WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:06.320 This is Soccer Girl. I just listened to the first episode of Shadow Falls and it's scared me 00:06.320 --> 00:07.520 crapless. 00:07.520 --> 00:15.320 This podcast is brought to you by Potcho and GoDaddy. Want killer content with a badass 00:15.320 --> 00:20.720 domain name? This show will give you a special code to get great discounts at GoDaddy.com. 00:20.720 --> 00:26.720 Delta Sierra Charley, 4-3-8. 00:26.720 --> 00:35.720 Sometimes an atom's all alone, and he needs his love right there on the microphone. So here she is 00:35.720 --> 01:22.000 [ Music ] 01:22.000 --> 01:35.160 Lessons to music like swing. When there's no customers in, just because she don't like 01:35.160 --> 04:21.160 [ Music ] 04:21.160 --> 04:37.160 This is the awesome thing, why don't you come for me, take me away with my friends. 04:37.160 --> 04:52.160 This is the awesome thing, why don't you come for me, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends. 04:52.160 --> 05:07.160 This is the awesome thing, why don't you come for me, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends. 05:07.160 --> 05:37.160 This is the awesome thing, why don't you come for me, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with my friends, take me away with 05:37.160 --> 05:45.160 You know people hate this, you always hate people talking about the sound of the show, I'm not going to say anything, but yes, I have a shitty sound 05:45.160 --> 05:53.160 No, you don't have a shitty sound, we just have to get you another pet, we have to get another pair of those headphones, after I bought these wonderful Sony's 05:53.160 --> 05:58.160 Yeah, that's where mine, I know there were yours, but this is so good 05:58.160 --> 05:59.160 Let's see 05:59.160 --> 06:00.160 Hey baby, how are you doing? 06:00.160 --> 06:01.160 Yeah, good 06:01.160 --> 06:04.160 Did you get some messages from people asking you to come on the show? 06:05.160 --> 06:07.160 Oh, yeah, oh, geez, really? 06:07.160 --> 06:08.160 I wonder why 06:08.160 --> 06:09.160 Did they didn't come from you? 06:09.160 --> 06:12.160 No, they didn't come from me, what did they say? 06:12.160 --> 06:15.160 Well, that they like it when I'm here and 06:15.160 --> 06:17.160 And where the hell are you, is what they said, right? 06:17.160 --> 06:29.160 It adds something to the show, you know, and that, you know, it's sort of an 06:29.160 --> 06:31.160 Adam is more 06:31.160 --> 06:33.160 Fuller, more 06:33.160 --> 06:34.160 Fuller? 06:34.160 --> 06:35.160 Yeah, complete 06:35.160 --> 06:37.160 I'm more complete when you're on the show 06:37.160 --> 06:40.160 You're more complete when I'm on the show, I don't know what they mean, but 06:40.160 --> 06:41.160 No, I understand that 06:41.160 --> 06:42.160 Yeah, that makes sense 06:42.160 --> 06:44.160 Your hair is very pretty by the way 06:44.160 --> 06:45.160 Oh, thank you 06:45.160 --> 06:47.160 Yeah, I told you when I came home 06:47.160 --> 06:51.160 But you haven't been on why you've been on the show once, kind of, quick, one point 06:51.160 --> 06:54.160 Oh, that's what you mean, with a little bit of gold blonde 06:54.160 --> 06:56.160 Yeah, but it's also, it's a different style 06:56.160 --> 06:59.160 I thought I'll, you know, add a little bit of sunshine in it 06:59.160 --> 07:01.160 Yeah, I thought I'd just suck up to you at the beginning of the show 07:01.160 --> 07:02.160 So you don't go too hard on me 07:02.160 --> 07:04.160 Go, you don't need to, you know, man 07:04.160 --> 07:06.160 So, what's going on? 07:06.160 --> 07:07.160 We got you Vaughn coming 07:07.160 --> 07:09.160 Your sister is coming 07:09.160 --> 07:13.160 Yeah, and I like to contact Beaumacartney 07:13.160 --> 07:16.160 For your sister? 07:16.160 --> 07:17.160 For your sister? 07:17.160 --> 07:19.160 We need a good woman 07:19.160 --> 07:20.160 Uh-huh 07:20.160 --> 07:21.160 It is a nice man 07:21.160 --> 07:23.160 I have a nice woman 07:23.160 --> 07:25.160 Hold on a second, let's just back up 07:25.160 --> 07:29.160 So your sister who has been single for how many years? 07:29.160 --> 07:30.160 A long time 07:30.160 --> 07:31.160 Yeah, long time 07:31.160 --> 07:33.160 And, you know, she had some friends here 07:33.160 --> 07:34.160 Like, what's a long time? 07:34.160 --> 07:36.160 Let's just define a long time 07:36.160 --> 07:37.160 Twenty years? 07:37.160 --> 07:38.160 Yeah 07:38.160 --> 07:39.160 Twenty years 07:39.160 --> 07:40.160 Oh, my goodness 07:40.160 --> 07:41.160 She's had a couple of boyfriends 07:41.160 --> 07:43.160 Most of them capital L losers 07:43.160 --> 07:46.160 Well, her biggest love was Steve Harley 07:46.160 --> 07:49.160 You know, she, she lived with him for nine years 07:49.160 --> 07:50.160 For nine years 07:50.160 --> 07:52.160 From Cockney Rebel 07:52.160 --> 07:55.160 And, uh, he started to drink 07:55.160 --> 07:56.160 Uh-huh 07:56.160 --> 07:57.160 Hugs and everything 07:57.160 --> 07:59.160 Then he didn't know what he was doing 07:59.160 --> 08:00.160 And then what happened? 08:00.160 --> 08:01.160 He sent her home to Holland 08:01.160 --> 08:02.160 Oh, no 08:02.160 --> 08:03.160 And she went, she loved 08:03.160 --> 08:04.160 Biggest mistake 08:04.160 --> 08:06.160 And he said that later to her 08:06.160 --> 08:08.160 But then he was too late, of course 08:08.160 --> 08:09.160 She moved on 08:09.160 --> 08:10.160 Right 08:10.160 --> 08:11.160 But there still were 08:11.160 --> 08:13.160 There's still in contact with each other 08:13.160 --> 08:16.160 And I think that that was her real love 08:16.160 --> 08:18.160 And he's remarried now, isn't he? 08:18.160 --> 08:20.160 He married later on 08:20.160 --> 08:22.160 He married a stewardess and he has 08:22.160 --> 08:23.160 Good for him 08:23.160 --> 08:24.160 Yep 08:24.160 --> 08:26.160 And well, no, no 08:26.160 --> 08:28.160 They're gone a lot in their heart 08:28.160 --> 08:29.160 Yeah, so easy 08:29.160 --> 08:30.160 You know, I'll find a stewardess 08:30.160 --> 08:31.160 Well, excuse me 08:31.160 --> 08:32.160 Don't I was clevering 08:32.160 --> 08:34.160 First of all, it's a 08:34.160 --> 08:37.160 Uh, it's not a stewardess 08:37.160 --> 08:38.160 No, I'm not anymore 08:38.160 --> 08:40.160 A flight attendant 08:40.160 --> 08:41.160 A flight attendant 08:41.160 --> 08:42.160 And don't put them down, dude 08:42.160 --> 08:44.160 No, no, this is not what I'm saying 08:44.160 --> 08:46.160 Not the flight attendant 08:46.160 --> 08:47.160 Yeah, I'm from the aviation industry 08:47.160 --> 08:48.160 I know 08:48.160 --> 08:49.160 We defend our own hearing 08:49.160 --> 08:51.160 Or did I say something wrong? 08:51.160 --> 08:52.160 No, I mean like 08:52.160 --> 08:53.160 Typical 08:53.160 --> 08:55.160 I was traveling 08:55.160 --> 08:56.160 I was very busy 08:56.160 --> 08:58.160 And there was a nice woman in the sky 08:58.160 --> 08:59.160 That's not an all typical 08:59.160 --> 09:01.160 Like two people in show business 09:01.160 --> 09:03.160 Hoking up at some television shows 09:03.160 --> 09:04.160 Well, somebody's doing it mean to you 09:04.160 --> 09:05.160 Yeah, I mean, that's not an all typical 09:05.160 --> 09:06.160 You can't believe it 09:06.160 --> 09:07.160 You can't believe it 09:07.160 --> 09:10.160 You know, okay, but I still think that 09:10.160 --> 09:13.160 They were meant for each other 09:13.160 --> 09:16.160 Okay, so anyway, so that's not going to happen 09:16.160 --> 09:17.160 So 09:17.160 --> 09:19.160 Now you're trying to find Paul McCartney for her? 09:19.160 --> 09:20.160 Yes, yes 09:20.160 --> 09:23.160 She's a wonderful old-fashioned 09:23.160 --> 09:25.160 Very good-looking woman 09:25.160 --> 09:27.160 And you don't find them like that at all 09:27.160 --> 09:29.160 The Paul is looking for someone with a hook 09:29.160 --> 09:31.160 You know, so we had Linda 09:31.160 --> 09:32.160 With a hook on a hook 09:32.160 --> 09:33.160 No, no, no, no, no, no 09:33.160 --> 09:34.160 I'm not on a hook 09:34.160 --> 09:35.160 I like captain hook 09:35.160 --> 09:38.160 Madam captain hook 09:38.160 --> 09:39.160 Paul, come here 09:39.160 --> 09:42.160 No, Linda was a vegetarian 09:42.160 --> 09:43.160 Yeah 09:43.160 --> 09:44.160 Big Veggie 09:44.160 --> 09:45.160 Veggie person 09:45.160 --> 09:46.160 Yeah 09:46.160 --> 09:50.160 And Heather, of course, had a wooden line 09:50.160 --> 09:52.160 Oh, don't lie 09:52.160 --> 09:53.160 I'm not laughing 09:53.160 --> 09:54.160 Yeah, I'm laughing 09:54.160 --> 09:55.160 Yeah, I'm laughing 09:55.160 --> 09:56.160 But it's not, you know what I mean? 09:56.160 --> 09:57.160 Yeah, it's just a joke 09:57.160 --> 10:00.160 But anyway, so can you sister have some kind of deformity 10:00.160 --> 10:01.160 Or something that will make it 10:01.160 --> 10:02.160 I think he's into that 10:02.160 --> 10:04.160 No, he's interested in things 10:04.160 --> 10:05.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah 10:05.160 --> 10:07.160 There is something about people 10:07.160 --> 10:09.160 With definite, look at Pete 10:09.160 --> 10:10.160 Who's in the big brother house right now 10:10.160 --> 10:12.160 Well, actually Steve Hardy had something 10:12.160 --> 10:13.160 Yeah, it wouldn't lag 10:13.160 --> 10:14.160 So 10:15.160 --> 10:17.160 They're probably the same then 10:17.160 --> 10:18.160 He had a deformity 10:18.160 --> 10:20.160 Respected him and never talked about it 10:20.160 --> 10:22.160 Of course, because it doesn't make any difference 10:22.160 --> 10:25.160 But you see with people like Pete and the big brother house 10:25.160 --> 10:26.160 Who has to read 10:26.160 --> 10:28.160 He's going to win this thing 10:28.160 --> 10:30.160 He's going to win because people like that 10:30.160 --> 10:32.160 Once they can look at this 10:32.160 --> 10:33.160 It adds something 10:33.160 --> 10:34.160 It does 10:34.160 --> 10:36.160 That's a lot of movement to your life 10:36.160 --> 10:37.160 Yeah, yeah 10:37.160 --> 10:40.160 But you know, he should have because he's a nice guy 10:40.160 --> 10:41.160 I believe that 10:41.160 --> 10:44.160 He was like him as he was the nicest beetle 10:44.160 --> 10:47.160 And yeah, he was the nicest 10:47.160 --> 10:51.160 And so I think he needs an old fashioned woman 10:51.160 --> 10:52.160 It can cook for him 10:52.160 --> 10:53.160 He likes that 10:53.160 --> 10:55.160 He's not somebody who wants to go out 10:55.160 --> 10:56.160 Do anything 10:56.160 --> 10:57.160 Just wants to do a nice thing 10:57.160 --> 10:59.160 Exactly my sister 10:59.160 --> 11:01.160 But I think don't you think he is 11:01.160 --> 11:02.160 Who is this? 11:02.160 --> 11:03.160 She 11:03.160 --> 11:05.160 Don't you think Paul needs a little 11:05.160 --> 11:06.160 A little rest now 11:06.160 --> 11:07.160 Yeah, he needs some rest 11:07.160 --> 11:09.160 He shouldn't want to read my sister 11:09.160 --> 11:10.160 Yeah 11:10.160 --> 11:11.160 There you go 11:11.160 --> 11:12.160 I'll be sure 11:12.160 --> 11:13.160 You know what? 11:13.160 --> 11:14.160 Is he going to come on the show? 11:14.160 --> 11:15.160 I will 11:15.160 --> 11:16.160 Ask her 11:16.160 --> 11:17.160 I'll be sure 11:17.160 --> 11:18.160 We have some plans of course 11:18.160 --> 11:19.160 Oh, really? 11:19.160 --> 11:20.160 Yep 11:20.160 --> 11:21.160 What are your 11:21.160 --> 11:22.160 Please 11:22.160 --> 11:23.160 Tell me your mind 11:23.160 --> 11:25.160 She's been very busy 11:25.160 --> 11:28.160 She has a she owns a shop in Holland 11:28.160 --> 11:30.160 So she's been standing on her feet a lot 11:30.160 --> 11:31.160 And she's tired 11:31.160 --> 11:33.160 So I said when you arrive 11:33.160 --> 11:34.160 I've got flowers later 11:34.160 --> 11:36.160 I have an appointment for you 11:36.160 --> 11:37.160 Oh, nice 11:38.160 --> 11:40.160 So we start off with a nice pedicure 11:40.160 --> 11:41.160 And then 11:41.160 --> 11:42.160 With the Korean muffin 11:42.160 --> 11:43.160 Or then a Korean 11:43.160 --> 11:44.160 Yeah, yeah 11:44.160 --> 11:45.160 Hello 11:45.160 --> 11:46.160 Oh, maybe 11:46.160 --> 11:47.160 Swivel 11:47.160 --> 11:48.160 Swivel 11:48.160 --> 11:49.160 Swivel 11:49.160 --> 11:50.160 Swivel 11:50.160 --> 11:52.160 She's on my bars full swivel chair 11:52.160 --> 11:54.160 And of course, her feet don't reach the ground 11:54.160 --> 11:55.160 It's just literally swiveling 11:55.160 --> 11:57.160 180 degrees away from me 11:57.160 --> 11:58.160 One more 11:58.160 --> 11:59.160 She's fine 11:59.160 --> 12:00.160 As long as I can go 12:00.160 --> 12:02.160 Should I get the booster seat for you, man? 12:03.160 --> 12:06.160 Should we get a little booster seat for Patricia? 12:06.160 --> 12:07.160 Sit in the studio 12:07.160 --> 12:08.160 So 12:08.160 --> 12:10.160 You have just everything is high here 12:10.160 --> 12:11.160 For you 12:11.160 --> 12:13.160 For your size 12:13.160 --> 12:14.160 Yes, man 12:14.160 --> 12:15.160 So what I was like 12:15.160 --> 12:17.160 And then we want to go a day 12:17.160 --> 12:19.160 So you move the microphone up 12:19.160 --> 12:20.160 But now whenever you're talking 12:20.160 --> 12:21.160 Looking down 12:21.160 --> 12:23.160 I'm going to go to London with her 12:23.160 --> 12:24.160 Yeah 12:24.160 --> 12:25.160 Oh, really? 12:25.160 --> 12:26.160 What day is that? 12:26.160 --> 12:27.160 I don't know yet 12:27.160 --> 12:28.160 Because I've got to be in London a couple times 12:28.160 --> 12:29.160 Next week 12:29.160 --> 12:31.160 Oh, we have to go and see a museum 12:31.160 --> 12:32.160 Uh-huh 12:32.160 --> 12:33.160 The British Museum 12:33.160 --> 12:34.160 I want to see the dresses 12:35.160 --> 12:37.160 To go into the tower 12:37.160 --> 12:38.160 Yeah 12:38.160 --> 12:39.160 The British Museum 12:39.160 --> 12:40.160 Yeah 12:40.160 --> 12:41.160 Cool 12:41.160 --> 12:42.160 Yeah 12:42.160 --> 12:43.160 So, you know 12:43.160 --> 12:44.160 That's it? 12:44.160 --> 12:45.160 No, no 12:45.160 --> 12:46.160 And shopping 12:46.160 --> 12:47.160 And high street shopping 12:47.160 --> 12:48.160 A little bit 12:48.160 --> 12:49.160 A little bit 12:49.160 --> 12:50.160 She has a shop 12:50.160 --> 12:51.160 So she doesn't need to shop 12:51.160 --> 12:52.160 Yeah, that's true 12:52.160 --> 12:53.160 That's true 12:53.160 --> 12:54.160 That's true 12:54.160 --> 12:55.160 Okay 12:55.160 --> 12:57.160 You aren't aware 12:57.160 --> 12:59.160 Because you don't listen to the show 12:59.160 --> 13:02.160 But I gave away an iPod in a contest 13:02.160 --> 13:03.160 Really? 13:03.160 --> 13:05.160 Yeah, it's a guy had a 13:05.160 --> 13:07.160 He registered a domain name 13:07.160 --> 13:08.160 And had a website 13:08.160 --> 13:09.160 Troy needs an iPod.com 13:09.160 --> 13:11.160 He was asking people for donations 13:11.160 --> 13:13.160 And I said, you know, that's kind of cool 13:13.160 --> 13:15.160 Because then someone else came in with 13:15.160 --> 13:17.160 I need an iPod more than Troy.com 13:17.160 --> 13:19.160 And I said, come up with the craziest 13:19.160 --> 13:21.160 With the craziest domain name 13:21.160 --> 13:22.160 You can think of 13:22.160 --> 13:24.160 And the winner 13:24.160 --> 13:26.160 Is very interesting person 13:26.160 --> 13:28.160 You must listen to what he has to say 13:28.160 --> 13:30.160 Hi Adam, this is Marty Abernathy 13:30.160 --> 13:32.160 I am a 38-year-old 13:32.160 --> 13:34.160 Transsexual scruncher 13:34.160 --> 13:36.160 From Indianapolis 13:36.160 --> 13:38.160 I'm a designer of crappy websites 13:38.160 --> 13:40.160 You know, the thing there is 13:40.160 --> 13:42.160 I don't care about someone being transsexual 13:42.160 --> 13:43.160 What do you do? 13:43.160 --> 13:45.160 I am a Paul Dior Scruncher 13:45.160 --> 13:46.160 This is horrible 13:46.160 --> 13:47.160 Yeah 13:47.160 --> 13:48.160 Okay 13:48.160 --> 13:49.160 And shitty URLs 13:49.160 --> 13:51.160 Yes, that's right 13:51.160 --> 13:54.160 I want an iPod on the daily source code 13:54.160 --> 13:56.160 And why did I win this iPod 13:56.160 --> 13:59.160 For my great humanitarian deed? 13:59.160 --> 14:00.160 No 14:00.160 --> 14:02.160 I won it for talking about 14:02.160 --> 14:04.160 PILL 14:04.160 --> 14:07.160 My mother is going to be so proud 14:07.160 --> 14:10.160 Don't worry, my mom would be very proud too 14:10.160 --> 14:13.160 I'm sure this will go in our scrapbook 14:13.160 --> 14:15.160 Oh and Adam 14:15.160 --> 14:18.160 I didn't register my URL at 14:18.160 --> 14:19.160 GoDaddy.com 14:19.160 --> 14:21.160 That was the whole point 14:21.160 --> 14:23.160 It was like I was tying it into GoDaddy 14:23.160 --> 14:25.160 Sanco Register, your domain name at GoDaddy 14:25.160 --> 14:26.160 Yeah, yeah 14:26.160 --> 14:28.160 The daily source DSC3 code 14:28.160 --> 14:29.160 And get it for $6.95 14:29.160 --> 14:31.160 So it just shows that 14:31.160 --> 14:33.160 You know, contests are 14:33.160 --> 14:34.160 Yeah, they're working 14:34.160 --> 14:37.160 Yeah, only she didn't register 14:37.160 --> 14:38.160 GoDaddy.com 14:38.160 --> 14:39.160 I registered it 14:39.160 --> 14:41.160 Directknick.com 14:41.160 --> 14:43.160 I have an affinity for them 14:43.160 --> 14:45.160 Because they kept me regular 14:45.160 --> 14:46.160 During a flood 14:46.160 --> 14:47.160 And a hurricane 14:47.160 --> 14:48.160 That's loyalty 14:48.160 --> 14:49.160 I want to pimp them 14:49.160 --> 14:51.160 And help them out as much as I can 14:51.160 --> 14:54.160 And finally I wanted to pimp my podcast 14:54.160 --> 14:57.160 Because I mean, that's what I'm here for, right? 14:57.160 --> 14:59.160 Check out the second thought to podcast 14:59.160 --> 15:03.160 Or we discuss the differences in social interaction 15:03.160 --> 15:05.160 In second life and in real life 15:05.160 --> 15:08.160 Think of it as second life sociology 101 15:08.160 --> 15:09.160 Okay 15:09.160 --> 15:11.160 And yes, you upfront 15:11.160 --> 15:13.160 This will be on the test 15:13.160 --> 15:17.160 My other podcast is the fat-trany circus 15:17.160 --> 15:19.160 I named it that because I'm fat 15:19.160 --> 15:21.160 The fat-trany circus 15:21.160 --> 15:22.160 Oh 15:23.160 --> 15:24.160 I'm a tranny 15:24.160 --> 15:28.160 And I've been called a clown in many of the forums across the internet 15:28.160 --> 15:31.160 So check out STpodcast.com 15:31.160 --> 15:32.160 For second thoughts 15:32.160 --> 15:35.160 And the FTC podcast.com 15:35.160 --> 15:37.160 For the fat-trany circus 15:37.160 --> 15:38.160 PS 15:38.160 --> 15:41.160 Podfather, I need you to forgive me 15:41.160 --> 15:42.160 Uh-oh 15:44.160 --> 15:46.160 Podfather, I've sinned against you 15:46.160 --> 15:47.160 Uh-oh 15:47.160 --> 15:48.160 Every time 15:48.160 --> 15:51.160 The lady Patricia comes on 15:51.160 --> 15:54.160 I think of one thing and one thing only 15:54.160 --> 15:56.160 Bang and us both at the same time 15:58.160 --> 16:00.160 No, it's not sex 16:00.160 --> 16:02.160 Even though she is really hot 16:02.160 --> 16:04.160 That's not what I think about 16:06.160 --> 16:08.160 That's right, Podfather 16:08.160 --> 16:11.160 I think of green acres and A4 16:11.160 --> 16:12.160 A4 16:14.160 --> 16:15.160 Do you remember green acres? 16:15.160 --> 16:16.160 Yeah, cool 16:16.160 --> 16:17.160 Can I look at the Albert? 16:17.160 --> 16:18.160 No, and I look like Eddie Albert 16:18.160 --> 16:20.160 Anyways, gotta go, Podfather 16:20.160 --> 16:21.160 Let's go 16:21.160 --> 16:23.160 Green acres is the green 16:25.160 --> 16:27.160 You do have a little bit of A4 16:27.160 --> 16:28.160 A4, but it's not bad 16:28.160 --> 16:30.160 No, no, no, no 16:30.160 --> 16:31.160 No, just listen to me 16:31.160 --> 16:33.160 No, A4 was the good one 16:33.160 --> 16:34.160 She was the good one 16:34.160 --> 16:35.160 She was the good one 16:35.160 --> 16:36.160 Not the judge, I think you got it 16:36.160 --> 16:37.160 I'm not a judge, I think you got it 16:37.160 --> 16:40.160 You're the only object that I'd rather pass 16:40.160 --> 16:41.160 Yeah 16:41.160 --> 16:44.160 Yeah, yeah, the way it's about anything 16:45.160 --> 16:47.160 You know, you're kind of like the 16:47.160 --> 16:49.160 The New York socialite type, I guess? 16:49.160 --> 16:52.160 Yeah, in country, in country life 16:52.160 --> 16:53.160 Yeah, was the phone ringing? 16:53.160 --> 16:55.160 I think the phone was ringing 16:55.160 --> 16:56.160 I hope 16:56.160 --> 16:57.160 Do you think the next door neighbor? 16:57.160 --> 16:58.160 Do you think she got it? 16:58.160 --> 16:59.160 The teenager is picking it up 16:59.160 --> 17:00.160 I'll show her 17:00.160 --> 17:02.160 She is quite a teenager 17:02.160 --> 17:05.160 Now, did you tell your listeners about 17:05.160 --> 17:06.160 Uh-huh 17:06.160 --> 17:07.160 You know, that we wanted to have 17:07.160 --> 17:10.160 And you organize a nice party for 17:10.160 --> 17:12.160 I told them that I was going to 17:12.160 --> 17:14.160 Arlis, you can say Arlisner's baby 17:14.160 --> 17:15.160 Arlisner, not just Mark 17:15.160 --> 17:17.160 Yeah, I told them that we were going to that place 17:17.160 --> 17:18.160 Yeah 17:18.160 --> 17:20.160 And how hard it was I could 17:20.160 --> 17:23.160 So many pubs and places 17:23.160 --> 17:25.160 Well, they don't want teenagers 17:25.160 --> 17:26.160 They don't want teenagers 17:26.160 --> 17:27.160 They don't want teenagers 17:27.160 --> 17:28.160 Isn't it said? 17:28.160 --> 17:29.160 That's said 17:29.160 --> 17:32.160 Well, it's said because on MTV here 17:32.160 --> 17:34.160 The same show that runs in America 17:34.160 --> 17:35.160 Uh, my, what is it? 17:35.160 --> 17:37.160 Super sweet 16 17:37.160 --> 17:39.160 Yeah, that's what she's watching 17:39.160 --> 17:40.160 Yeah 17:40.160 --> 17:42.160 And she thinks, you know, I want to have a nice party 17:42.160 --> 17:44.160 And so she's like, where can I find a pub 17:44.160 --> 17:46.160 That has a door big enough for my dad to drive 17:47.160 --> 17:49.160 With a big bowl on it 17:49.160 --> 17:51.160 She's too young 17:51.160 --> 17:52.160 She doesn't even want that 17:52.160 --> 17:53.160 She didn't even mention it 17:53.160 --> 17:54.160 She hasn't asked for it 17:54.160 --> 17:55.160 And she never asked for anything 17:55.160 --> 17:56.160 Which is kind of cool 17:56.160 --> 17:59.160 But she thought it was cool to have a nice party 17:59.160 --> 18:02.160 And she wanted an Alice in Wonderland party 18:02.160 --> 18:03.160 Right 18:03.160 --> 18:04.160 That's the theme 18:04.160 --> 18:06.160 Okay, so it was very hard 18:06.160 --> 18:07.160 Because all the people I talked to 18:07.160 --> 18:09.160 She said, no, you don't want any teenagers 18:09.160 --> 18:10.160 Yes, problems 18:10.160 --> 18:11.160 Yeah, because when you're 16 18:11.160 --> 18:12.160 You can drink right? 18:12.160 --> 18:13.160 True 18:13.160 --> 18:14.160 Because here in England 18:14.160 --> 18:16.160 And Christina wasn't thinking about that 18:16.160 --> 18:18.160 She's not a drink herself 18:18.160 --> 18:19.160 Teenage is drink 18:19.160 --> 18:20.160 Yeah 18:20.160 --> 18:21.160 And then it starts 18:21.160 --> 18:23.160 You know, they start to hit each other 18:23.160 --> 18:25.160 And it's violent 18:25.160 --> 18:26.160 And it's puking 18:26.160 --> 18:28.160 And it's sex 18:28.160 --> 18:30.160 And that's sad 18:30.160 --> 18:32.160 You know, you know, my theory right 18:32.160 --> 18:36.160 Where you can feel the frustration of a country 18:36.160 --> 18:37.160 Or a community 18:37.160 --> 18:39.160 By looking at what's happening in traffic 18:39.160 --> 18:40.160 Yeah 18:40.160 --> 18:41.160 That's the gas station 18:41.160 --> 18:43.160 And it was really busy 18:43.160 --> 18:47.160 And I actually had to pull up into the 18:47.160 --> 18:50.160 The pump for left hand gas tank 18:50.160 --> 18:52.160 So even though mine is on the right 18:52.160 --> 18:53.160 Yeah 18:53.160 --> 18:54.160 You pull it over the trunk 18:54.160 --> 18:55.160 You pull it over the trunk 18:55.160 --> 18:57.160 And stick it in kind of upside down 18:57.160 --> 18:58.160 And it was like two guys 18:58.160 --> 19:00.160 A grown-up guys 19:00.160 --> 19:01.160 You know, like my age 19:01.160 --> 19:02.160 Yeah 19:02.160 --> 19:03.160 Real men 19:03.160 --> 19:05.160 And someone, you know 19:05.160 --> 19:06.160 So everyone was waiting 19:06.160 --> 19:08.160 And she was inside buying something 19:08.160 --> 19:09.160 And paying whatever 19:09.160 --> 19:10.160 And then she got into her car 19:10.160 --> 19:11.160 And she drove 19:11.160 --> 19:12.160 For whatever reason 19:12.160 --> 19:13.160 They started yelling at each other 19:13.160 --> 19:15.160 But it was really unbelievable 19:15.160 --> 19:17.160 The things that they were saying 19:17.160 --> 19:18.160 And I was like 19:18.160 --> 19:20.160 It could tell it was like real anger 19:20.160 --> 19:22.160 But I moved it especially 19:22.160 --> 19:24.160 Because I didn't want to hear these things 19:24.160 --> 19:25.160 Yeah, so anyway 19:25.160 --> 19:26.160 Oh, just that that's 19:26.160 --> 19:27.160 I was actually shocked 19:27.160 --> 19:28.160 I was like 19:28.160 --> 19:29.160 I was just very disappointed 19:29.160 --> 19:30.160 Yeah, I was really shocked 19:30.160 --> 19:32.160 Like, man, I can't I can't believe it 19:32.160 --> 19:33.160 You know, just 19:33.160 --> 19:35.160 Oh, for nothing 19:35.160 --> 19:36.160 Yeah, I was like 19:36.160 --> 19:38.160 Go on a diet, you fat content 19:38.160 --> 19:40.160 Oh man 19:41.160 --> 19:42.160 Yeah 19:42.160 --> 19:43.160 And yeah, I was thinking 19:43.160 --> 19:44.160 Like should I say something to this guy 19:44.160 --> 19:45.160 Like, you know 19:45.160 --> 19:46.160 You're such a 19:46.160 --> 19:47.160 They were like painters 19:47.160 --> 19:48.160 You know, they had the painter 19:48.160 --> 19:50.160 Smocks on and the latter on 19:50.160 --> 19:52.160 And I thought, no, I'm a pussy 19:52.160 --> 19:54.160 I want to get the crap 19:54.160 --> 19:56.160 The thing is they're probably 19:56.160 --> 19:57.160 Extremely unhappy 19:57.160 --> 19:59.160 Because otherwise you're not 19:59.160 --> 20:00.160 You don't do that 20:00.160 --> 20:01.160 There's just no reason to 20:01.160 --> 20:02.160 But I've seen it myself 20:02.160 --> 20:04.160 You know, when I'm driving to the airport 20:04.160 --> 20:06.160 The first eight times or whatever 20:06.160 --> 20:07.160 That I drove 20:07.160 --> 20:08.160 There's a lot of turns, you know 20:08.160 --> 20:09.160 And you're following the navigator 20:09.160 --> 20:11.160 And so I'd make a wrong turn 20:11.160 --> 20:13.160 Then I'd go left and whatever 20:13.160 --> 20:14.160 People who would be behind me 20:14.160 --> 20:15.160 Would be frustrated with me 20:15.160 --> 20:16.160 Obviously trying to find the way 20:16.160 --> 20:17.160 I know 20:17.160 --> 20:19.160 But they would be really like yelling 20:19.160 --> 20:20.160 Yeah, but like really 20:20.160 --> 20:21.160 I mean, come on 20:21.160 --> 20:23.160 They do that in New York 20:23.160 --> 20:24.160 In New York, in New York 20:24.160 --> 20:26.160 In New York, it's our language 20:26.160 --> 20:27.160 This is how we speak 20:27.160 --> 20:28.160 That's how you communicate 20:28.160 --> 20:29.160 I'm one of those assholes 20:29.160 --> 20:30.160 When you're when you're crossing the street 20:30.160 --> 20:31.160 And don't walk 20:31.160 --> 20:33.160 I am on the horn 20:33.160 --> 20:34.160 And I'm on the accelerator 20:34.160 --> 20:35.160 Fuck you 20:35.160 --> 20:36.160 I know you 20:36.160 --> 20:37.160 Fuck you because not you 20:37.160 --> 20:38.160 But fuck you 20:38.160 --> 20:39.160 Because you are 20:39.160 --> 20:40.160 Fucking up the system in New York 20:40.160 --> 20:42.160 I remember sitting next to you 20:42.160 --> 20:43.160 When you were driving 20:43.160 --> 20:44.160 In New York 20:44.160 --> 20:45.160 You were always like 20:45.160 --> 20:46.160 You want to die 20:46.160 --> 20:47.160 You want to die 20:47.160 --> 20:48.160 Mother fucker 20:48.160 --> 20:49.160 Go ahead 20:49.160 --> 20:50.160 Yeah, right 20:50.160 --> 20:52.160 But that's how we do it in New York 20:52.160 --> 20:54.160 That's just nice 20:54.160 --> 20:56.160 That's nice 20:56.160 --> 20:58.160 That's identify yourself as a New Yorker 20:58.160 --> 20:59.160 I am a New Yorker 20:59.160 --> 21:01.160 Fuck you very much 21:01.160 --> 21:03.160 Get the fuck out of my way 21:03.160 --> 21:04.160 The first thing I learned 21:04.160 --> 21:05.160 When I came to live there 21:05.160 --> 21:06.160 It was fuck off 21:06.160 --> 21:07.160 No, it was 21:07.160 --> 21:11.160 You have to put on a sort of don't fuck with me face 21:11.160 --> 21:13.160 And I didn't know that in the beginning 21:13.160 --> 21:15.160 So they fucked with me constantly 21:15.160 --> 21:19.160 Then I think you got the don't fuck with me face 21:19.160 --> 21:21.160 Don't you dare fuck with me face 21:21.160 --> 21:22.160 Yeah 21:22.160 --> 21:23.160 You need that 21:23.160 --> 21:25.160 That's what gives you respect on the streets 21:25.160 --> 21:26.160 Nobody ever did anything 21:26.160 --> 21:28.160 Was said anything would touch me 21:28.160 --> 21:29.160 Or that's what it is 21:29.160 --> 21:31.160 Is it sort of attitude 21:31.160 --> 21:33.160 But it's disappointing 21:33.160 --> 21:34.160 But they can't see my face 21:34.160 --> 21:35.160 I'm in the car 21:35.160 --> 21:37.160 So that's why you have to be a little more vocal about it 21:37.160 --> 21:39.160 But I'm glad I'm in an English car 21:39.160 --> 21:41.160 I mean that's a different 21:41.160 --> 21:42.160 Oh, that doesn't make a difference 21:42.160 --> 21:44.160 Otherwise you're that fucking foreigner 21:44.160 --> 21:47.160 No, because I know just when I had a different 21:47.160 --> 21:48.160 Oh, they were very courteous 21:48.160 --> 21:49.160 Yes, true 21:49.160 --> 21:50.160 They thought, oh, poor woman 21:50.160 --> 21:52.160 She does, oh, she's Dutch 21:52.160 --> 21:53.160 Yeah, but that's because you got to it 21:53.160 --> 21:54.160 And nice ones 21:54.160 --> 21:55.160 Oh, my dad 21:55.160 --> 21:56.160 Yeah, no, I'm the 21:56.160 --> 21:57.160 I'm the 21:57.160 --> 21:59.160 I don't get that treatment from the guys 21:59.160 --> 22:00.160 No, they don't see my friends 22:00.160 --> 22:02.160 That's a big-haired faggot 22:02.160 --> 22:03.160 It's on 22:03.160 --> 22:04.160 It's on 22:04.160 --> 22:05.160 Believe me 22:05.160 --> 22:06.160 You in that jag 22:06.160 --> 22:07.160 Exactly 22:07.160 --> 22:08.160 Glossy lips 22:08.160 --> 22:09.160 They're just like, god damn 22:09.160 --> 22:10.160 Damn 22:10.160 --> 22:12.160 It's follow that bitch 22:12.160 --> 22:13.160 No 22:13.160 --> 22:15.160 Comics were bloggers sent in a comment for you 22:15.160 --> 22:16.160 Oh, yeah 22:16.160 --> 22:17.160 Hey, Patricia 22:17.160 --> 22:19.160 It's a toy boy 22:19.160 --> 22:21.160 Adam Curry playing Prince Charming 22:21.160 --> 22:23.160 Properly still 22:23.160 --> 22:25.160 Well, screw him 22:25.160 --> 22:27.160 My question is to you 22:27.160 --> 22:28.160 Patricia 22:28.160 --> 22:29.160 Bye 22:30.160 --> 22:31.160 I have impression 22:31.160 --> 22:35.160 That you are too vague about your ethnicity 22:35.160 --> 22:36.160 About your origins 22:36.160 --> 22:40.160 Saying that you are half Dutch, half Greek 22:40.160 --> 22:42.160 But that inner reality 22:42.160 --> 22:44.160 You don't fear any association 22:44.160 --> 22:46.160 To neither of them 22:46.160 --> 22:47.160 That you're a cosmopolitan 22:47.160 --> 22:49.160 And others such bullshit 22:49.160 --> 22:53.160 If you're pardon me, my friends 22:53.160 --> 22:54.160 So 22:54.160 --> 22:56.160 Mrs. Rishuoshi 22:56.160 --> 22:58.160 Could you tell me 22:58.160 --> 23:01.160 Would you believe in European Union idea 23:01.160 --> 23:05.160 Particularly because your current right to about in UK 23:05.160 --> 23:09.160 Is based on European Union citizenship 23:09.160 --> 23:13.160 Do you think the Patricia that European Union has long-term future 23:13.160 --> 23:16.160 For example, 100 or 500 years 23:16.160 --> 23:18.160 Or will it fall apart 23:18.160 --> 23:20.160 Soon or sooner 23:20.160 --> 23:21.160 Patricia 23:21.160 --> 23:23.160 Don't be flipping what she was she 23:23.160 --> 23:24.160 Love it 23:24.160 --> 23:25.160 Or hate it 23:25.160 --> 23:26.160 Speak up babes 23:27.160 --> 23:28.160 Yeah 23:28.160 --> 23:29.160 Two questions there 23:29.160 --> 23:30.160 Two questions 23:30.160 --> 23:31.160 Locker 23:31.160 --> 23:32.160 Locker 23:33.160 --> 23:34.160 Conextive vlogger 23:34.160 --> 23:35.160 Lotka 23:35.160 --> 23:36.160 Oh 23:36.160 --> 23:41.160 I am too different 23:41.160 --> 23:45.160 I am too different 23:45.160 --> 23:47.160 I love that 23:47.160 --> 23:48.160 Lotka 23:48.160 --> 23:49.160 You got to be old 23:49.160 --> 23:51.160 You have to remember taxi 23:51.160 --> 23:53.160 I am too different 23:53.160 --> 23:54.160 Okay 23:54.160 --> 23:55.160 Play it on and baby 23:57.160 --> 23:58.160 You know 23:58.160 --> 24:01.160 I've been traveling so much 24:01.160 --> 24:03.160 That I'm still looking 24:03.160 --> 24:07.160 For a place that I feel at home 24:07.160 --> 24:09.160 And 24:09.160 --> 24:10.160 So 24:10.160 --> 24:12.160 I was born in Holland 24:12.160 --> 24:16.160 But I always wanted to go somewhere else 24:16.160 --> 24:18.160 And whenever my parents said 24:18.160 --> 24:20.160 Come on, hop in the car 24:20.160 --> 24:21.160 We're going over the border 24:21.160 --> 24:22.160 I was happy 24:22.160 --> 24:23.160 Really 24:23.160 --> 24:24.160 Yeah, I always liked it 24:24.160 --> 24:26.160 So I'm sort of sigoina 24:26.160 --> 24:27.160 Gypsy 24:27.160 --> 24:28.160 Yes 24:28.160 --> 24:29.160 So 24:29.160 --> 24:32.160 You are 100% Dutch, right? 24:32.160 --> 24:34.160 I'm 100% Dutch, yeah 24:34.160 --> 24:36.160 Hold on, hold on, hold that thought baby 24:36.160 --> 24:38.160 Because the satellite window is closing 24:38.160 --> 24:40.160 Yes, wave goodbye 24:40.160 --> 24:44.160 Shake those movies for the serious satellite listeners 24:44.160 --> 24:47.160 You felt a draft 24:47.160 --> 24:48.160 Yeah 24:48.160 --> 24:49.160 Peed up, close the window 24:49.160 --> 24:50.160 She feels a draft 24:50.160 --> 24:51.160 Yeah 24:51.160 --> 24:52.160 PCH is next for y'all 24:52.160 --> 24:53.160 Talk to you tomorrow, bye 24:53.160 --> 24:53.660 Okay 24:54.160 --> 24:55.160 So 24:55.160 --> 24:56.160 Now 24:56.160 --> 24:57.160 Well 24:57.160 --> 24:58.160 Of course, but in the Dutch 24:58.160 --> 25:00.160 I mean Holland is a very small country 25:00.160 --> 25:01.160 So everybody 25:01.160 --> 25:03.160 Do you feel like Holland is your home 25:03.160 --> 25:04.160 That's 25:04.160 --> 25:05.160 Who knows? 25:05.160 --> 25:06.160 Don't be wishy-washy 25:06.160 --> 25:07.160 No, no 25:07.160 --> 25:09.160 Have you ever felt like Holland was your home 25:09.160 --> 25:10.160 Okay 25:10.160 --> 25:11.160 You lived in a... 25:11.160 --> 25:13.160 I always wanted to live somewhere else 25:13.160 --> 25:15.160 Miss Pie, during your glamour years 25:15.160 --> 25:17.160 You lived in the United States of America 25:17.160 --> 25:18.160 In the garden state 25:18.160 --> 25:19.160 Yes, I did 25:19.160 --> 25:21.160 Known as Jersey 25:21.160 --> 25:22.160 I love that 25:22.160 --> 25:23.160 Okay 25:23.160 --> 25:25.160 Did you feel... 25:25.160 --> 25:26.160 That was home for you? 25:26.160 --> 25:28.160 I lived in Germany a long time 25:28.160 --> 25:29.160 When I was... 25:29.160 --> 25:32.160 I think six years old 25:32.160 --> 25:33.160 And... 25:33.160 --> 25:34.160 Oh, before that 25:34.160 --> 25:35.160 And after that 25:35.160 --> 25:37.160 Did you feel like that was home? 25:37.160 --> 25:38.160 No 25:38.160 --> 25:40.160 Well, I loved the bridge 25:40.160 --> 25:41.160 How about New Jersey? 25:41.160 --> 25:43.160 No, Jersey felt very much like Holland 25:43.160 --> 25:44.160 Did you... 25:44.160 --> 25:46.160 Maybe you felt more like a Jersey girl than... 25:46.160 --> 25:47.160 Absolutely 25:47.160 --> 25:48.160 Absolutely 25:48.160 --> 25:49.160 Yeah 25:49.160 --> 25:50.160 Yeah, yeah 25:50.160 --> 25:51.160 Yeah, yeah 25:51.160 --> 25:52.160 You're a golden hair flowing 25:52.160 --> 25:53.160 The convertible 25:53.160 --> 25:54.160 Mm-hmm 25:54.160 --> 25:55.160 That's very Jersey-Gurly 25:55.160 --> 25:56.160 Yeah 25:56.160 --> 25:57.160 The coupé rings 25:57.160 --> 25:58.160 You're kind of a chef 25:58.160 --> 26:00.160 Well, and also being in show business 26:00.160 --> 26:02.160 You always heard 26:02.160 --> 26:06.160 Especially in the time that I was working 26:06.160 --> 26:07.160 That... 26:07.160 --> 26:08.160 Oh, you're from Holland 26:08.160 --> 26:09.160 Oh 26:09.160 --> 26:10.160 You know? 26:10.160 --> 26:11.160 Oh 26:11.160 --> 26:12.160 Oh 26:12.160 --> 26:14.160 I love that city 26:14.160 --> 26:15.160 I really love your work 26:15.160 --> 26:16.160 You're from Holland 26:16.160 --> 26:17.160 Yeah 26:17.160 --> 26:19.160 It's a pity you're not coming from America 26:19.160 --> 26:21.160 You would be such a big, big star 26:21.160 --> 26:22.160 Or, you know? 26:22.160 --> 26:24.160 Oh, it's a bit of, you know, come from England 26:24.160 --> 26:25.160 Or anything 26:25.160 --> 26:27.160 But Holland 26:27.160 --> 26:28.160 Yeah 26:28.160 --> 26:29.160 Can be right 26:29.160 --> 26:30.160 Yeah 26:30.160 --> 26:31.160 You know, it can be good 26:31.160 --> 26:32.160 That is kind of... 26:32.160 --> 26:34.160 It changed a little bit with chalking blue 26:34.160 --> 26:35.160 And all the things 26:35.160 --> 26:37.160 You know, but still, but still 26:37.160 --> 26:38.160 Golden Earing 26:38.160 --> 26:39.160 But that's it 26:39.160 --> 26:40.160 But that's it 26:40.160 --> 26:41.160 That's it 26:41.160 --> 26:43.160 So how about England? 26:43.160 --> 26:47.160 Well, I always wanted to be British 26:47.160 --> 26:48.160 Don't know why? 26:48.160 --> 26:51.160 Do you want to become a British citizen? 26:51.160 --> 26:52.160 Yeah 26:52.160 --> 26:53.160 What? 26:53.160 --> 26:54.160 Do you want to become British? 26:54.160 --> 26:55.160 I would love to 26:55.160 --> 26:56.160 Really? 26:56.160 --> 26:57.160 Yeah, I'm thinking about it 26:57.160 --> 26:58.160 Wow 26:58.160 --> 26:59.160 That's it 26:59.160 --> 27:00.160 But I'm still... 27:00.160 --> 27:02.160 You're still getting the vibe 27:02.160 --> 27:03.160 Still getting the vibe 27:03.160 --> 27:04.160 So what if you don't... 27:04.160 --> 27:06.160 What if it turns out that this is not the right place 27:06.160 --> 27:08.160 I mean, you're trying to shoot route now 27:08.160 --> 27:09.160 Yeah 27:09.160 --> 27:10.160 You're trying to grab onto a place 27:10.160 --> 27:11.160 Where you can... 27:11.160 --> 27:12.160 Oh, it doesn't work 27:12.160 --> 27:14.160 Because you don't need to live somewhere 27:14.160 --> 27:17.160 You know, in the place that you are 27:17.160 --> 27:19.160 Or, how do you say that? 27:19.160 --> 27:20.160 I don't know 27:20.160 --> 27:21.160 What are you trying to say? 27:21.160 --> 27:23.160 Do you have a day geworden? 27:23.160 --> 27:24.160 Represent? 27:24.160 --> 27:25.160 Yes 27:25.160 --> 27:27.160 You don't have to live there 27:27.160 --> 27:29.160 But I love to be British 27:29.160 --> 27:32.160 I've been British all the time 27:32.160 --> 27:34.160 Maybe everything was different 27:34.160 --> 27:36.160 Yeah, it would have opened more 27:36.160 --> 27:38.160 Doors, I guess 27:38.160 --> 27:39.160 Excellent 27:39.160 --> 27:41.160 Yeah 27:41.160 --> 27:44.160 I got a piece here that I'd like to play for you 27:44.160 --> 27:46.160 Normally I wouldn't put it in a show with us together 27:46.160 --> 27:47.160 Because it's a little bit long 27:47.160 --> 27:49.160 But I was going to let you hear it 27:49.160 --> 27:51.160 Anyway, you just have to listen to this 27:51.160 --> 27:52.160 Remember I told you about Chubby Checker 27:52.160 --> 27:54.160 He was on the strip podcast 27:54.160 --> 27:55.160 Yeah 27:55.160 --> 27:58.160 Talking about how he felt that he's been so dist 27:58.160 --> 28:01.160 Because he never gets any airplay 28:01.160 --> 28:02.160 But he invented... 28:02.160 --> 28:05.160 You know, stuff that he invented back then 28:05.160 --> 28:06.160 Like hip hop 28:06.160 --> 28:08.160 And he said that was the pony 28:08.160 --> 28:10.160 And he said, you know, he had like 30 28:10.160 --> 28:11.160 30 top... 28:11.160 --> 28:12.160 More hits or whatever 28:12.160 --> 28:13.160 Yeah 28:13.160 --> 28:14.160 But he's really frustrated 28:15.160 --> 28:17.160 But he doesn't get the airplay 28:17.160 --> 28:19.160 Did you just thought I was very frustrated 28:19.160 --> 28:20.160 Did he came up with the... 28:20.160 --> 28:21.160 No, no, no, no 28:21.160 --> 28:22.160 No, I haven't lined up 28:22.160 --> 28:23.160 And now because the link 28:23.160 --> 28:25.160 No, no, no, no, no, no 28:25.160 --> 28:26.160 No, no, no, no 28:26.160 --> 28:27.160 But now that you mentioned 28:27.160 --> 28:28.160 Are you frustrated? 28:28.160 --> 28:29.160 Sometimes 28:29.160 --> 28:30.160 Okay 28:30.160 --> 28:31.160 No, no 28:31.160 --> 28:32.160 Of course everybody is 28:32.160 --> 28:33.160 No, has nothing to do with it 28:33.160 --> 28:35.160 It's just because it's such a good piece 28:35.160 --> 28:36.160 And I wanted to play it for you 28:36.160 --> 28:37.160 But I figured I'm going to play it for you 28:37.160 --> 28:38.160 But I figured I'm going to play it for you 28:38.160 --> 28:39.160 Might as well do it on the show 28:39.160 --> 28:41.160 So then I can play it for everyone 28:41.160 --> 28:42.160 Yeah, yeah 28:42.160 --> 28:43.160 Yeah, yeah 28:44.160 --> 28:45.160 No link with frustration 28:45.160 --> 28:46.160 Okay 28:46.160 --> 28:47.160 Okay 28:47.160 --> 28:48.160 So 28:48.160 --> 28:51.160 Chubby Checker is saying that he's frustrated 28:51.160 --> 28:53.160 That he doesn't get any airplay 28:53.160 --> 28:55.160 He says, you know, it should be 28:55.160 --> 28:58.160 The Beatles, Elvis Presley, and Chubby Checker 28:58.160 --> 29:00.160 He felt that he belonged 29:00.160 --> 29:01.160 You know, in that triage 29:01.160 --> 29:05.160 And I didn't know much about the history of Chubby Checker 29:05.160 --> 29:06.160 Do you know anything about Chubby Checker? 29:06.160 --> 29:08.160 Well, I remember 29:08.160 --> 29:09.160 I remember 29:09.160 --> 29:12.160 It's so clearly seeing it on the news 29:12.160 --> 29:13.160 On the news 29:13.160 --> 29:14.160 On the news 29:14.160 --> 29:15.160 There was a big thing 29:15.160 --> 29:17.160 When Chubby Checker came to Holland 29:17.160 --> 29:19.160 And he had this hit 29:19.160 --> 29:20.160 Twist 29:20.160 --> 29:21.160 Right 29:21.160 --> 29:24.160 And they even showed it on the NTS 29:24.160 --> 29:26.160 The Dutch television service 29:26.160 --> 29:27.160 Yeah 29:27.160 --> 29:28.160 Yeah 29:28.160 --> 29:29.160 Did they have NTEU 29:29.160 --> 29:31.160 NTEU 29:31.160 --> 29:32.160 NTEU 29:32.160 --> 29:33.160 Steak thing 29:33.160 --> 29:34.160 NTEU 29:34.160 --> 29:35.160 Steak thing 29:35.160 --> 29:36.160 Yeah 29:36.160 --> 29:37.160 Okay 29:37.160 --> 29:39.160 And so he was a very big star 29:40.160 --> 29:44.160 Do you think that he belongs next to Elvis and the Beatles 29:44.160 --> 29:47.160 As influencer of music? 29:47.160 --> 29:48.160 No 29:48.160 --> 29:49.160 No 29:49.160 --> 29:50.160 Okay 29:50.160 --> 29:52.160 Do you believe that he gets enough credit 29:52.160 --> 29:54.160 for what he has done for the music business? 29:54.160 --> 29:56.160 Yeah, I think so 29:56.160 --> 29:57.160 Because he never hear about it 29:57.160 --> 29:59.160 But it was a big, I'm telling you 29:59.160 --> 30:00.160 But the thing is on the news 30:00.160 --> 30:01.160 Right, so do you think that he's today 30:01.160 --> 30:03.160 Still gets enough credit 30:03.160 --> 30:04.160 For what he's done 30:04.160 --> 30:06.160 Does he deserve credit? 30:06.160 --> 30:07.160 Yeah 30:07.160 --> 30:08.160 He does deserve it 30:08.160 --> 30:09.160 Yeah, for what? 30:09.160 --> 30:11.160 Well, for being the first one 30:11.160 --> 30:13.160 With this lovely dance 30:13.160 --> 30:14.160 It's lovely new moves 30:14.160 --> 30:16.160 And 30:16.160 --> 30:19.160 It was a totally new era 30:19.160 --> 30:22.160 You're not going to believe what you're about to hear 30:22.160 --> 30:24.160 You're not going to believe it 30:24.160 --> 30:27.160 And I'm just going by the supposition that 30:27.160 --> 30:29.160 The satellite repairman Uncle Jesse 30:29.160 --> 30:30.160 Peter Lee Fenton 30:30.160 --> 30:32.160 Does nobody's talking about 30:32.160 --> 30:33.160 Okay, are you ready for this? 30:33.160 --> 30:34.160 Hold on 30:34.160 --> 30:36.160 We're going to do a single first 30:37.160 --> 30:40.160 Because you know he can fix your misconceptions at any time 30:40.160 --> 30:42.160 The satellite repairman 30:42.160 --> 30:43.160 Coming after you 30:43.160 --> 30:45.160 The satellite repairman 30:45.160 --> 30:46.160 What's he going to do? 30:46.160 --> 30:48.160 He'll fix your misconceptions 30:48.160 --> 30:50.160 And answer questions too 30:50.160 --> 30:52.160 Learn nothing in the universe 30:52.160 --> 30:53.160 And he can't do for you 30:53.160 --> 30:55.160 The satellite repairman 30:55.160 --> 30:56.160 What? 30:56.160 --> 30:58.160 The satellite repairman 30:58.160 --> 31:00.160 Here it is 31:02.160 --> 31:04.160 Hey, this is PW Fenton 31:04.160 --> 31:06.160 Of digital flats 31:06.160 --> 31:07.160 My word 31:07.160 --> 31:08.160 I've just finished listening to the 31:08.160 --> 31:10.160 Chubby Checker in a view on this 31:10.160 --> 31:11.160 Script 31:11.160 --> 31:13.160 Thestrip.potshow.com 31:13.160 --> 31:16.160 All I can say is that it 31:16.160 --> 31:18.160 Makes me live it 31:18.160 --> 31:21.160 He compares himself to Elvis 31:21.160 --> 31:23.160 And the Beatles 31:23.160 --> 31:25.160 My record 31:25.160 --> 31:28.160 And the industry is 31:28.160 --> 31:31.160 It's probably the best batting average 31:31.160 --> 31:33.160 In the music industry 31:33.160 --> 31:35.160 It's not that it still holds 31:35.160 --> 31:38.160 Maybe the top five or the top ten 31:38.160 --> 31:40.160 In the music industry 31:40.160 --> 31:42.160 Of all the 60s 31:42.160 --> 31:44.160 There was always the Beatles 31:44.160 --> 31:45.160 And there was a British invasion 31:45.160 --> 31:47.160 There was Jimmy Hendrix 31:47.160 --> 31:49.160 And there was Woodstock 31:49.160 --> 31:52.160 A score of a lot of things that happened in the 60s 31:52.160 --> 31:53.160 Uh-huh 31:53.160 --> 31:55.160 The number one record in the 60s is a twist 31:55.160 --> 31:57.160 And not only that 31:57.160 --> 31:59.160 Here's the number one 31:59.160 --> 32:01.160 Only on the number one twice 32:01.160 --> 32:02.160 The twist 32:02.160 --> 32:04.160 All of the great things 32:04.160 --> 32:05.160 It happened in the 60s 32:05.160 --> 32:06.160 The twist 32:06.160 --> 32:08.160 Elvis came back out of the army 32:08.160 --> 32:09.160 In the 60s 32:09.160 --> 32:10.160 And the Beatles came off the plane 32:10.160 --> 32:11.160 In the 60s 32:11.160 --> 32:12.160 Woodstock 32:12.160 --> 32:13.160 And Motel 32:13.160 --> 32:15.160 And Ray Charles 32:15.160 --> 32:16.160 And out of all the 60s 32:16.160 --> 32:18.160 The twist was the number one song 32:18.160 --> 32:19.160 Of the decade 32:19.160 --> 32:21.160 Only song to be number one twice 32:21.160 --> 32:23.160 First platinum 32:23.160 --> 32:24.160 Let's twist again 32:24.160 --> 32:26.160 And at the same time 32:26.160 --> 32:29.160 It was the Grammy winner of the year 32:29.160 --> 32:31.160 And the way we danced 32:32.160 --> 32:33.160 And the way we danced 32:33.160 --> 32:34.160 In the 60s and 70s 32:34.160 --> 32:35.160 At the 80s 32:35.160 --> 32:36.160 And the 90s 32:36.160 --> 32:37.160 And now 2000 32:37.160 --> 32:39.160 It's all about show 32:39.160 --> 32:40.160 We took a very quietly 32:40.160 --> 32:42.160 Hidden in the archives 32:42.160 --> 32:45.160 Of the music cabinets 32:45.160 --> 32:47.160 When 32:47.160 --> 32:49.160 If he should be comparing himself to anyone 32:49.160 --> 32:51.160 It should be the monkeys 32:51.160 --> 32:52.160 And Millie Vanillie 32:52.160 --> 32:53.160 Chubby checker 32:53.160 --> 32:55.160 Was manufactured 32:55.160 --> 32:56.160 By Dick Clark 32:56.160 --> 32:57.160 Dick Clark 32:57.160 --> 32:59.160 Spotted a great tune 32:59.160 --> 33:00.160 Written in perform 33:00.160 --> 33:02.160 By a great artist 33:02.160 --> 33:05.160 Who was just a little too black 33:05.160 --> 33:07.160 And scary 33:07.160 --> 33:08.160 For mainstream 33:08.160 --> 33:10.160 A.K.A. White America 33:10.160 --> 33:11.160 Clark 33:11.160 --> 33:14.160 The most powerful man in the record industry at the time 33:14.160 --> 33:16.160 Made a record company 33:16.160 --> 33:18.160 And an artist 33:18.160 --> 33:20.160 And offer they couldn't refuse 33:20.160 --> 33:22.160 And the myth of Chubby checker 33:22.160 --> 33:24.160 Was born 33:24.160 --> 33:26.160 When Ernest Evans 33:26.160 --> 33:28.160 And that was his name 33:28.160 --> 33:30.160 Vegas style cover artist 33:30.160 --> 33:32.160 Doing imitations of popular artists 33:32.160 --> 33:35.160 Was offered the chance to record a song 33:35.160 --> 33:37.160 For the powerful Dick Clark 33:37.160 --> 33:39.160 He was willing to do anything 33:39.160 --> 33:42.160 Including imitating Hank Ballard's voice 33:42.160 --> 33:44.160 And taking on the name 33:44.160 --> 33:45.160 Chubby checker 33:45.160 --> 33:47.160 But don't take my word for it 33:47.160 --> 33:50.160 Listen to the man who actually created the twist 33:50.160 --> 33:52.160 Mr. Hank Ballard 33:52.160 --> 33:54.160 A few years ago 33:54.160 --> 33:57.160 I created a two hour radio documentary 33:57.160 --> 34:00.160 About the blues history of the Tampa Bay area 34:00.160 --> 34:02.160 One of the items I covered 34:02.160 --> 34:04.160 Was the birth of the twist 34:04.160 --> 34:08.160 At a local high school dance in Tampa, Florida 34:08.160 --> 34:10.160 I had the great honor and good fortune 34:10.160 --> 34:12.160 To talk with Hank Ballard 34:12.160 --> 34:13.160 Before he died 34:13.160 --> 34:15.160 Here's a portion of that documentary 34:15.160 --> 34:18.160 Having to do with the twist 34:19.160 --> 34:22.160 Next comes an interesting bit of Tampa folklore 34:22.160 --> 34:24.160 From the late 1950s 34:24.160 --> 34:26.160 Hank Ballard in the Midnighters 34:26.160 --> 34:30.160 Was a touring R&B band that made frequent stops in Tampa 34:30.160 --> 34:32.160 In 1958 34:32.160 --> 34:34.160 They were playing a high school dance in Tampa 34:34.160 --> 34:38.160 When Hank noticed the kids were doing some kind of new dance 34:38.160 --> 34:41.160 They were swinging their arms back and forth 34:41.160 --> 34:43.160 And twisting their bodies 34:43.160 --> 34:45.160 Right then and there 34:45.160 --> 34:48.160 Hank found the inspiration for a hit song 34:48.160 --> 34:50.160 The Midnighters was doing a dance 34:50.160 --> 34:52.160 I can't think of the name 34:52.160 --> 34:55.160 We didn't know he was going to hear the downtown camp 34:55.160 --> 34:58.160 We were playing a gig somewhere 34:58.160 --> 35:00.160 It's been so leaner it's been a long time 35:00.160 --> 35:01.160 And he was twisting about it 35:01.160 --> 35:03.160 And the lyrics just came to me 35:03.160 --> 35:07.160 We left the upper and then we went to Miami 35:07.160 --> 35:11.160 And I got a test with a guy named Hindustone 35:11.160 --> 35:14.160 Hindustone had a record coming to Miami 35:14.160 --> 35:19.160 We went to the high school 35:19.160 --> 35:21.160 He took it totally equipment 35:21.160 --> 35:23.160 Recording equipment 35:23.160 --> 35:25.160 We went to the high school and recorded it 35:25.160 --> 35:27.160 That was the first version 35:27.160 --> 35:29.160 I recorded it three times 35:29.160 --> 35:31.160 The story really caught on 35:31.160 --> 35:33.160 Of course the story doesn't end there 35:33.160 --> 35:36.160 King Records pressed Hank Ballard's twist 35:36.160 --> 35:39.160 And a copy fell into the hands of Dick Clark 35:39.160 --> 35:42.160 Clark loved the record and seeing dollar signs 35:42.160 --> 35:45.160 Started searching for an artist to record it 35:45.160 --> 35:48.160 His original choice was Freddie Cannon 35:48.160 --> 35:53.160 When that didn't happen, he settled on a local Philadelphia performer named Ernest Evans 35:53.160 --> 35:56.160 Who we now know is Chubby Checker 35:56.160 --> 36:02.160 He went into the studio and recorded as close to an exact copy of Hank Ballard's recording 36:02.160 --> 36:04.160 As you will ever hear 36:04.160 --> 36:08.160 Yeah Freddie Cannon, he had a first shot in Dick Clark talking about it 36:08.160 --> 36:10.160 And Nick, he knew Dick Clark has nicked David Checker 36:10.160 --> 36:14.160 And interviewed you in clone and did a clone version of my written a twist 36:14.160 --> 36:16.160 Yeah, he did a hell of a clone 36:16.160 --> 36:21.160 He glared with the audition about fifteen different people 36:21.160 --> 36:25.160 You know trying to get somebody that's not supposed to meet 36:25.160 --> 36:27.160 And it seems to have a tickle of the person in the past 36:27.160 --> 36:31.160 You know he had a, you know he had a, he has a gig with him 36:31.160 --> 36:33.160 Presbyton's name, the artist you know 36:33.160 --> 36:37.160 Then the most powerful man in pop music went to King Records 36:37.160 --> 36:39.160 Sid Nathan to make a deal 36:39.160 --> 36:42.160 Hold back Ballard's version of the twist 36:42.160 --> 36:44.160 And I'll make it worth your while 36:44.160 --> 36:52.160 Here's what happened man. Here's what happened. I'll let it find out. Read it well. 36:52.160 --> 36:58.160 I'll declare when I read the version when he had made a deal with King Rickard. 36:58.160 --> 37:02.160 Two King Rickard, the president of King Rickard, the lead student of Nathan. 37:02.160 --> 37:09.160 If you hold back Hank's a ruler version of the twist, I will make think of part of the time he had found. 37:09.160 --> 37:15.160 That's what happened there. King Rickard had to publishing him on the fingerprint time and the twist. 37:15.160 --> 37:20.160 So you too, and I wonder if I could kind of do what American men stand playing to it at Rickard. 37:20.160 --> 37:26.160 And that's the story of how the twist was born in Tampa, and why we never got to hear about it. 37:26.160 --> 37:31.160 If you've never heard the two recordings side by side, you'll be amazed. 37:31.160 --> 37:38.160 First, I'll play a verse and chorus of Chubby Checkers version, followed by Hank Ballard's original recording from 1958. 37:38.160 --> 37:47.160 Come on, baby man. 37:47.160 --> 38:02.160 [ Music ] 38:02.160 --> 38:18.160 Come on, baby man. 38:18.160 --> 38:27.160 Now here's Hank's original version. 38:27.160 --> 38:32.160 Come on, baby man. 38:32.160 --> 38:52.160 [ Music ] 38:52.160 --> 39:05.160 Okay, so did Chubby Checker do a great job with his covers and his career? 39:05.160 --> 39:07.160 Sure he did. 39:07.160 --> 39:11.160 Was he as important as the Beatles and Elvis? 39:11.160 --> 39:12.160 No way. 39:12.160 --> 39:15.160 They were originals. 39:15.160 --> 39:20.160 He was a cover artist and always will be. 39:21.160 --> 39:24.160 Yeah, that's amazing. 39:24.160 --> 39:32.160 So the dance, this is the part where Chuckers, Chubby, Chubby Checker's story breaks down, 39:32.160 --> 39:37.160 is the dance was their first Hank Ballard saw the dance, then made this song. 39:37.160 --> 39:38.160 Isn't that incredible? 39:38.160 --> 39:42.160 Yeah, but, but Chubby had a hit with it. 39:42.160 --> 39:44.160 Right, but, but. 39:44.160 --> 39:49.160 But if Chubby never, you know, recorded well because back in the day, 39:49.160 --> 39:50.160 I'll tell you why. 39:50.160 --> 39:54.160 Back in the day, American bandstand, right, was the place for music. 39:54.160 --> 40:00.160 So Dick Clark, you know, basically, because the publishing writers still with the record company 40:00.160 --> 40:01.160 that had Hank Ballard. 40:01.160 --> 40:05.160 So they were going to make the money whether Hank Ballard had a hit or Chubby Checker had the hit. 40:05.160 --> 40:06.160 Hank Ballard wasn't going to make shit anyway. 40:06.160 --> 40:08.160 I'm sure he got shafted. 40:08.160 --> 40:11.160 So Dick, what was wrong with him? 40:11.160 --> 40:12.160 What do you mean? 40:12.160 --> 40:13.160 With Hank. 40:13.160 --> 40:14.160 Two black. 40:14.160 --> 40:15.160 Oh yeah, he was two dark. 40:15.160 --> 40:16.160 Yeah, that's what I heard. 40:17.160 --> 40:18.160 I mean, this is what was going on. 40:18.160 --> 40:21.160 Chubby Checker is kind of coffee color. 40:21.160 --> 40:23.160 Yeah, he's a bit like, you know. 40:23.160 --> 40:25.160 Yeah, so he married a Dutch woman. 40:25.160 --> 40:27.160 So Dick Clark. 40:27.160 --> 40:31.160 He basically said, look, why don't you, you know, I'm going to play this one to death 40:31.160 --> 40:36.160 on American bandstand because he had kind of a monopoly on what people could hear. 40:36.160 --> 40:37.160 Yeah. 40:37.160 --> 40:40.160 And you think Dick Clark got also from the records. 40:40.160 --> 40:41.160 Yeah. 40:41.160 --> 40:45.160 And wasn't it something that was in Holland absolutely not done. 40:45.160 --> 40:52.160 You were not interfere with the record business as a presenter and everything. 40:52.160 --> 40:54.160 Oh, I think that I think it's that way everywhere. 40:54.160 --> 40:55.160 Yeah. 40:55.160 --> 40:56.160 It's absolutely. 40:56.160 --> 40:57.160 Yeah. 40:57.160 --> 40:58.160 I mean, that's the machine. 40:58.160 --> 40:59.160 That's the machine. 40:59.160 --> 41:01.160 But the American there was normal probably. 41:01.160 --> 41:04.160 Yeah, but, you know, this is, this is what we're breaking through. 41:04.160 --> 41:05.160 Baby. 41:05.160 --> 41:06.160 Stopping all that shit. 41:06.160 --> 41:07.160 Yeah. 41:07.160 --> 41:08.160 Yeah. 41:08.160 --> 41:09.160 Yeah. 41:10.160 --> 41:12.160 Anyway, yeah, I think he's cool. 41:12.160 --> 41:15.160 And he was the first one that we saw doing the twist. 41:15.160 --> 41:17.160 He did that very well. 41:17.160 --> 41:18.160 And we loved it. 41:18.160 --> 41:20.160 He just has the tone down. 41:20.160 --> 41:23.160 I mean, yeah, if you hear that whole interview, the whole interview was about 41:23.160 --> 41:24.160 Chubby Checker. 41:24.160 --> 41:25.160 While I was listening to him. 41:25.160 --> 41:26.160 Yes, man. 41:26.160 --> 41:32.160 I remember that he, he, we know him as a man with a lot of attitude. 41:32.160 --> 41:35.160 And I think that he still got it. 41:35.160 --> 41:36.160 He's still got it too. 41:36.160 --> 41:38.160 And I think that ruined his career a lot. 41:38.160 --> 41:44.160 He probably convinced himself that he really did, you know, come up with the twist. 41:44.160 --> 41:46.160 Nothing wrong with thinking. 41:46.160 --> 41:50.160 It's always good to think more of yourself than, you know, it's, it helps a little bit. 41:50.160 --> 41:55.160 Yeah, but I think it's at the same time was also a frustration that he didn't actually. 41:55.160 --> 41:56.160 Yeah. 41:56.160 --> 41:58.160 And that's, that's what you hear. 41:58.160 --> 42:01.160 Well, sometimes you have people with a character like that. 42:01.160 --> 42:02.160 Yeah. 42:02.160 --> 42:06.160 You know, whatever they do, they just think the frustrated. 42:06.160 --> 42:10.160 And I know he did, but he married Miss Holland. 42:10.160 --> 42:12.160 Yeah, you got a good look or didn't he? 42:12.160 --> 42:13.160 Yeah. 42:13.160 --> 42:15.160 I mean, I bet you they're still married. 42:15.160 --> 42:16.160 I think they're still married. 42:16.160 --> 42:19.160 I think that a very good marriage, a beautiful daughter's beautiful children. 42:19.160 --> 42:22.160 And you always turn this, turn this something positive baby. 42:22.160 --> 42:23.160 That's so good of you. 42:23.160 --> 42:24.160 Oh, I know. 42:24.160 --> 42:25.160 So good of you. 42:25.160 --> 42:26.160 All right, we should stop. 42:26.160 --> 42:28.160 I do have, um, like, that's it. 42:28.160 --> 42:30.160 That was a very interesting story, Mr. Curry. 42:30.160 --> 42:31.160 Yeah, I thought you'd like that. 42:31.160 --> 42:32.160 Yeah, I enjoyed that. 42:32.160 --> 42:33.160 Oh, thank you. 42:33.160 --> 42:34.160 Thank you. 42:34.160 --> 42:35.160 Thank you. 42:35.160 --> 42:36.160 Oh, shoot. 42:36.160 --> 42:37.160 That reminds me. 42:37.160 --> 42:39.160 I've, uh, another draft. 42:39.160 --> 42:40.160 On the draft? 42:40.160 --> 42:42.160 No, not another draft. 42:42.160 --> 42:47.160 Um, so I had another contest. 42:47.160 --> 42:52.160 Uh, you know, at the end of each podcast, uh, on pod show you here, um, get more great pot. 42:52.160 --> 42:57.160 Get this podcast and more great ones like it on the high performance podcast, 42:57.160 --> 42:59.160 the little reading network from pod show and limelight networks. 42:59.160 --> 43:01.160 And then you hear this, oh, I love it. 43:01.160 --> 43:02.160 Yeah. 43:02.160 --> 43:04.160 You know, that the female voice. 43:04.160 --> 43:07.160 So people started, you know, kind of guessing who that voice was. 43:07.160 --> 43:08.160 And I said they'd never guess it. 43:08.160 --> 43:09.160 They'd never guess it. 43:09.160 --> 43:11.160 And you know, most people think it's you. 43:11.160 --> 43:12.160 Some people think it's Callie. 43:12.160 --> 43:14.160 This is a great brief TV. 43:14.160 --> 43:15.160 Oh, I love it. 43:15.160 --> 43:16.160 That's kind of what it is. 43:16.160 --> 43:17.160 Yeah. 43:17.160 --> 43:18.160 But it's not you. 43:18.160 --> 43:19.160 You didn't do it. 43:19.160 --> 43:20.160 No. 43:20.160 --> 43:23.160 Uh, and I told people to go to daily source code.com and, uh, 43:23.160 --> 43:26.160 uh, enter what they thought was the right answer. 43:26.160 --> 43:29.160 And Rob us didn't. 43:29.160 --> 43:30.160 Rob us didn't. 43:30.160 --> 43:31.160 Rob us didn't. 43:31.160 --> 43:32.160 Just Rob. 43:32.160 --> 43:33.160 His comment is there. 43:33.160 --> 43:37.160 Posted eight eight two thousand six at twelve twenty nine central time. 43:37.160 --> 43:38.160 Says. 43:38.160 --> 43:40.160 P. W. Fenton's wife. 43:40.160 --> 43:41.160 Roz. 43:41.160 --> 43:42.160 What? 43:42.160 --> 43:43.160 Yeah. He got it right. 43:43.160 --> 43:45.160 I have no idea how we figured that one out. 43:45.160 --> 43:46.160 But he got it right. 43:46.160 --> 43:47.160 So he wins it. 43:47.160 --> 43:48.160 What should he win? 43:48.160 --> 43:49.160 He wins a prize. 43:49.160 --> 43:50.160 I hadn't figured out what the prize was yet. 43:50.160 --> 43:52.160 What should I give him? 43:52.160 --> 43:54.160 Do you have some panties? 43:54.160 --> 43:55.160 We can give away. 43:55.160 --> 43:56.160 Yeah. 43:56.160 --> 43:57.160 One of Patricia's panties. 43:57.160 --> 43:59.160 Can I have, can I go with you autograph him? 43:59.160 --> 44:00.160 Yes. 44:00.160 --> 44:01.160 Just one. 44:01.160 --> 44:02.160 All right. 44:02.160 --> 44:03.160 Yeah. 44:03.160 --> 44:05.160 Oh, we can do lots of contests with that. 44:05.160 --> 44:06.160 Cool. 44:06.160 --> 44:07.160 Yeah. 44:07.160 --> 44:08.160 Okay. 44:08.160 --> 44:09.160 So Rob, congratulations. 44:09.160 --> 44:10.160 Yeah. 44:10.160 --> 44:11.160 Really. 44:11.160 --> 44:12.160 Yeah. That's cool. 44:12.160 --> 44:13.160 That's a good present. 44:13.160 --> 44:14.160 You, you would thought it. 44:14.160 --> 44:15.160 Yeah. 44:15.160 --> 44:16.160 When I just met you. 44:16.160 --> 44:17.160 That's how you got me, baby. 44:17.160 --> 44:18.160 Yeah. 44:18.160 --> 44:19.160 Mm-hmm. 44:19.160 --> 44:23.160 Speaking of which, you know, our 18th wedding anniversary passed. 44:23.160 --> 44:24.160 Yeah. 44:24.160 --> 44:25.160 And. 44:25.160 --> 44:28.160 I already told everybody you felt that this was a really important one. 44:28.160 --> 44:31.160 All of a sudden, for some reason, because 18 is like, what's a good number? 44:31.160 --> 44:32.160 It's always important. 44:32.160 --> 44:36.160 There's been years where we both forgot it. 44:36.160 --> 44:42.160 Yeah, but then probably we were very busy or, you know, now we're here. 44:42.160 --> 44:43.160 Yeah. 44:43.160 --> 44:44.160 And you came. 44:44.160 --> 44:45.160 I was really busy. 44:45.160 --> 44:46.160 I just came back from America. 44:46.160 --> 44:47.160 And then it's like, oh, shit. 44:47.160 --> 44:48.160 Tomorrow's our wedding anniversary. 44:48.160 --> 44:50.160 So I didn't have time to buy you anything. 44:50.160 --> 44:51.160 And I want to go buy something. 44:51.160 --> 44:53.160 But then the airspeed indicator broke. 44:53.160 --> 44:57.160 So we were too late to go buy anything in Holland when I was. 44:57.160 --> 44:59.160 Oh, you thought it was a nice day. 44:59.160 --> 45:01.160 I, I'll go flying. 45:01.160 --> 45:03.160 That was, you flew off. 45:03.160 --> 45:05.160 I fucked that up, didn't I? 45:05.160 --> 45:06.160 Yeah. 45:06.160 --> 45:07.160 And then he came home. 45:07.160 --> 45:09.160 That's it, tell it. 45:09.160 --> 45:10.160 And he hurts. 45:10.160 --> 45:11.160 Do you think we look so bad? 45:11.160 --> 45:13.160 So bunches of, or it's free. 45:13.160 --> 45:14.160 Three, three. 45:14.160 --> 45:16.160 Three bunches of, who was all that flowers. 45:16.160 --> 45:18.160 It was the last ones at the gas station. 45:18.160 --> 45:19.160 Brownleeves. 45:19.160 --> 45:24.160 And, and then those green curly stamps in it that I really hate. 45:24.160 --> 45:28.160 That they put in every, every bunch of shitty flowers. 45:28.160 --> 45:32.160 You know, that's new, that's new way flowers. 45:32.160 --> 45:33.160 I don't know what it is. 45:33.160 --> 45:36.160 So sort of stamps with nothing with one leave. 45:36.160 --> 45:37.160 It's in there. 45:37.160 --> 45:39.160 And he said, yeah, I thought you'd like those. 45:39.160 --> 45:42.160 I said, you know, yeah, I don't like them. 45:42.160 --> 45:43.160 I hate them. 45:43.160 --> 45:47.160 I'm an old fashion woman like beautiful flowers. 45:47.160 --> 45:50.160 Beautiful pink and white and gorgeous. 45:50.160 --> 45:53.160 And, you know, not green stamps. 45:53.160 --> 45:54.160 I said, I was sorry. 45:54.160 --> 45:57.160 And they were so old. 45:57.160 --> 46:00.160 They were they stink. 46:00.160 --> 46:02.160 Unbelievable. 46:02.160 --> 46:03.160 Okay. 46:03.160 --> 46:05.160 At the column real short. 46:05.160 --> 46:06.160 And. 46:06.160 --> 46:07.160 But. 46:07.160 --> 46:08.160 I put them in vones room. 46:08.160 --> 46:10.160 Which you, she will think, oh, that's nice. 46:10.160 --> 46:12.160 Got a bunch of flowers here. 46:12.160 --> 46:13.160 They're old, but. 46:13.160 --> 46:15.160 Stinky, but. 46:15.160 --> 46:17.160 I'm sorry. 46:17.160 --> 46:20.160 I was confused. 46:21.160 --> 46:22.160 I really was. 46:22.160 --> 46:24.160 I hadn't thought about it when I made the appointment to go flying. 46:24.160 --> 46:25.160 I just wanted to go flying. 46:25.160 --> 46:26.160 It been, it been three weeks. 46:26.160 --> 46:27.160 I had a rough time before that. 46:27.160 --> 46:29.160 I just wanted to go flying. 46:29.160 --> 46:30.160 And I didn't think about it. 46:30.160 --> 46:31.160 Yeah. 46:31.160 --> 46:32.160 But I love you. 46:32.160 --> 46:33.160 Yeah. 46:33.160 --> 46:34.160 I love you. 46:34.160 --> 46:35.160 Just because of you. 46:35.160 --> 46:39.160 Well, 18 actually happens to be a very important number. 46:39.160 --> 46:40.160 Yeah. 46:40.160 --> 46:41.160 Did you know that? 46:41.160 --> 46:42.160 Listen. 46:42.160 --> 46:43.160 I told you. 46:43.160 --> 46:44.160 Hey, Adam, this is Tom Rockle from Buck. 46:44.160 --> 46:45.160 I drive time podcasts. 46:45.160 --> 46:47.160 Listen in the number 436. 46:47.160 --> 46:52.160 And heard you say that you guys had kind of decided for some reason that number 18 in your 46:52.160 --> 46:55.160 anniversary would be special. 46:55.160 --> 46:58.160 Well, number 18 in a Jewish context is very special. 46:58.160 --> 47:00.160 That's why 18's wedding anniversary. 47:00.160 --> 47:05.160 And that kind of stuff is is really important because 18 is the number for life. 47:05.160 --> 47:08.160 So when you say, look, I am, which is too life. 47:08.160 --> 47:14.160 You're actually also saying, two 18 because high or a wife is the number 18. 47:14.160 --> 47:16.160 And so I'm sitting there thinking that to myself, 47:16.160 --> 47:18.160 it was like, I bet you didn't even know that. 47:18.160 --> 47:23.160 And then immediately after you say that, you follow it up with or you day. 47:23.160 --> 47:26.160 A subliminal context or just a just happens dance. 47:26.160 --> 47:27.160 I don't know. 47:27.160 --> 47:28.160 Talk to you later. 47:28.160 --> 47:29.160 See? 47:29.160 --> 47:30.160 Oh, by the way. 47:30.160 --> 47:31.160 Full order. 47:31.160 --> 47:32.160 Full order. 47:32.160 --> 47:33.160 See? 47:33.160 --> 47:34.160 You were Shalamil. 47:34.160 --> 47:35.160 Shalamil. 47:35.160 --> 47:36.160 That day you were Shalamil. 47:36.160 --> 47:37.160 The chicks is calling me a Shalamil. 47:37.160 --> 47:38.160 Yep. 47:38.160 --> 47:39.160 Stop already. 47:39.160 --> 47:40.160 Yep. 47:40.160 --> 47:43.160 Okay. 47:43.160 --> 47:45.160 Yeah, I'm done. 47:45.160 --> 47:48.160 I feel, I feel bad now because I'm a bad husband. 47:48.160 --> 47:49.160 Good. 47:49.160 --> 47:50.160 I'm a bad, bad husband. 47:50.160 --> 47:51.160 Yeah. 47:51.160 --> 47:58.160 But I have to say sometimes when you come home, you just have gifts. 47:58.160 --> 47:59.160 Just like that. 47:59.160 --> 48:00.160 Just because. 48:00.160 --> 48:01.160 Very nice. 48:01.160 --> 48:02.160 This is true. 48:02.160 --> 48:03.160 Nice. 48:03.160 --> 48:04.160 I don't know what the message is. 48:04.160 --> 48:05.160 But a nice eye cream. 48:05.160 --> 48:07.160 The must be a mess. 48:07.160 --> 48:09.160 No, there's no fucking message there. 48:09.160 --> 48:10.160 No, no. 48:10.160 --> 48:11.160 No. 48:11.160 --> 48:12.160 It's. 48:12.160 --> 48:13.160 You're looking. 48:14.160 --> 48:16.160 Look, where do I get a chance to shop? 48:16.160 --> 48:18.160 This is exactly two places. 48:18.160 --> 48:22.160 You're sitting in a play airport at the airport or in the plane. 48:22.160 --> 48:23.160 Yeah. 48:23.160 --> 48:27.160 Although sometimes if I do go out shopping for myself, I'm always looking for stuff for you. 48:27.160 --> 48:32.160 If I go in, but this like one time in three weeks in San Francisco that actually went out to market street or something to go get something. 48:32.160 --> 48:33.160 Yeah. 48:33.160 --> 48:34.160 I didn't buy anything. 48:34.160 --> 48:35.160 I bought nothing. 48:35.160 --> 48:36.160 Yeah. 48:36.160 --> 48:37.160 So. 48:37.160 --> 48:41.160 But I think you'd like that because I see how this is revitalizing eye live. 48:41.160 --> 48:42.160 No. 48:42.160 --> 48:44.160 New, new, new flashing new at me. 48:44.160 --> 48:45.160 Yeah. 48:45.160 --> 48:46.160 Yeah. 48:46.160 --> 48:48.160 And then remember that boob cream? 48:48.160 --> 48:49.160 Yeah. 48:49.160 --> 48:50.160 For you daughter. 48:50.160 --> 48:51.160 Yeah. 48:51.160 --> 48:52.160 Is that a message to her? 48:52.160 --> 48:53.160 No. 48:53.160 --> 48:54.160 I saw this thing. 48:54.160 --> 48:56.160 It's like make your boobs look bigger and firmer in the airplane. 48:56.160 --> 48:57.160 I'm virgin. 48:57.160 --> 48:58.160 Oh, that's interesting. 48:58.160 --> 48:59.160 And then. 48:59.160 --> 49:01.160 And she comes to this. 49:01.160 --> 49:04.160 The flight attendant comes up to me and says. 49:04.160 --> 49:07.160 Who did not have huge boobs. 49:07.160 --> 49:08.160 And she says. 49:08.160 --> 49:09.160 What do you want to order? 49:09.160 --> 49:11.160 Oh, this is. 49:11.160 --> 49:12.160 Wow, this is new. 49:12.160 --> 49:13.160 She says, yes, I've heard that's quite good. 49:13.160 --> 49:15.160 I said, have you tried it? 49:15.160 --> 49:16.160 No. 49:16.160 --> 49:17.160 She went. 49:17.160 --> 49:18.160 Oh, I've got no. 49:18.160 --> 49:19.160 No. 49:19.160 --> 49:20.160 As you can see. 49:20.160 --> 49:22.160 It's like, it looks like a socks baby. 49:22.160 --> 49:23.160 This is shit. 49:23.160 --> 49:24.160 She had a shining work. 49:24.160 --> 49:25.160 Yeah. 49:25.160 --> 49:26.160 I'm perfume. 49:26.160 --> 49:27.160 You're perfume. 49:27.160 --> 49:28.160 Yeah. 49:28.160 --> 49:30.160 Whenever there's a new like J-Lo. 49:30.160 --> 49:31.160 Yeah. 49:31.160 --> 49:32.160 Well, fuck the flowers. 49:32.160 --> 49:33.160 Perfume is good. 49:33.160 --> 49:37.160 But the new J-Lo is confusing because she comes out with new stuff. 49:37.160 --> 49:38.160 So off and listen. 49:38.160 --> 49:39.160 Listen. 49:39.160 --> 49:40.160 This is a marketing lesson. 49:41.160 --> 49:42.160 So often, I saw it. 49:42.160 --> 49:45.160 I'm like, is that still new or is that new again or is- 49:45.160 --> 49:47.160 The model didn't look different. 49:47.160 --> 49:48.160 Yeah, same model. 49:48.160 --> 49:49.160 Exactly. 49:49.160 --> 49:50.160 So I was confused. 49:50.160 --> 49:54.160 They probably already know that because it's all J-Lo glow glow glow ago. 49:54.160 --> 49:55.160 ahead. 49:55.160 --> 49:56.160 Yeah. 49:56.160 --> 50:00.160 So the new J-Lo live or live, that's the new one. 50:00.160 --> 50:02.160 He has all picked that one up next time. 50:02.160 --> 50:03.160 Yeah. 50:03.160 --> 50:04.160 I've never glow. 50:04.160 --> 50:05.160 Good liked that. 50:05.160 --> 50:09.160 I also sometimes I've given you cars or kinds of stuff with big bows on it. 50:09.160 --> 50:10.160 Have I not? 50:10.160 --> 50:21.440 was that. That was the Chrysler. You wanted that Chrysler as a convertible. 50:21.440 --> 50:29.360 There was before. If you like me to buy it, I just bought you Jaguar. 50:29.360 --> 50:36.800 It's yours too. No, it's not mine. We've already established that. It's your car. Are you happy? 50:36.880 --> 50:42.960 You're unhappy? No, I'm not. Do you see me cry? Yes. I'm a little streaming down your face. 50:44.240 --> 50:48.560 Carefully. Carefully, give me a push, please. I'm almost. 50:51.520 --> 50:57.760 Man. Okay. I see that's the most beautiful gift. You make me laugh. Oh, man. 50:57.760 --> 51:02.240 Make me laugh. Are you turning around and make everything right again? Yeah. Okay. 51:02.960 --> 51:06.240 Well, I don't think we didn't top that. We won't play another song. Should we just turn it off? 51:07.280 --> 51:10.160 Well, I have to go and see you. Sorry. 51:12.160 --> 51:17.520 With my sister, he's a, has arrived. Okay. I'll just end the show then. Okay. I love you, baby. 51:17.520 --> 51:20.160 Love you, too. See you this week. 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