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Hi there, welcome to Proversion
for Profit Test episode number
one.

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Gotta tell you I'm really
digging this software and I paid
the $500 fee to get a fully
functional

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non-demo showing version but the
files are so big they only ship
it on CD so you'll

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just have to bear with me for a
few more days.

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Before I show you where we went
today you gotta check out this
clip I found on Google

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video.

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Here's two kids fulfilling one
of my lifetime goals something I
just wasn't physically designed

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to achieve.

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Actually it's a dryer lock he's
going in he's fitting in almost
he's in the door is

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now closed the switch is going
on he's in he's in he's in he's
in he's in he's in gun

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he's in he's in he's in he's in
he's in he's out.

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Alright all right I'm with
today's activity in the Curry
Clan Patricia's sister I-vana

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is visiting and since the
weather was so crappy I couldn't
do my plan touch and go landing

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practice, we decided to drive to
the nearby village of Isher,
through it actually, to visit

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the historic Hampton Court Royal
Palace.

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For almost 200 years, Hampton
Court Palace was at the center
of court life, politics,

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and national history.

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But who cares about that when
you can be looking at ass
instead, huh?

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Actually it was pretty cool to
roam almost freely among the
rooms, kitchens, and galleries,

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and just as I was getting bored,
a stir occurred in the central
courtyard.

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Ah yes, the king had arrived.

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Actually the king had a pretty
hot babe with him.

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Okay, so it was kind of hokey,
but definitely worth the drive
in the 1250 admission fee.

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Unfortunately, video and still
photography is not permitted
inside the palace,

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so I can't show you any of the
rooms, furniture, or artwork.

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But I did get a good close-up at
some of the clothes they used to
wear back in the day.

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Take a look now, what is up with
that?

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Oh wait, there's more, check
this fine young man out.

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Hmm, remind you of anything?

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That's right, clearly we have
found the inspiration for 1980s
accessory popularized by Larry
Blackman of Cameo.

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And that's it for this episode
of Perversion for Profit, but
before I go, a warning.

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Do not repeat, do not try this
on your backyard trampoline.