It just couldn't believe what he
was saying.

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Everyone loved it, you know?

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I don't think you did well with
it.

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I don't think you got, you just
kind of laughed at him.

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But you didn't really fling mud
back.

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And God knows you could have.

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Well, you know, what do you say
to that?

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You know?

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What do you say to that?

25:46.480 --> 25:47.480
Well, he meant it.

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He really meant it.

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No, I think I said, no, he said,
you're going to be out of a job.

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And I'll see you on the
unemployment line.

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You'll be ahead of me or
something like that.

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I can't remember what it was.

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But we all did okay in the end.

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It was stupid.

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But the cancer thing really
bothered me.

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That was an unnecessary and
unfair comment.

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He still looks really uptight.

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And like he doesn't have a sense
of humor.

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Because he really wanted to be a
rock and roll superstar.

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And he just didn't have it in
him.

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You know, he wanted to be.

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What was the band?

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He was always hanging out with.

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Well, first of all, in his, in
his band.

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Who was in his band?

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Remember who played in his band?

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Remember.

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Come on.

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Richie, kind of him.

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Wasn't, no, not, not Richie,
kind of him.

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Or was it?

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Who was the guy who went?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He had fucking happy.

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It was, it wasn't Richie, kind
of.

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It was someone like that.

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It was like some, some doork
from some happy days.

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Like grown up.

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Yeah.

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Who the hell was that?

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He was playing bass in his band.

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Wasn't somebody from the
Parkridge family.

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Well, Donnie, Danny Bonna,
Doochie.

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Danny Bonna, Doochie, and bass.

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He's funny.

26:52.480 --> 26:53.480
We had a good time.

26:53.480 --> 26:54.480
I, I hung out with him a lot.

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He was very funny.

26:55.480 --> 26:56.480
Danny's funny.

26:56.480 --> 27:00.480
Remember when he got, when he
got picked up, and he was
working for MTV.

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Somewhere in, in Florida, he got
picked up for, for soliciting a
transvestite process.

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Transvestite.

27:06.480 --> 27:08.480
That's right.

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Whoops.

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That's happened to a lot of
famous people.

27:11.480 --> 27:12.480
I don't get that.

27:12.480 --> 27:13.480
He's red.

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You're gray.

27:14.480 --> 27:18.480
There was some tiff with that
Murphy, and it transvestite too.

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Well, she males are very
intriguing to straight guys.

27:22.480 --> 27:23.480
John Cannelly.

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I found, you know, I have a huge
box of paperwork, funny memos
and things that I saved

27:35.480 --> 27:40.480
over the years, and at some
point over the last five years
since we did the last MTV
Chronicles,

27:40.480 --> 27:45.480
I pulled out my two favorite
memos of my entire 10 year
period at MTV.

27:45.480 --> 27:46.480
Oh, man.

27:46.480 --> 27:47.480
Oh.

27:47.480 --> 27:48.480
These are the two.

27:49.480 --> 27:52.480
John Cannelly's is actually my
second favorite memo.

27:52.480 --> 27:54.480
I know what the first one is,
but I won't give it away.

27:54.480 --> 28:01.480
October 18th, 1991, to all MTV
staff from John Cannelly,
subject hammer under

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Oh, no.

28:03.480 --> 28:05.480
The hammer memo.

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That's the hammer memo.

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The original.

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Please be advised that effective
immediately, MC Hammer is now
just hammer.

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All references.

28:17.480 --> 28:18.480
I love this.

28:18.480 --> 28:26.480
This is the clinch to all
references, both on there and
off air to this artist should
include

28:26.480 --> 28:30.480
this change immediately without
reflection.

28:30.480 --> 28:32.480
Violators will be shot.

28:32.480 --> 28:33.480
Prosecute.

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Does it say shot?

28:34.480 --> 28:35.480
No.

28:35.480 --> 28:36.480
No.

28:36.480 --> 28:37.480
It does not say that.

28:37.480 --> 28:38.480
We'll be swiftly terminated.

28:38.480 --> 28:39.480
Yeah.

28:39.480 --> 28:40.480
I mean, I have a reference.

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Both on air and off air.

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So we can't even say MC Hammer
in the fucking hallway.

28:49.480 --> 28:53.480
I remember we used to go like,
if you hammer.

28:53.480 --> 28:55.480
Not all mighty.

28:55.480 --> 29:00.480
I just thought of one other
really funny John Cannelly story
before we move onto the other

29:00.480 --> 29:01.480
memo.

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Madonna.

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I can't remember what video it
was, but they had made this huge
deal about this Madonna

29:07.480 --> 29:08.480
video.

29:08.480 --> 29:10.480
Nobody, it was the church, the
Pepsi one.

29:10.480 --> 29:11.480
Remember the one that got like a
prayer.

29:11.480 --> 29:12.480
Like a prayer like a prayer.

29:12.480 --> 29:13.480
Like a prayer.

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It was like a prayer.

29:14.480 --> 29:15.480
Yeah.

29:15.480 --> 29:16.480
All right.

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Because at MTV, we taped a day
or two in advance and we had to
tape that the world premiered

29:21.980 --> 29:26.480
the video two days before the
video actually was available.

29:26.480 --> 29:30.980
The record label and John
Cannelly made this huge freaking
production about coming over

29:30.980 --> 29:31.980
to the studio.

29:31.980 --> 29:32.980
Oh boy.

29:32.980 --> 29:37.780
Give us a VJs and the senior
staff a private screening of the
video so that we could

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tape it.

29:39.780 --> 29:42.780
And they brought the video over
in a Brink's truck.

29:42.780 --> 29:46.780
I mean, it was just the most
ridiculous stunt anybody.

29:46.780 --> 29:49.780
And this wasn't even a televised
stunt.

29:49.780 --> 29:51.780
This was behind the scenes.

29:51.780 --> 29:54.780
Was this the one with the wires
running to the next room, Ken?

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Yeah.

29:56.780 --> 30:00.780
There were a number of us
downtown Julie Brown included.

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I hate to malign her in this
way.

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I had no part of this.

30:03.780 --> 30:04.780
I knew about it.

30:04.780 --> 30:05.780
No, you did not.

30:05.780 --> 30:07.780
I don't even know if you were in
the building.

30:07.780 --> 30:08.780
Oh, yeah.

30:08.780 --> 30:09.780
I knew about it.

30:09.780 --> 30:11.780
But I didn't want to have
anything to do with it.

30:11.780 --> 30:12.780
There was no evil intent.

30:12.780 --> 30:14.540
We weren't going to leak the
clip.

30:14.540 --> 30:18.180
We weren't going to make copies
of it and distribute it over the
internet because there

30:18.180 --> 30:19.780
was no internet at the time.

30:19.780 --> 30:25.780
We only had one computer in the
building and it was a wing.

30:25.780 --> 30:31.780
We drilled a hole through the
wall and we were upstairs with
the officers.

30:31.780 --> 30:32.780
I remember that.

30:32.780 --> 30:37.980
Yeah, upstairs at Unitel behind
the behind the whole rack with
the VCR system was because

30:37.980 --> 30:41.420
we knew they were bringing over
like a three quarter inch
humatic, you know, the big

30:41.420 --> 30:42.420
tape.

30:42.420 --> 30:46.900
And we drilled a hole through
the wall and we ran the cables
and we did a VHS machine

30:46.900 --> 30:51.220
behind the couch in the lounge,
the VJ lounge back there.

30:51.220 --> 30:57.020
And before the record label even
showed up, it was a two hour
tape on super long

30:57.020 --> 30:58.020
to play.

30:58.020 --> 31:04.260
So it would record for like six
hours and we all had to record a
deck would record.

31:04.260 --> 31:05.260
Record label comes in.

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They play the clip, you know,
big production and everybody
claps.

31:08.900 --> 31:13.140
Meanwhile, all this is going on
speaking of Steve Lee's love
Steve leads, but this

31:13.140 --> 31:18.260
is the only thing Steve ever did
that I really thought was an
office thing to do.

31:18.260 --> 31:19.260
I remember it.

31:19.260 --> 31:24.940
Steve noticed the wire going
through the wall and he went
like, well, no, he quietly kind

31:24.940 --> 31:28.780
of opened the door to the VJ
lounge and went in there.

31:28.780 --> 31:32.780
And I'm sitting there thinking,
oh, shit, the gig is up, you
know.

31:32.780 --> 31:37.020
And then the door opens and
Steve comes out and he's got a
VHS tape in his hands and I'm

31:37.020 --> 31:40.060
like, we are so buff off.

31:40.060 --> 31:43.260
And you know, it's Steve should
have done his weighted to the
record company left.

31:43.260 --> 31:44.260
Of course.

31:44.260 --> 31:48.660
Everything was over and then,
you know, said, you guys stay
here for a minute and then

31:48.660 --> 31:51.500
he should have come in and
ripped this out a new asshole.

31:51.500 --> 31:53.820
But he could have taken us to
the cleaners.

31:53.900 --> 31:56.860
And steady handed the tape to
the head of the record label and
said, here's somebody

31:56.860 --> 31:57.860
was pirating this.

31:57.860 --> 31:59.380
Oh, I do remember that.

31:59.380 --> 32:00.380
Oh, it's lame.

32:00.380 --> 32:05.060
Well, the shit hit the fan and
can now he went berserk and
Julie was sitting there.

32:05.060 --> 32:06.940
She was laughing a bit.

32:06.940 --> 32:07.940
She was laughing.

32:07.940 --> 32:11.660
Julie didn't give a damn, I
mean, and that was one of the
things the MTV management

32:11.660 --> 32:16.740
so hated about Julie is she
didn't give a damn what they had
to say about her or anything

32:16.740 --> 32:17.740
out.

32:17.740 --> 32:18.740
That's right.

32:18.740 --> 32:19.740
She could care less.

32:19.740 --> 32:24.340
And went off and at one point,
you know, saying how we were all
pieces of shit and

32:24.340 --> 32:25.340
everything.

32:25.340 --> 32:29.500
And Julie stood up and said, I
hear it comes.

32:29.500 --> 32:36.460
She said, you fucking cons, I
remember it.

32:36.460 --> 32:41.340
And then just went off at
Cannelly, ripped him a new
asshole and just like walked out
of

32:41.340 --> 32:45.460
the room and said, I'm not going
to sit here and listen to you
talk to me like that and

32:45.460 --> 32:49.700
just walked out of the room and
he turned like 27 shades of
purple.

32:49.700 --> 32:50.700
Yeah.

32:50.700 --> 32:52.140
So what was he got fired?

32:52.140 --> 32:53.140
No.

32:53.140 --> 32:54.140
I had to take the wrap for that.

32:54.140 --> 32:55.140
Yeah.

32:55.140 --> 32:56.140
You got to apologize.

32:56.140 --> 32:59.780
I had to go apologize to Judy
McGrath personally.

32:59.780 --> 33:01.740
He believes she's still running
that channel.

33:01.740 --> 33:03.060
That's amazing to me.

33:03.060 --> 33:07.980
I saw Judy McGrath at JJ
Jackson's funeral reunion
service.

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We had a New York.

33:08.980 --> 33:12.900
And you were almost there, in
fact, you missed, I think by
like a week, you were going

33:12.900 --> 33:13.900
to be in New York.

33:13.900 --> 33:14.900
I wasn't invited.

33:14.900 --> 33:15.900
I wasn't invited.

33:15.900 --> 33:16.900
Oh, yeah.

33:16.900 --> 33:17.900
You would have been invited.

33:17.980 --> 33:23.140
Judy was a friend of MTV, not to
the cocktail reunion thing.

33:23.140 --> 33:24.140
Yeah.

33:24.140 --> 33:25.740
You definitely would have been
invited to that.

33:25.740 --> 33:26.740
Okay.

33:26.740 --> 33:28.780
And that was a trip because I
looked for my wallet.

33:28.780 --> 33:32.580
I started at MTV when I was 19
or 20 years old.

33:32.580 --> 33:37.860
A lot of the people that were at
this thing were there at the
time and they were probably

33:37.860 --> 33:41.900
in their late 30s to 40s back
when I was 19 or 20 years old.

33:41.900 --> 33:46.420
So when I wallstained to this
room last April, Jerry has been
expecting to be walking

33:46.420 --> 33:48.460
into like a geriatric
convention.

33:48.460 --> 33:49.460
Oh, man.

33:49.460 --> 33:50.460
It was a trip.

33:50.460 --> 33:53.980
But Judy did show up and it was
actually really cool to see her
and we chatted

33:53.980 --> 33:58.420
for a few minutes and I said to
her, Judy, it's so nice to
actually have a conversation

33:58.420 --> 34:03.860
with you when I'm not absolutely
scared shitless because she was
a frightening woman.

34:03.860 --> 34:05.820
You know, I never, I found it.

34:05.820 --> 34:10.140
I still find to be the most
unhipp woman in show business,
which is why, maybe that's

34:10.140 --> 34:11.860
why she's good at what she does.

34:11.860 --> 34:14.860
But she was always the driver
behind.

34:14.860 --> 34:15.860
I'll give her this.

34:15.860 --> 34:20.500
She was the driver behind
long-form programming and less
videos.

34:20.500 --> 34:23.540
That is completely Judy McGrath.

34:23.540 --> 34:28.020
She was very icy, but I have
discovered over the years that
Judy really, or I mean that

34:28.020 --> 34:33.620
Judy really does have a soft
spot and she cares about the
people that she worked with

34:33.620 --> 34:38.540
way back then and when she was
at the party and we were talking
about, you know, she used

34:38.540 --> 34:39.540
to write copy.

34:39.540 --> 34:44.780
I mean, she was a copywriter for
the very, very early days of
MTV.

34:45.220 --> 34:48.420
She was just one of the gang
hanging out and I'm looking at
her thinking she's this, this

34:48.420 --> 34:50.980
is she's another president of
MTV Networks, right?

34:50.980 --> 34:52.700
Now that Kristen's been
elevated.

34:52.700 --> 34:55.300
Yeah, to Viacom corporate,
whatever.

34:55.300 --> 34:56.300
Yeah.

34:56.300 --> 34:59.060
First, and yeah, and it was Judy
that called me when I got
promoted to manager of

34:59.060 --> 35:02.820
on our talent and said
congratulations, I know you'll
do a great job.

35:02.820 --> 35:05.300
You'd better and then hung up
the phone on me.

35:05.300 --> 35:09.300
Yeah, that was like power trip,
woman on power trip thing.

35:09.300 --> 35:13.540
But she, but she, she changed
the channel to what it is today.

35:13.580 --> 35:15.820
I do have respect for Judy, all
right.

35:15.820 --> 35:17.220
We had talked about Abbey
Connoisseur.

35:17.220 --> 35:18.900
Wait, you're going to do one
more John Connelly memo.

35:18.900 --> 35:20.260
You had another cannelly memo.

35:20.260 --> 35:24.380
I don't, that was the, that was
the cannelly memo was the
hammer.

35:24.380 --> 35:26.340
But that was your second
favorite.

35:26.340 --> 35:29.260
That was my favorite favorite
wasn't it cannelly memo.

35:29.260 --> 35:31.060
That was the favorite Jackson
Farber memo.

35:31.060 --> 35:33.260
What was that was that the
Michael Jackson memo?

35:33.260 --> 35:35.540
Yeah, timely, I guess.

35:35.540 --> 35:37.660
Do you have the official memo
there?

35:37.660 --> 35:38.660
I do.

35:38.660 --> 35:41.940
Would you like, would you care
to share it with our, it still
has my name?

35:41.940 --> 35:46.580
It was still, it still has the
original fax header on it, where
it was faxed to the studio.

35:46.580 --> 35:51.940
So let's see what we said it up
because we had taped the Michael
Jackson weekend,

35:51.940 --> 35:58.020
which was a part of another deal
because we had, it was like
three things, if I'm not
mistaken.

35:58.020 --> 36:03.100
One, what was all about getting
Michael Jackson to perform on
the video, musical awards.

36:03.100 --> 36:08.180
And by the way, if you ever said
VMAs on the air, you were
punished.

36:08.180 --> 36:09.180
Yeah, it was.

36:09.180 --> 36:10.620
You had to say video music
awards.

36:10.660 --> 36:12.300
You were not among TV.

36:12.300 --> 36:14.500
The whole world says VMAs.

36:14.500 --> 36:19.660
The whole world says VMAs, but
we had to say the MTV video
musical awards.

36:19.660 --> 36:25.740
And as a part of the deal, was
that the one where he got the
award in his name that I had to
present to him?

36:25.740 --> 36:26.940
The Van Guard award.

36:26.940 --> 36:33.900
No, no, excuse me, excuse me,
that would be the MTV video
musical award, Michael Jackson
video Van Guard, the award of
the year.

36:33.900 --> 36:34.900
The Guard award.

36:34.900 --> 36:38.100
Yeah, somewhere in this timeline
and I'm kind of flipping through
it.

36:38.140 --> 36:40.700
I didn't want to bug things down
here, but it's somewhere in
here.

36:40.700 --> 36:44.540
It talks about when you went and
presented that silly ass.

36:44.540 --> 36:48.340
That was a fun trip though,
because I went with Freston,
with Tom Freston.

36:48.340 --> 36:55.340
I actually put makeup on Tom
Freston because he looks up
front and beat December 23rd,
1989.

36:55.340 --> 37:07.980
MTV CEO Tom Freston and MTV VJ
Adam Curry present Michael
Jackson with the Michael Jackson
video Van Guard of the year.

37:08.060 --> 37:11.180
Artists of artists of the
decade, right?

37:11.180 --> 37:15.780
I'm sort of the decade, right?

37:15.780 --> 37:23.100
In Los Angeles, that was where
they, Michael Jackson had to
stand on a box because he had to
be taller than you and your like
six and a half feet tall.

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So that was difficult for
everyone.

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But so as a part of that, there
was also, and you already
mentioned that we recorded the
weekends.

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We recorded on Thursday, right?

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So we do Saturday and Sunday
would tape on Thursday.

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Monday was usually taped on
Friday.

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Tuesday, Tuesday was Wednesday
and Thursday.

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Wednesday was Friday, Thursday
was Saturday and Sunday and
Friday was Friday.

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Right.

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So Tuesday and Thursday is where
48's and 48's, that's right.

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So we did a 48 on Thursday,
which basically it's like a
whole day of work, right?

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So that's 100 grand worth of,
well, more, probably like
$140,000 worth of production
time.

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Yeah, I mean, we're talking, you
know, two full days of the
programming had been taped in
one day.

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And then we were always happy
because on Friday, we'd have a
24 because that meant we were
only taping from Monday.

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That was like a half day.

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So, you know, as I was like,
Friday was like, oh, yeah, you
know, it's got a 24.

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We can go home early and get the
weekend started.

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But then came when I'm during a
48, everybody'd have to run and
change clothes, you know,

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do the, and then, you know, come
back on the set and pretend like
it was a whole new day.

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Yeah, just so you know, I mean,
we never saw that.

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Typically introduced the same
videos over.

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You're just introduced before
and make it sound fresh.

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Yes, exactly.

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Come on, energy, baby.

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So then the, then the memo came
down.

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Yeah, the Michael Jackson
reference memo.

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It starts off with, and you
know, did you like Matt Farber?

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I don't remember Matt Farber,
particularly well.

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Um,

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, fun of him.

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You know, I, I did like him
because he was really trying to
keep the music alive on MTV.

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He was a radio guy.

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Was he the guy that had come
from karaoke?

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Yeah, I was.

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Yeah.

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He brought Kennedy then.

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Yeah.

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I don't, oh, that was the reason
why why I didn't quite like him
that much, I guess.

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All right.

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Well, because we're about to
make fun of him.

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I just wanted to make sure he
was somebody like him.

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We like him.

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We're honest here.

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I like him.

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Okay.

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All right.

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So the memo begins with here's a
unique one.

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We need to refer to Michael
Jackson as the king of pop in
quotes on air quote from time to
time.

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Here's how we'll handle this.

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In VJ segments, each VJ should
refer to Michael Jackson as the
king of pop at least twice

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in each VJ segment over the next
week.

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That's twice per segment per VJ
for a week.

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You had to say the king of pop.

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I remember.

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And then in specialty shows such
as yo top 20 most wanted fade to
black, et cetera, refer

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to Michael Jackson as the king
of pop at least once per show
per week for the next two weeks.

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Be sure to note exactly which
segment you do this in as we
will be sending dubs to the king

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of pop himself.

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I know this is a bizarre
request, but Fox and BET are
already doing this.

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So we need to too.

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But we can't play.

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We can't play.

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We can't blame him for that
because that was a part of the
deal that Michael Jackson made

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with MTV for the video musical
words.

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Yeah, I know.

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But you don't know how this
sentence I know how bizarre this
request is, but Fox and BET are

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already doing this.

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Dix in my cry.

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How lame is that?

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Fox and BET are doing it.

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We've got to do it too, my God.

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Can't let me ask you a question
because so I met Michael Jackson
out in LA and I'd have to say

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that if anything he's completely
asexual, that was the vibe I got
from him.

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Do you think that he really did
any of the things he's being
accused of?

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You know, I have to say I'm
beginning to wonder.

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I had thought for years that
there was absolutely nothing to
this, Michael Jackson, because

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of his free-cish behavior.

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And because of the fact that he
gets himself into situations
where there is certainly

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possibility of improprietous
behavior, if you know what I
mean.

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He becomes, and because he was
at one time incredibly wealthy
became a sitting duck for
target.

41:29.420 --> 41:32.420
You're saying he's not wealthy
anymore?

41:32.420 --> 41:36.420
He's wealthy on paper, but he's
got liquid financial problems.

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You don't know that.

41:37.420 --> 41:39.420
You can't look at his fucking
bank account.

41:39.420 --> 41:40.420
You don't know that.

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Well, I'm saying that the news
have reported that there are
funny polls.

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Thank you.

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The news.

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The quote news has reported.

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We watch entertainment tonight.

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He has to live, you know, one of
the most extravagant expensive
lifestyles of any

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human being on the planet.

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Oh, please.

41:58.420 --> 42:04.420
And aside from his holdings,
he's not generating much cash
other than his holdings of, you
know,

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the various...

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Do you have any idea how much
money he gets per year?

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I mean, that it's an
astronomical amount, believe.

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I know, but I mean, I've
actually seen reports where they
were analyzing the spending

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and how much they don't know.

42:16.420 --> 42:17.420
But they don't know.

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That race never lands.

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Nobody knows that.

42:19.420 --> 42:20.420
Nobody knows that.

42:20.420 --> 42:21.420
It's costing.

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No one knows that shit.

42:22.420 --> 42:24.420
You can't look at someone's
mind.

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You can't look in their
pocketbook.

42:26.420 --> 42:27.420
No.

42:27.420 --> 42:28.420
Well, no.

42:28.420 --> 42:29.420
And that wasn't the point of the
conversation.

42:29.420 --> 42:31.420
The point of the conversation
was he was weird.

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And he was a very obvious, easy
target for allegations of his
nature.

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I look at this ridiculous court
trial going on.

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And it really has turned into a
three-ring circus.

42:41.420 --> 42:44.420
I think the judge is a lot of a
whole bunch of crap to happen.

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Yeah.

42:46.420 --> 42:47.420
But the judge is media horny.

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That's what he is.

42:48.420 --> 42:51.420
You know, we got X employees
testifying.

42:51.420 --> 42:53.420
Well, these are people who were
fired and have a grudge.

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I don't know whether they're
telling the truth or not.

42:56.420 --> 43:01.420
But there's so much money out
there to be had by people that
anybody is going to say
anything.

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I think if they stand to make
this kind of money off it.

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I really don't know.

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I just don't know.

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I always felt so strongly that
no, it's just wasn't possible.

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But so many people and so many
allegations.

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And there's so much similarity
amongst the theme that it
just...

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I don't know.

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I'm starting to wonder.

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Well, for me, he's innocent
until proven guilty.

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And if I agree with that.

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And I do believe in the justice
system.

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And if he turns out to be
guilty, then okay, I'll be the
first one to say I was wrong.

43:32.420 --> 43:39.420
But let's also not forget that
this guy is one of the most
talented musicians we've had in
my generation.

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And he's also...

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He hasn't exhibited that in a
long, long time.

43:47.420 --> 43:51.420
I disagree because he's written
a lot of shit for other people.

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He's been doing a lot of stuff
for other people.

43:54.420 --> 43:59.420
I had kept hoping for him,
though, that he would one of
these days in the past ten
years,

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or so create another really
brilliant record.

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It's impossible to do that when
you're going through this shit.

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You can't be creative when
that's happening to you.

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There's no fucking way.

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There's no way.

44:09.420 --> 44:12.420
Well, this this shit hasn't been
going on the entire time.

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But he...

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Long time no.

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We'll see what happens.

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I do agree in the criminal
justice system as well.

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And the difference is between
what I think and that is that
that's beyond a benefit of it
doubt.

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You can have a little teeny
doubt, but that's not beyond the
benefit of it doubt.

44:25.420 --> 44:30.420
I think there's some suspicion
growing in me that some there's
something weird going on.

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But a reasonable doubt is what
it is, Kevin.

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It's beyond reasonable doubt.

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I still have reasonable doubts,
so therefore I would that be
enough to get him.

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Nope.

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Don't think so.

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Okay.

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He's also raised hundreds of
millions of dollars for charity.

44:46.420 --> 44:48.420
No, that is absolutely true,
too.

44:48.420 --> 44:51.420
I was always a staunch Michael
Jackson defender.

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It's just been the last month or
two.

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I've started to think that...

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I don't know.

44:55.420 --> 44:56.420
There was just...

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I'm with Haraldo, man.

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Haraldo's a lawyer.

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He's seen all the documents.

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He said his bullshit.

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I'd like Haraldo.

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Yeah, I like Haraldo.

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He was normally, I think, he's a
jackass.

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No, Haraldo's only.

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I've always liked him.

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I've always liked him.

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You used to like him, though,
because he had it.

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He'd be fluted in New York every
day in his own helicopter.

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I had nothing to do with it.

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Nothing to do with it at all.

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That wasn't until much later.

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Nothing to do with it.

45:20.420 --> 45:23.420
While you were sitting in
traffic in the roles.

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And you never had it in the
helicopter.

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I had nothing to do with it.

45:26.420 --> 45:27.420
I always liked him.

45:27.420 --> 45:29.420
I thought I love watching his
show.

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We still get fucked over here.

45:31.420 --> 45:32.420
I watch him all the time.

45:32.420 --> 45:34.420
He cracks me up.

45:34.420 --> 45:40.420
By the way, the car that the
garage door fell on.

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You heard that story.

45:42.420 --> 45:46.420
I actually was brushing my teeth
while I was listening to that
story.

45:46.420 --> 45:52.420
It made me spit toothpaste all
over my brand new high
definition flat panel monitor.

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Was it the CRX or was it the
Camaro?

45:56.420 --> 45:58.420
No, that was the Mitsubishi.

45:58.420 --> 46:00.420
Oh, the Mitsubishi, right?

46:00.420 --> 46:04.420
The Mitsubishi had about two
months left on its lease.

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When I bought my first new
Camaro, that was the Z28.

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That reminded me of a funny
story.

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The night I picked up that Z28.

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And the Mitsubishi, I'll explain
why the Mitsubishi was in the
garage in a moment.

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But you got in that thing in a
bathrobe.

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Do you recall?

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Yeah.

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And put that car up till like 75
to 80 miles an hour in a 25.

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And like five seconds.

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Well, I did it before, I think.

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And I was just envisioning the
arrest of you.

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MTV and radio celebrity in a
bathrobe.

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For doing 85 into 25 in my Z28.

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Didn't happen.

46:42.420 --> 46:43.420
It worked out.

46:43.420 --> 46:44.420
No, it was fine.

46:44.420 --> 46:46.420
And no, that wasn't the car that
got teaboned.

46:46.420 --> 46:49.420
The car that got teaboned was in
2002.

46:49.420 --> 46:53.420
That I had SS that I had
replaced the Z28 with.

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The car is at overlap.

46:56.420 --> 46:59.420
I still had like two months left
on my lease of the Mitsubishi.

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And I only had one garage stall
at my apartment in you for
whatever reason.

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I think you had sold the
Porsche.

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And one of the garage stalls
there at the curry mansion was
vacant.

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Yeah.

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The one that didn't work.

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Right.

47:11.420 --> 47:16.420
And so I had stored the
Mitsubishi in the garage there
for like two months until the
lease was up.

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Oh, you were pulling it out.

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Was that it?

47:18.420 --> 47:20.420
You were pulling it out of the
garage.

47:20.420 --> 47:22.420
That car was in perfect shape.

47:22.420 --> 47:24.420
I was supposed to be taking it
back to Mitsubishi.

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The next day to turn it in at
the end of its three year lease.

47:28.420 --> 47:31.420
Patricia was standing there in
the driveway.

47:31.420 --> 47:33.420
I had somehow wedged.

47:33.420 --> 47:35.420
I knew the spring and the garage
door didn't work.

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And it was a really heavy garage
door.

47:37.420 --> 47:43.420
I had wedged a piece of wood or
something in there that was
supposed to prevent it from
coming down.

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Yeah.

47:44.420 --> 47:46.420
And I got about halfway out of
the garage.

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When Patricia, I heard her yell.

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And I saw the door starting to
come down.

47:51.420 --> 47:52.420
I was in reverse.

47:52.420 --> 47:53.420
I floored it.

47:53.420 --> 47:58.420
I laid a huge smoker in the
garage trying to like that.

47:58.420 --> 48:03.420
And I didn't get back far enough
because that like 200 pound
garage door went right dead
center

48:03.420 --> 48:05.420
across the hood.

48:05.420 --> 48:06.420
Yeah.

48:06.420 --> 48:09.420
And put a huge dent in it.

48:09.420 --> 48:13.420
And the funny thing is, is I
pounded that back out with a
hammer.

48:13.420 --> 48:14.420
It looked awful.

48:14.420 --> 48:15.420
I took it back to Mitsubishi.

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And they said, thanks.

48:17.420 --> 48:19.420
They didn't even come out to the
lot and look at it.

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Yeah.

48:20.420 --> 48:24.420
They like wrote me a check for
my security deposit and I was
out of there and goodbye.

48:24.420 --> 48:26.420
Nobody ever said a word about
it.

48:26.420 --> 48:27.420
Oh, baby.

48:27.420 --> 48:29.420
That was the Mitsubishi.

48:29.420 --> 48:30.420
Yeah.

48:30.420 --> 48:31.420
I love that.

48:31.420 --> 48:35.420
And it is funny because I think
even that day when I got out of
the car and there was a huge
dent.

48:35.420 --> 48:38.420
I mean, the garage door was
stuck across the hood.

48:38.420 --> 48:42.420
There was smoke rolling out
from, you know, the patch I had
laid.

48:42.420 --> 48:43.420
I think Patricia.

48:43.420 --> 48:44.420
She was laughing.

48:44.420 --> 48:45.420
I bet she was laughing.

48:45.420 --> 48:47.420
She was laughing so hard at me.

48:47.420 --> 48:48.420
I bet.

48:48.420 --> 48:49.420
Because I had a fit.

48:49.420 --> 48:50.420
I really did have a fit.

48:50.420 --> 48:53.420
I was like, oh, no.

48:53.420 --> 48:55.420
But you're right.

48:55.420 --> 48:56.420
You know me and cars.

48:56.420 --> 48:57.420
Uh-huh.

48:57.420 --> 48:59.420
I couldn't help it.

48:59.420 --> 49:01.420
So do you have anything else we
can wrap this one up?

49:01.420 --> 49:03.420
Because we're already at, like,
what are we at now?

49:03.420 --> 49:04.420
Fort.

49:04.420 --> 49:05.420
Oh, I think we should probably
wrap.

49:05.420 --> 49:08.420
That was the big stuff I had on
the list for the day.

49:08.420 --> 49:11.420
I mean, you and I could talk
about stuff all the time.

49:11.420 --> 49:13.420
We should do a theme next time.

49:13.420 --> 49:15.420
Like, you know, we still haven't
talked about Joni Abbott.

49:15.420 --> 49:16.420
I promise myself.

49:16.420 --> 49:17.420
We're going to do that one of
these things.

49:17.420 --> 49:19.420
We haven't talked about Joni
Abbott.

49:19.420 --> 49:20.420
We haven't talked about Joni
Abbott.

49:20.420 --> 49:21.420
So we talk about the dead
people.

49:21.420 --> 49:22.420
Uh-huh.

49:22.420 --> 49:25.420
We haven't talked about Dabithis
Ouron Burger.

49:25.420 --> 49:26.420
Oh, my God, crabatha.

49:26.420 --> 49:27.420
rabatha.

49:27.420 --> 49:29.420
Ah, my goodness.

49:29.420 --> 49:32.420
Nughoses up at five o'clock is
it with Courader Crabby.

49:32.420 --> 49:33.420
Yes.

49:33.420 --> 49:35.420
And they say Cour'! Everybody be
like, oh, I think God.

49:35.420 --> 49:36.420
Yeah.

49:36.420 --> 49:37.420
I call it.

49:37.420 --> 49:38.420
Yeah.

49:38.420 --> 49:40.420
I said it was with Crabby,
everybody would be like, oh man.

49:40.420 --> 49:43.420
There was someone else who I
heard from the other day, um.

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It was, um, God damn, I think
another guy from the news
department, he was kind of like
a, he was a cool guy.

49:49.500 --> 49:54.620
He, um, it was Dave Serolnik,
and there was someone else,
there's not a Dave.

49:54.620 --> 49:58.660
I'm trying to think, Dave and
Nupus, I remember Dave Serolnik.

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Yeah, that wasn't the one I
should have kept my notes.

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So I don't know.

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I've got it.

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I'm sure on a memo.

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So I'm wearing trust me, but I'm
some of my memories of
everybody.

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You know, it's funny.

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I remember so many people, but
when you go back, you know, even
when I did that reunion,

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JJ thing, there were people I
had completely forgotten about.

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You know, Chris Kelly, the stage
manager and Chris Kelly, yeah,
Chris Kelly was the

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stage manager for a long time.

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Then Jenna Rossitano became the,
the pretty regular stage
manager.

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She was cute.

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Jenna still stage managing
Saturday night live, you know,
because she was Beth's buddy,
right?

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Um, yeah, Beth in this whole
group.

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She's still directing of sure,
right?

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But, saying Beth is directing.

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Beth is directing.

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Beth has been directing Saturday
night live now for five, six
years.

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Yeah.

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Um, but Jenna is there.

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There's a bunch of old MTV
staffers that have gone over and
are at Saturday night live.

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And I always say every time I go
to New York, I'm going, I should
get in touch with Beth

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in those guys, because that was
the one, you know, one of the
great things about working

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at MTV with all those years is
that you get to go to all the
cool places, you know,

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you get to go to the show
tapings and the concerts and all
that.

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But I never got to go to
Saturday night live ever.

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Me neither.

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And we've got buddies there.

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Did you ever go to Saturday
night?

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No.

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No.

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No, never did.

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So we should make a list of
stuff to talk about next time.

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Well, you and I actually haven't
had a conversation, you and I
since the last time we did

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at MTV Chronicles.

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So yeah, I just don't want to
have to brainstorm.

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That would require work.

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Like either of us have time
between work and accidents and
you running an empire

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affair from the English
countryside.

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Yes, indeed.

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I'm glad you enjoyed the good at
cheese shopping cards story too,
by the way.

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The one.

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Oh, yeah, the good at shopping
card.

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The shopping card full of good.

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Yep.

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Well, the cast is off my arm, so
I can, I'm back to the, you get
into the weirdos

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shit, my friend.

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You really do.

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Well, I, you know, but you, you
said it yourself last week, I,
I, I don't go out

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looking for it.

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It's just.

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It comes on to you.

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All right.

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Well, thank you.

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This is always fun.

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It's been good.

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Yeah.

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Good time.

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Tell me MTV again.

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And thank you for the, the plug
there for the Ken and script
show this last week.

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I haven't done a promo in a long
time, but yeah, but something
about getting an accident

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is inspiring to my creative
juices.

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But I like it so much.

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I'd like it when you just talk
about regular shit that's
happened to you.

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That's funny, you know?

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That's real life seems to be
funny.

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Typically it does.

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And I think that's pretty much
what's going to happen this week
as well, because I've

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gotten no big sticks or gigs,
and we're not traveling, so.

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Okay.

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How's business out there,
everything good?

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Oh, I am swamped in real estate
right now.

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As soon as I booked an airplane
ticket to Florida and gotten a
car accident, I got swamped.

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I got seven pieces of business
on my plate, and I've been
working like 14 hour days,

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seven days a week.

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Right.

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It looks like it's going to be a
banner, a banner spring from the
accounting standpoint,

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and I'll just have to relax
somewhere down the road when
business slows down a little
bit.

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Okay.

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You want to do some more.

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I'm having a lot of fun.

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You want to do some more of
that.

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You want to have your Lord out.

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I'm actually off to Florida next
week to spend a week at the
parents house on the

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other side of Florida from where
you guys go.

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Okay.

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Well, Patricia says hi, I
couldn't get it to come up
because Oman Opa just left and
she was

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enjoying his soul when I know.

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Yeah, they were here for like
while we were on vacation and
they were here

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For what week we came back what
Wednesday? I think yeah, we came
back home in opera

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But Trisha's mom would always
she was a very violent woman.
She would always she still hits
me like hit me

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So yeah, she hits me all the
time

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I can just do his legs at first
time. I met but Trisha's mom.
She said you know can you look
just like Jesus Christ

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And then she hit you

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All right, all right. Well, my
love to the whole family back at
you by and we'll do this again
more sooner next time

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Okay, dokey

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Thank you. See you. Bye
