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in the United Kingdom, this is
Proversion for Profit episode
number two.

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Now, as those of you who saw the
first PFP will notice, I finally
received and installed

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the software I ordered for the
show's production.

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Still a bit hit and miss, so
bear with me as we kind of get
things rolling with this

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series.

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Now, before we start with
anything, I just want to mention
that the format for this

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show is heavily influenced by
years of broadcast experience as
well as independent

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productions like Rocket Boom.

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I've always liked that show, and
after the host Amanda Congdon
was replaced by former

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MTV VJ Joanne Colann, I was
worried about my daily boom, but
only a few days ago did

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I realize just how much I liked
the new host.

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Joanne's got something really
sexy about her.

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Look at this clip for one of her
recent shows.

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Finally then, I just wanted to
say...

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We're gonna Zoom Zoom Rocket.

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Isn't she just too cute?

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Big fan, Joanne.

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Keep the love flowing.

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420 Alert, producers of the
television series Weeds came up
with a novel

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promotion for their show by
hanging huge bags of weed from
billboards.

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Despite the buds being faux
herb, they turned out to be the
hottest

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souvenir of the week.

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Check out this security cam
footage.

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Links to all of the videos
featured in Proversion for
Profit can be found in the

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show notes at pfp.podshow.com.

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And I received a ton of emails
about YouTube user
geriatric1927, apparently a
reference

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to this guy's birthday.

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Do you know something about your
mom?

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I sure wish that you would.

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I got addicted to YouTube and
the fascinating place to go to
see all the wonderful videos

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that you young people have
produced.

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So I thought I'd have a go at
doing one myself.

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But as you can see, if this ever
does get uploaded to YouTube, I
need a lot of help.

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Oh yes, and incidentally the
picture, I really am as old as I
look and therefore I think

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I'm in a unique position.

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What I hope I'll be able to do
is just to bitch and grumble
about life in general

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from the perspective of an old
person who's been there and done
that.

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And hopefully you will respond
in some way by your comments and
then I might be able to

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do other videos to follow up
your comments.

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I do hope so.

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Anyway I'm going to end my short
introduction now and hope that
you will bear

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with the amateur sort of
production I have made.

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And oh one more thing, please,
all of you, encourage Renetto to
come back.

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He must.

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Bye now.

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In the newest midsize right off
the lot to monster trucks, she
takes you along for a weekly

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test drive.

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Not quite the BBC's top gear,
but very promising.

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Last week I showed you a couple
of kids who taped themselves on
spin cycle in the family

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dryer.

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That clip resulted in my very
first piece of video feedback.

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Ah, so Mr. Curry joins the
YouTube mob, finally.

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There was actually a news story
on the BBC last week where a
fireman had climbed

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into an industrial sized tumble
dryer and done very similar to
what you just showed

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on your video.

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Excellent.

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I hope that you do do this as at
least a weekly show.

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And I look forward to many, many
more.

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Cheers.

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Bye.

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Hi, my name is Justin Kanaki and
I'm the creator of the hit web
series Something

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to Be Desired.

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And I'm going to podcast.

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What is podcast?

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Where is podcast?

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Who's going to podcast besides
me?

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Should you be going to podcast?

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Absolutely.

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Why?

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Two words, three boos.

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Two more words that are actually
on the flyer, digital media
conference.

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Okay, so that's three words.

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See, podcast is already filled
with surprises.

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It's amazing.

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If you'd like to know more, a
few of the cast members of
Something to Be Desired

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have created this handy video
explanation.

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Hi, ho, campers.

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You are going to pod camp?

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You're in for an excellent time
with arts and crafts.

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We're going to be having a
wonderful time with a tire swing
over a creek.

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That's where good ol' Scott came
from, Leo.

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Well, you can't begrudge me in
my old childhood fantasies.

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What is pod camp?

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Pod camp would be a camp where
pod people can come together and
enjoy pod food.

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I really think he has the wrong
idea what's going on.

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It's going to be a congregation
of a lot of people who do
podcasting.

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Correct.

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Known as pod people, or eye
people, if you'd like.

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One of the things we're doing
here is eye as well as deer
drill.

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And sorry, what's your name
again?

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It doesn't matter.

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We are from a series called
Something to Be Desired at
www.somethingtobedesired.com.

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All you have to do is download
all of our episodes onto your
pod.

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No.

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No?

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First, you're pod.

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You don't need an iPod podcast.

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In fact, most of the new video
players and even iTunes now can
let you just get podcasts

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onto your machine and you can
watch them with whatever video
program you choose to

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use on your computer.

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DC or Mac, it really doesn't
matter.

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So you don't necessarily need a
pod to view podcasts, but just a
nice way to

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carry them around.

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Whatever.

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Many other people form pod
knowledge is going to be there,
such as pod hanks, pod crews.

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There's going to be bloggers
from across the Internet coming.

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Many other underground news
sources and alternative media
outlets.

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It's a really grassroots
gathering.

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Duh!

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They already know this.

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Otherwise, they wouldn't be
going to pod camp.

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Only cool people go to pod camp,
like myself.

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Still confused?

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Me too.

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Still interested?

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Me too.

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For all the official information
and to register, visit online at
www.podcamp.org.

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Org!

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See?

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One more reason to go to pod
camp.

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Surprises just keep on coming.

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What?

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Oh, there's no...

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There's not gonna...

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We're not having...

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Not the first night.

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But the second night?

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No nights?

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There's still free food, right?

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Now, I don't know all that much
about pod camp, but I do know
lots of folks who are going

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to be going there, and it sounds
like it's going to be an awesome
source of new material

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for Proversion for Profit.

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What I'm really looking for is
anything you want to contribute
to this program.

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Videos, feedback, whatever it
is, just shoot me an email and a
link to adam at podshow.com.

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Now, in 1992, I did a two-way
documentary in Australia, which
was a great trip.

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This was all pre-internet and it
definitely had a mad max vibe to
it.

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But things have changed under my
friends.

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Check out this Oz Original.

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I'm gonna get back to work.

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My name's Michael Butler, and
I'm a rock and roll geek.

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Tune in every week to hear me
geek out on rock with interviews
from some of my rock and roll
heroes,

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rock gossip, and music from the
best rock and roll bands on the
planet.

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My show is a no-holds-barred,
constantly changing, totally
honest look at the world of rock
and roll

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from a guy who lives a rock.

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And that just about wraps it up
for this edition of Proversion
for Profit,

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just before we enjoy the skills
of a cat named Gizmo.

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I don't know what I'm talking
about.

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I don't know what I'm talking
about.

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I don't know what I'm talking
about.

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Oh my God, this bastard had
questions that I am.

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Damn that toilet's good for the
workout, ain't it?

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It's gonna do it again?

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Oh yeah.

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This is crazy.

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I think we have a problem.

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Is it because you're still
running?

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Oh yeah.

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Yes, we have a talented cat.

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I don't know what I'm talking
about.

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Are you counting how they talk
C-Sports?