WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:08.520 Hey Adam, it's Cupid, well, keep it 1-2-4-9, it's a little new in fact they're over 4,000 00:08.520 --> 00:14.960 Cupid's and were unionized and he allies the problem, Valentine's Day is our day to shine 00:14.960 --> 00:20.160 and get a lot of overtime but if you don't own Lady Patricia like you normally do or 00:20.160 --> 00:25.200 dare I say it even more so, then it'll create this whole lovey-dovey atmosphere but 00:25.200 --> 00:30.320 everyone in a Valentine's spirit let's try and work for us Cupid's so for the 00:30.320 --> 00:35.200 love of the local 406 and working Cupid's everywhere keep it within reason on the 00:35.200 --> 00:41.520 DSC 546 with a lovely lady Patricia hey lady peak you know like a man and 00:42.000 --> 00:50.000 sometimes an Adam's all alone and he needs his love right there on the microphone so 00:50.000 --> 04:08.320 [ Music ] 04:08.320 --> 04:19.760 big I don't know why I'm in a big I don't know why I'm in a big I don't know why I'm in a big I don't know 04:19.760 --> 04:26.080 happy Valentine's Day 2007 mainstream has Bryan Adams we've got cherry swayed 04:26.080 --> 04:32.720 damn it not a day goes by I'm not thinking about you especially for you my love well 04:33.360 --> 04:41.600 my lovely lady Patricia hey everybody it's daily source code 546 it is Valentine's Day and yes 04:41.600 --> 04:50.320 she's here finally for the first time in two months almost well I've been 04:50.320 --> 04:57.920 well no I've been jerking off all day yes no no no in fact no I have not I have not been jerking off all 04:57.920 --> 05:05.680 day okay it's Valentine's Day yeah what no it's a daily source code joke off 05:06.800 --> 05:12.160 hey baby happy Valentine's Day thank you for being my Valentine for 20 years yeah and I'm so sorry 05:12.160 --> 05:19.600 that the doorbell hasn't wrong yet no or we didn't air it no no no no I'm absolutely sure 05:20.160 --> 05:25.280 oh no and then what what do they do with it well they're supposed to deliver something they're supposed 05:25.280 --> 05:30.480 to deliver something for you yeah and what if we don't up a door well I don't know but the child 05:30.480 --> 05:36.640 is downstairs the teenager oh that doesn't mean anything that's true got a lot of a lot of 05:36.640 --> 05:43.440 people calling in for Valentine's Day a lot of messages for me for you messages of love 05:43.760 --> 05:54.400 yeah so how how's the new house how's the new house doing for me yeah how's it doing 05:54.400 --> 05:58.080 for you downstairs there upstairs is fine as you can tell we're all happy here in the 05:58.080 --> 06:03.520 in Adams attic yes getting there a couple more boxes I'm just gonna find a little more time 06:03.520 --> 06:08.640 in between jerk off sessions I find some time to get the final boxes you're almost there 06:09.200 --> 06:14.080 I'm actually very impressed really yeah oh thank you because I thought you're going to stay 06:14.080 --> 06:20.080 here forever between the boxes well I'm still doing pretty good job there are some boxes here 06:20.080 --> 06:26.640 yeah I know it's hard especially when you have to work also yeah it's busy I know so that's why 06:26.640 --> 06:34.640 I was downstairs you know just making the house pretty and what it's strange when you have a 06:35.600 --> 06:41.200 you don't like the noise game it's very strange it makes me feel good I'm glad I don't have a 06:41.200 --> 06:45.520 noise gate in real life on my voice oh we know I was thinking of installing one on you 06:46.560 --> 06:52.480 I used to stop me a user configurable noise game not the whole point is it's actually supposed to 06:52.480 --> 06:57.520 drive you to project more and to talk more into the microphone okay because let's be honest you 06:57.520 --> 07:01.920 have a real issue with and I figured this out you have an issue with talking into the microphone 07:01.920 --> 07:05.840 and I know why because you're used to singing into the microphone and when you talk you like 07:05.840 --> 07:11.760 you pull the mic away is it light? how much says why? yeah yeah because you know nobody wants to hear 07:11.760 --> 07:17.040 me talk yeah oh man you have no idea people love you oh okay people love you here check this out 07:17.840 --> 07:22.240 hey Adam has it going it's Jersey Todd a happy Valentine's Day listen I'm not calling in today 07:22.240 --> 07:27.520 is a podcast host trying to plug my own show not even calling in today is a fan of the source code 07:27.520 --> 07:36.880 no no no today I'm calling in as your loveologist hey ladies how you doing you have any good time 07:36.880 --> 07:44.240 yeah me too ladies I'm here today to give you just a little advice is your man not satisfying 07:44.240 --> 07:50.480 you the way you're used to is you looking all time all run down it's not the man that you used to 07:50.480 --> 07:58.720 be in your first matter hush baby hush Jersey Todd's here for you baby what you need to do is just 07:58.720 --> 08:05.200 slip your man some folders coffee and some splendor and tell him to wake his lazy ass up all right 08:05.200 --> 08:12.160 oh and Adam hey I'm not having anything with the animation you know how it is the ladies just love 08:12.480 --> 08:20.080 music college talk you know as Jersey is a lawyer in real life yeah I would like to have 08:20.080 --> 08:26.560 a lawyer like that apparently he's available all all the ladies love yeah well he's got it 08:26.560 --> 08:32.160 now he's got a kid well he's available he's got a kid he's available he's got a wife he's got a kid 08:32.160 --> 08:38.640 but he's available now he's funny though days he's a I guess oh man are available 08:38.800 --> 08:43.520 what is that supposed to mean I disagree with you well why are you saying that then he's available 08:43.520 --> 08:48.640 he's got a kid he's got a wife but why did you ask why did you ask it you said oh I would 08:48.640 --> 08:56.640 like a lawyer like that well because I have experience with lawyers with bit voices very bad voices 08:56.640 --> 09:02.320 I once had one bad voices and big bills yeah I once had one and it was a very 09:02.960 --> 09:09.920 important day that day because it was with my records company and I did actually 09:09.920 --> 09:15.120 I never met him was I in your life when this took place no and that was the day that I saw 09:15.120 --> 09:20.160 my lawyer for the first time and it was in court so I sat down and the guy starts to talk 09:21.120 --> 09:29.040 and he was not very basic okay for get about it yeah we really like that and I thought okay 09:29.040 --> 09:35.680 we're gonna lose this really yeah with that attitude you will yeah and we did oh no 09:35.680 --> 09:42.560 voices are I think it's so important sorry and a nice talking voice does mean it doesn't always 09:42.560 --> 09:49.040 need to be beautiful but there is a certain timbre or something that's in the voice oh yeah 09:49.040 --> 09:54.720 that is well look at Barry White I heard that a couple years ago how important Barry White 09:54.800 --> 10:00.320 was for a lot of lovers what are we gonna do I mean it's very bad it's very white just 10:00.320 --> 10:06.720 live on or do it does a new Barry White stand up or people still use his his material of course 10:06.720 --> 10:15.120 and he's and lots of kids I'm you know were are you said it made what during his 10:15.840 --> 10:20.240 lots of kids were made I bet I bet I bet more kids wound up on the sheets 10:20.800 --> 10:27.680 and a toilet paper then wound up being made during Barry White babies were made 10:27.680 --> 10:35.840 and his beautiful music yeah so name voices are beautiful and when I speak it's not the voice 10:35.840 --> 10:41.520 that I want here yeah it's fantastic man yeah my sister willow who lives in Italy 10:42.720 --> 10:47.920 send something yesterday I'm just gonna find it to all of the all the women in the family 10:48.640 --> 10:54.400 and and I saw you laughing about this as you were huddled over your email of course 10:54.400 --> 11:00.960 I immediately forwarded a copy to my own email yeah it is the house keeping monthly 11:00.960 --> 11:08.560 May 13th 1955 so only say it again 50 955 that's so that's where you were seven years old 11:08.560 --> 11:15.520 so you were alive and it is the good wife's guide when these were the rules when I was alive 11:15.520 --> 11:21.920 these were the rules see now that's why I am such a perfect well let me let me just read a 11:21.920 --> 11:25.440 couple of these things actually willow underlined a couple of her favorites it's all these things 11:25.440 --> 11:31.760 you should be doing went how to be a good wife here's one over the cooler months of the year 11:31.760 --> 11:36.560 you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by your husband will feel he has 11:36.560 --> 11:43.200 reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too after all catering for his comfort 11:43.280 --> 11:49.280 will provide you with immense personal satisfaction yeah yeah and this is all they mean you know 11:49.280 --> 11:55.120 when the man comes home absolutely well it's like it's not yeah when he comes home 11:55.920 --> 12:01.760 is it all about when he comes home when he comes home and he had a very busy day this is what 12:01.760 --> 12:07.280 you should do clear away the clutter make one last trip through the main part of the house just 12:07.280 --> 12:12.960 before your husband arrives yeah gather up school books toys paper et cetera and run a dust cloth 12:12.960 --> 12:17.760 over the tables do you do any of the shit huh yes I do it prepared the children for pair 12:17.760 --> 12:22.720 the children with a little bit of herbs and time going to the room that's the only thing 12:22.720 --> 12:25.920 that's take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they're small come 12:25.920 --> 12:30.400 their hair and if necessary change their clothes they are little treasures and he would like to see 12:30.400 --> 12:36.320 them playing the part minimize all noise at the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the 12:36.320 --> 12:43.680 washer dryer or vacuum try to encourage the children to be quiet as my favorite listen to him 12:43.680 --> 12:48.720 listen to him you may have it doesn't important things to tell him but the moment of his arrival is 12:48.720 --> 12:55.120 not the time now let him talk first remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours 12:59.520 --> 13:04.560 oh he did the other way around really was it really like that yeah was it were your parents 13:05.440 --> 13:12.480 yeah it was all about my my my dad he was the most important man or person in the house 13:12.480 --> 13:16.080 but is this really bad I mean because of course everyone's laughing about this but 13:16.080 --> 13:21.440 and I just say if if it were I think when someone is coming home from work from from a day of 13:21.440 --> 13:26.160 work some of these things are okay I do the same for you I mean it's not like you know it's not like 13:26.160 --> 13:32.480 it's a it's exclusively exclusive or anything yeah you know in the beginning it says be gay 13:33.200 --> 13:42.880 oh really oh that's a very good idea yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah get yourself get another woman in the house 13:42.880 --> 13:48.720 be waiting have have the kids playing their part yeah be a little gay and a little more interesting 13:48.720 --> 13:55.920 for him exact his boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it that's right 13:55.920 --> 14:03.200 by being a little bit gay pun so print this out for you would you like this yeah a hard 14:03.200 --> 14:09.600 copy version of this isn't this funny this is so good but don't you remember those American 14:09.600 --> 14:15.440 sitcoms father knows best yeah well and then you had mother knows best a little bit later 14:15.440 --> 14:20.800 but father knows best it was all about dad yeah you know but these are in the days when you 14:20.800 --> 14:25.360 it's a little white picket fence and dad wear hat and beep beep beep yeah I'm coming over work 14:25.360 --> 14:30.720 and dad got the biggest stake you got the biggest stake you know you got the stake and you didn't 14:30.720 --> 14:36.160 get anything don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity 14:36.160 --> 14:42.480 remember he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness 14:42.480 --> 14:49.840 and truthfulness you have no right to question him fuck man that's awesome well you know 14:49.840 --> 14:55.920 it was a women's magazine but how boring is this for the man I don't know that gay part kind of 14:55.920 --> 15:02.960 got me yeah going for a second there you know it must have been so boring there's women were so 15:02.960 --> 15:09.360 boring I don't think so I think that you know that's that's really when when everything started 15:09.360 --> 15:12.160 because you think those women were really just sitting at home and they weren't doing Tommy 15:12.160 --> 15:18.640 the mailman you don't think so definitely oh yeah this is this is like a step for wives man 15:18.720 --> 15:25.120 step for wife shit and the postman rang twice yeah he always rings twice yeah yeah you know you 15:25.120 --> 15:32.560 get these sort of situations of course what a fantastic article exploding from horniness 15:33.040 --> 15:38.640 oh look who's here 15:51.360 --> 15:56.960 hello I'm Roger here did you get my car I want to let you know I made it all myself and 15:57.040 --> 16:03.040 all the hands on the mind right for now Roger I did you see it coming yet I haven't seen it yet 16:03.040 --> 16:11.920 no that's disgusting I have no idea what he did oh man oh my god I hope it's not pure 16:12.880 --> 16:17.040 well it's Roger so you never know what he's going to do I haven't heard you know you don't 16:17.040 --> 16:20.320 hear from the guy for like fucking weeks and all of a sudden he he pops in a message like 16:20.320 --> 16:26.080 sort of some Valentine card with pubic hair there was post receipts yeah no I haven't had 16:26.080 --> 16:32.160 actually none so let me just do a little check here so we're in the new new house which we're 16:32.160 --> 16:36.080 calling the curry manner yeah I know you don't listen to the show but that's not official it's the 16:36.080 --> 16:41.360 curry manner which I think fits it fits as a manner doesn't it yeah it isn't that it's a wide enough 16:41.360 --> 16:47.680 it's wide enough yeah what are all the viewers point of you yeah are you sleeping well 16:48.000 --> 16:56.640 I think I faced the right direction the right direction with my nose yes what the hell 16:56.640 --> 17:01.600 is that well sometimes you you feel that you're you're in the wrong position the wrong you know 17:01.600 --> 17:06.240 the wrong way you should lay a little bit different but it felt right right you have good 17:06.240 --> 17:12.880 bench we yeah it's very important to me but the biggest thing is you were bothered by the mobile 17:12.880 --> 17:18.800 antenna the cell phone mask near the near the cottage so and and you were convinced that it 17:18.800 --> 17:26.320 gave you back pain yeah more pain and and arthritis pain actually so well I think you think it's 17:26.320 --> 17:32.800 a bit better yeah that doesn't happen well you know it's only couple of weeks that we are here 17:32.800 --> 17:39.600 okay all right yeah I think I'm gonna and you know it's it is a beautiful neighbor 17:39.600 --> 17:47.600 yeah sure we took some walks and it's amazing yes it's so green and all the the forest across the 17:47.600 --> 17:53.360 street I mean it's where do you find that the forest and the paparazzi's across the street oh yeah 17:53.360 --> 17:59.360 yeah they found us yeah that was pretty fun yeah yeah we don't know how here's how here's how 17:59.360 --> 18:05.040 this works so you know so some pictures show up in a magazine the phone rings it's always your parents 18:05.040 --> 18:11.200 usually your mom or your sister that's what I hear on the phone right and the first question you 18:11.200 --> 18:15.920 say is how are the pictures yeah are the pictures any good how do I look how does the house look 18:15.920 --> 18:22.640 is it nice is it look yeah yeah yeah we haven't seen it yeah yeah yeah because that's the way I 18:22.640 --> 18:27.520 read these yeah of course you don't you look at the headline and then you look at the pictures 18:27.520 --> 18:34.800 yeah absolutely and then next next one yeah I don't care yeah but I think they follow to Christina 18:35.440 --> 18:39.840 probably followed it from home from school again yeah because of this time we know who the photographer 18:39.840 --> 18:45.680 was he's actually a nice guy yeah so I don't care so actually the photographer did a very good job 18:45.680 --> 18:50.880 did a good job yeah and the one thing we haven't well we haven't talked at all 18:51.680 --> 18:59.120 is we have instead of a conventional oven and and stove in the kitchen we have an aga 18:59.200 --> 19:05.360 oh man and we were a little worried I was very worried actually because this aga is like a huge 19:05.360 --> 19:11.600 enamel thing that has four ovens and two hot plates and it's continuously on and and people say 19:11.600 --> 19:15.520 you know oh once you've cooked on an aga you don't want to cook on anything else ever again 19:15.520 --> 19:20.240 I didn't even know what to do with it I know and I was like oh course you're going to be freaking out 19:20.240 --> 19:24.960 this is not going to work if you're not going to understand this was there in the kitchen has a big 19:24.960 --> 19:30.640 monster it is certain of a monster it's real English and real cozy because you know yeah you 19:30.640 --> 19:37.680 you sit next to this yeah big red monster so I got to tell you the shit you're making on it is 19:37.680 --> 19:46.160 amazing it is it's almost like everything tastes differently it is so good there's something about 19:46.160 --> 19:52.720 the way it heats everything I don't know it tastes better it just tastes better then more even I think 19:52.800 --> 19:58.320 and it's beautiful the ovens are always on so you just pop it in the oven right away and it's always 19:58.320 --> 20:04.560 the right temperature I don't know how the oven does how does he know that you know I don't know 20:04.560 --> 20:10.480 I don't know it's always even right temperature and it looks golden brown it's beautiful you 20:10.480 --> 20:18.560 have a cake oven underneath you have the meat and all the the poultry is the one above that 20:18.640 --> 20:24.160 then you have the plate warmer you have the I don't know food keep warmer every single time you 20:24.160 --> 20:29.520 take something out of that aga I'm like wow and we just thought heat is heat right yeah oven is oven 20:29.520 --> 20:34.480 fire is flame is flame yeah who gives you shit and it's just and it's not true it really there's 20:34.480 --> 20:43.120 something very different about it and simmering on it it's beautiful and it doesn't smell no it does smell 20:43.760 --> 20:51.200 there they go they're just sitting in there and so the only thing you smell is when you take it out you 20:51.200 --> 20:58.000 think hmm what am I baking here it's amazing it's amazing and in fact let me just see 20:59.040 --> 21:04.320 that is something that I'm sure chef Mark will come and you have I told you about chef Mark 21:04.320 --> 21:08.160 you told me yeah he sent in something for Valentine's Day as well 21:25.840 --> 21:31.040 hey Adam it's chef Mark here from the remarkable pallet podcast you know our culinary podcast 21:31.040 --> 21:36.640 network shows are also sponsored by Folger's gourmet selections on this Valentine's Day why not 21:36.640 --> 21:42.880 enjoy your favorite sumptuous chocolates paired with Folger's gourmet selections chocolate truffle flavor 21:42.880 --> 21:48.000 it's creamy and smooth with an irresistible chocolate flavor in fact I paired it with some of our 21:48.000 --> 21:53.600 friend John Louis Gahan's new spiced truffles for some clients the other night and they confessed 21:53.600 --> 21:59.680 that it was the perfect ending to their romantic pre Valentine's dinner so if you'd like a free sample 21:59.680 --> 22:07.040 of Folger's gourmet selections coffee while supplies last you can visit www.fulger's.com slash 22:07.040 --> 22:12.080 pocho and you can also check out some of the recipes we featured using Folger's flavors 22:12.080 --> 22:20.720 in the recipe section at www.gildedforic.com catch you later next time we're in New York 22:21.680 --> 22:28.960 that's a great song I don't know who that is that's awesome next time we're in New York 22:28.960 --> 22:35.600 why don't we have chef Mark cook us up a sexy dinner yeah yeah you'd like chef Mark he's cute 22:36.320 --> 22:40.320 he sounds nice yeah he's very cute nice guy and I haven't tasted his cooking yet 22:40.400 --> 22:44.960 no I haven't tasted it yeah yeah that's what I thought you're looking at like what 22:44.960 --> 22:55.920 oh hey hey I haven't tasted no not yet no all right so what else is going on in your 22:55.920 --> 23:01.280 well um you're on important life according to how's keeping monthlist you you may now speak 23:01.920 --> 23:07.040 no do you know yeah I've told you that right that um because my parents were married in 23:07.040 --> 23:14.240 probably no not not 55 when when did they get married I was born in I was born in 64 so they 23:14.240 --> 23:21.600 got married around 62 or 63 there were a little bit too old to be hippies yeah but on the honeymoon 23:23.200 --> 23:27.520 you you dad said you may speak no it was almost like that and my mom didn't tell me this until 23:27.520 --> 23:32.560 a couple of years ago and it was really outrageous on the honey when they went to some golf resort 23:33.280 --> 23:39.040 and so after the the wedding night which I'm trying to say I probably said to my mom how 23:39.040 --> 23:45.840 was that and she probably said oh he passed out you know whatever okay he got up in the morning 23:45.840 --> 23:50.080 he said okay I'm going to go off and play 18 holes of golf and he tossed newsweek magazine out 23:50.080 --> 23:54.560 and he said underline anything you don't understand and I'll explain it to you when I get back 23:55.520 --> 24:01.040 oh my god you believe that well they you know what you know what the future is going to bring 24:01.040 --> 24:06.880 that's like the first day of wedding bliss that was a warning it's not amazing but and 24:06.880 --> 24:11.200 but maybe it was just something from that time it was only a couple of years after this house 24:11.200 --> 24:16.400 keeping monthly maybe that's just the way American marriages work back a day but in these days the 24:16.400 --> 24:22.480 sixties we were actually quite liberating yeah yeah but you hold on a second I just got to 24:22.480 --> 24:26.240 say goodbye to the serious stars one or two listeners you guys want to hear the rest of this 24:26.720 --> 24:32.480 and thrall in conversation uh the sex part is uh later in the show yeah okay they're going 24:33.440 --> 24:39.360 yeah so but you were younger you were 10 years younger they you know they were like getting married 24:39.360 --> 24:43.840 and career and doing all kinds of stuff and you were you know you're younger you're 10 years younger 24:43.840 --> 24:48.640 my dad and that's when we stopped wearing our bras and everything so I don't know where your mom was 24:48.640 --> 24:55.200 doing but um my mom if she were here rest her soul she would say what bra you know that's what she 24:55.200 --> 25:01.840 say yeah that's right yeah but I mean you know in the you know it's just saying actually but 25:01.840 --> 25:06.880 yeah we did that's when the when the women just started to do whatever they wanted to do 25:06.880 --> 25:10.720 so maybe that was the breaking point maybe maybe the old fashion I think my parents were probably 25:10.720 --> 25:15.760 still in the old fashion side of the generation gap maybe that's still was going on but that's unbelievable 25:15.760 --> 25:24.640 to me it really is unbelievable yeah because we had our our skirts real short you know and that's 25:24.640 --> 25:30.880 when the power came yeah it's not amazing yeah we noticed that right away yeah like hey if you 25:30.880 --> 25:39.120 show the boobies then men become stupid you take the bra yeah then you know short skirts and you 25:39.120 --> 25:46.320 booties and you what booties yeah oh like a Nancy Sinatra type thing short short skirt booties 25:46.320 --> 25:52.240 booties and boobies and I walk right all over you yeah booties and boobies I think it's a booties 25:52.240 --> 25:59.600 and boobies it's a winning combination booties and boobies get yours now yeah I heard about 25:59.600 --> 26:06.800 that story from your mom and I think it's just amazing that after that she thought oh I got a great 26:06.800 --> 26:13.600 man that's a fantastic item that's John and Ali from Swingercast are you know the Swingercast 26:13.600 --> 26:18.320 no do you know what Swingers are yeah okay it's fun and intimate conversations about real 26:18.320 --> 26:24.240 swinging experiences you know on a recent show Adam you play to comment from a caller who was 26:24.240 --> 26:29.680 asking you a very important question about how many subscribers listeners does it take to have 26:29.680 --> 26:37.680 a successful podcast and you answered one well Ali and I think the answer is two while there are 26:37.680 --> 26:43.600 a lot of fun and exciting things you can do with one listener it is much more rewarding to share your 26:43.600 --> 26:50.400 podcast with two can you imagine the possibilities with even more Adam Ali and I believe it's 26:50.400 --> 26:56.640 very important to engage your audience and have them participate you don't have to fully swap 26:56.640 --> 27:03.120 ideas with them but it's important to create an exchange and intercourse with your listeners 27:03.120 --> 27:11.200 a couple may want to participate on a podcast or they might just want to sit back and watch or listen 27:11.280 --> 27:19.600 the important thing is to just get it up and put it out there so keep it up Adam and I think you're 27:19.600 --> 27:27.360 right reality is pornographic oh boy I think that was an invitation yeah it looks she sent you 27:27.360 --> 27:37.680 a naked picture hold on hello hello yeah that's a nice nice ripples uh huh well nipple we only 27:37.680 --> 27:43.360 see one yeah but it is it really her well I think we need more pictures to determine this 27:43.360 --> 27:47.520 I don't know if it's really you then take another naked picture with today's newspaper 27:47.520 --> 27:53.760 can you imagine you you you swapping with somebody else you saw us no no no well he made 27:53.760 --> 28:00.880 he may be very cute I don't know yeah but you know I can imagine because I'm very satisfied you know 28:00.880 --> 28:05.680 with my husband I'm sorry what'd you say I didn't hear you I'm pretty satisfied 28:05.680 --> 28:11.760 pretty no what happened to very what happened to very satisfied okay I'm very satisfied I can 28:11.760 --> 28:20.560 imagine if I if I there would swing with another you know we then other couple I can imagine 28:20.560 --> 28:33.200 saying sorry can I have mine bad excuse me I like mine better just like a lullipop you know 28:33.360 --> 28:39.680 yeah yeah yeah I don't like the right like my right one mine better yeah mine was better yeah 28:40.400 --> 28:49.840 but they said we could just watch oh man you're not up for anything you need to be gay when I 28:49.840 --> 28:54.880 come home you need to be a little bit gay yeah that's because I've been at all you but that's 28:54.880 --> 29:00.560 so unfair I you have 60 70 I know we wouldn't get to do this I wasn't I couldn't I didn't have 29:00.560 --> 29:05.600 a dick when I in the 60s in the 70s I didn't know how to use it I didn't know if it worked and 29:05.600 --> 29:10.000 in the 80s it was like you know we had 80s yeah you missed it we had 80s it was like you know that was 29:10.000 --> 29:15.360 it no free love we went from one to another I mean doesn't matter you didn't even know it was in the bed 29:16.640 --> 29:26.160 yeah yeah well you're like this um I this was a story on Reuters lore 29:26.480 --> 29:33.760 kitchens what lore kitchens oh I think Laura is maybe from some Scandinavian place sent me this 29:33.760 --> 29:41.280 link uh nearly one in three Britons think that if a woman jumps up and down washes or urinate 29:41.280 --> 29:48.400 immediately after sex she can prevent pregnancy what yeah it's a survey uh string of revelations 29:48.400 --> 29:53.600 in the survey carried out by the family planning association at the start of contraceptive awareness 29:53.600 --> 29:59.360 week in the UK they reveal widespread confusion and misunderstanding about some of the basic facts 30:00.000 --> 30:04.560 which is called and the FPS now called from proof sex and relationship education in schools 30:04.560 --> 30:09.600 isn't that amazing that's amazing the survey showed that half the 500 people question did not 30:09.600 --> 30:16.400 know that a woman's most fertile time is between 10 and 16 days before her period I should I didn't know 30:16.480 --> 30:23.840 that um half of the 500 people so half of the people who took the survey did not know that a 30:23.840 --> 30:29.120 woman's most fertile time so when you're most likely to get pregnant it's between 10 and 16 30:29.120 --> 30:34.480 days before her next period I didn't know that well but the basically like so you're most 30:34.480 --> 30:39.120 fertile in the middle yeah in the middle of it in the middle of that that really period that you 30:39.760 --> 30:44.560 when you're not so gay yeah two weeks two weeks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 30:44.560 --> 30:50.800 once or 30 30% think if the woman jumps up and down washes or urinate immediately after sex 30:50.800 --> 30:56.160 you prevent pregnancy well have you seen all the strollers and a teenager really she washed 30:56.160 --> 31:01.760 she urinated yeah yeah she jumps up and down quite a bit god is not amazing yeah they need some 31:01.760 --> 31:08.240 education here i really appears that it really appears that way doesn't it it's uh i'm amazed by 31:08.320 --> 31:14.000 that statistic see and and then i'm very proud if i hear that Holland is very good at it 31:14.000 --> 31:20.640 the teenagers in Holland know exactly is that true is that based on scientific evidence yes yes 31:20.640 --> 31:27.440 even um little closer than like baby um i heard the Americans did the whole research and said 31:27.440 --> 31:33.600 that the Dutch really teenagers and people were just better educated really yeah well i'm 31:33.600 --> 31:38.320 I have to say in Holland it's like you know the human body is just another part of life and there's 31:38.320 --> 31:43.200 you know you take off your top on the beach and uh no problem you could you could be mowing the 31:43.200 --> 31:47.920 lawn and take off your top and and no one would really care well i mean yeah it depends on what you 31:47.920 --> 31:52.880 look good yeah i mean it's it's not a big deal you're not gonna get shunned or rested and 31:52.880 --> 31:57.040 there much more in touch with that i have to say that is that is true yeah i'm proud to say that 31:57.040 --> 32:03.360 yeah yeah and i thank god i had uh european slash Dutch upbringing but i remember man we arrived in 32:03.360 --> 32:10.160 in 1972 that was before i had penis and i'd remember the chef on ukel show yeah it was on 32:10.160 --> 32:14.640 it's seven o'clock in the evening when television basically started because tv would start at seven 32:14.640 --> 32:19.680 with the five will just grown and then at seven oh five he would come on once a week i appeared 32:19.680 --> 32:24.640 in that show yeah naked chicks walking around studio was not me but no it was a good look in naked 32:24.640 --> 32:29.680 chicks oh yeah we like and i can i i i was like we're sitting like holy crap look at this yeah 32:29.680 --> 32:34.480 my parents were freaking out what is this my mom like what kind of country is it yeah and we're 32:34.480 --> 32:39.920 very very conservative i know i must have been just what maybe that's why i'm such a satisfying 32:39.920 --> 32:48.560 lover now later in life it's all those repressed you don't think so yeah i think you're very very 32:48.560 --> 32:54.240 laid back and there's no laid back yeah you're very laid back and these sort of things you don't 32:54.240 --> 33:00.160 make a problem out of it you know it's not possible it's not possible you're not supposed 33:00.160 --> 33:08.000 you're not supposed well if there's you know if you're very busy in your busy with your work 33:08.000 --> 33:13.120 don't you mean i don't care about it then sometimes you don't care about it i can go for months 33:13.120 --> 33:24.080 without it you care you really care yeah oh yeah 33:24.400 --> 33:28.880 hi item prolific programmer here i'm going to try something new here 33:29.840 --> 33:37.360 previously i've called in my what's Christina calling no i thought Christina 33:37.360 --> 33:42.640 probably yeah i heard something too Christina did you call us okay 33:43.520 --> 33:52.320 not saying sorry back to prolific programmer yeah my my messages and decided tonight to record one 33:52.960 --> 34:00.400 so let me know if this is easy to understand um i went to waste Patricia a happy Valentine's Day 34:00.400 --> 34:09.280 and you and the rest of your family also let her know that we like her on the show and um also 34:09.280 --> 34:18.320 went to the the bit on ui that i was talking about in the previous episode was regarding your request 34:18.320 --> 34:25.760 to have the meal stored on a street or my proposal to put your Gmail on a street um let me 34:25.760 --> 34:32.880 know again through the either the podcast or a comment on my blog or email here's 34:32.880 --> 34:38.240 cheers that's the prolific programmer okay he's uh new friend of the show and i'm working on 34:38.240 --> 34:42.320 i'm trying to get him to um communicate in a way that we can actually understand him yeah 34:42.320 --> 34:46.160 we're getting there well you don't know what's going on of course what do you mean the guys 34:46.160 --> 34:49.920 are fucking genius i know exactly what's going on the guide lives with his head and his keyboard 34:49.920 --> 34:55.440 all day oh that's why yeah i'm absolutely he's he's writing up code and doing all kinds of amazing 34:55.440 --> 34:59.680 things but i think he's one of your biggest fans oh yeah as you could hear yeah 35:01.440 --> 35:08.240 a prolific programmer excellent man all right so what else baby i'm going to a San Francisco on 35:08.240 --> 35:12.640 Sunday yeah i'm gonna go away from you don't say that because all the man will come to i didn't say 35:13.600 --> 35:18.000 which Sunday don't say um all the men will come to it what are you going to do in all the 35:18.000 --> 35:24.320 men show up here at your door sign in my way uh really all of them all of them um i guess 35:26.160 --> 35:32.880 well check them out first yeah a little little scan um i have a new camera for it oh yeah i posted that 35:32.880 --> 35:41.680 on the on the web long it is uh it smells a little bit dim well it's a convertible 35:41.680 --> 35:47.600 it smells tempi maybe somebody has i think it's been in the garage and i do what i have to do 35:47.600 --> 35:53.920 it's it's a bit um uh it smells like a camping site yeah yeah and and wet tent 35:55.760 --> 36:00.560 it is basically it's wet tent it has a tent cover it has a tent cover it was it rained this morning 36:00.560 --> 36:05.760 this is why i don't like convertibles because the roof always gives you problems well it is not 36:05.760 --> 36:11.040 wet on the inside but if you if you feel it on the inside it is wet you know what i mean 36:11.040 --> 36:16.240 it's not wet on my chair it doesn't drip or anything do you want me to fix the garage so you can 36:16.240 --> 36:22.080 put it in the garage would you rather have that because it is kind of a shame yeah but it is kind 36:22.080 --> 36:26.720 of a shame to keep this thing outside i mean i know it's easy and everything but you know the roof 36:26.720 --> 36:32.000 like that it will should have a car port a car port yeah i got to build a car port 36:32.000 --> 36:39.040 you have you ever build a car port that's one that's hence my surprise yeah i didn't say you 36:39.040 --> 36:44.880 have to build no i don't think that's possible but it should have a little thing over it yeah 36:44.880 --> 36:49.680 well you could basically just throw up a shot but actually it dries really fast at the moment 36:49.680 --> 36:56.240 the sun shines or you know the wind blows it's dry but i wonder if if i just can spray it a little 36:56.240 --> 37:01.680 bit so that it's not oh with some kind of water proof stuff they're probably probably want you 37:01.680 --> 37:10.560 to go by the the dealer asking because it you do smell it in the inside like a wet wet dog wet dog 37:10.560 --> 37:18.560 wet dog it's just thing i say wet dog you say wet cat yeah all right darling so i'm i'm a cross 37:19.520 --> 37:24.480 now you say that i'm racing through the neighborhood uh yeah you would call that crossing 37:24.480 --> 37:28.960 you're mode of mode of crossing your way around yeah absolutely it's fantastic yeah it's nice 37:28.960 --> 37:35.040 the turbo is good isn't it's great and when i hear you drive away i can hear but also you know 37:35.040 --> 37:41.200 the thing is that you think you're driving your best you are because i drove behind you well yeah 37:41.200 --> 37:44.960 I drove behind you it accelerates very because the hard ways nothing it's a thinking toy 37:44.960 --> 37:50.480 i was gone before you know and it's like it has like three cylinders and 85 horsepower something 37:50.480 --> 37:56.320 nothing it's like a lawnmower engine but because you don't weigh anything barbie turbo it's a barbie turbo 37:56.320 --> 38:02.400 absolutely yeah it's not pink but it's a barbie turbo and i have to say uh guys i'm looking 38:02.400 --> 38:07.520 now of course they're looking at you yep yeah i noticed that you look fucking sunglasses 38:08.000 --> 38:30.480 uh uh uh uh uh uh uh hey what is that hey hey hey hey hey what the fuck is that and does that 38:30.480 --> 38:36.400 actually work the guys ever get laid by doing this what i thought yeah i mean they wouldn't be 38:36.400 --> 38:39.920 doing if they didn't think it worked i've noticed that a couple of times and i thought why you're 38:39.920 --> 38:46.720 doing that so they do that they they turn up the radio yeah yeah and then you know and then they 38:46.720 --> 38:51.120 they drive by and they look at you like it's new school we should come up with something for women to say 38:51.760 --> 38:56.320 you know it's like so um so maybe if a guy pulls up next you at the stop light and he's going 38:57.200 --> 39:00.720 you know and trying to get your attention maybe you roll down the window yeah but maybe it's a 39:00.800 --> 39:06.880 certain woman that that they want to attract i don't know well but doesn't it attract me 39:06.880 --> 39:10.960 and i'm a music lover well i'd like to know is there any woman out there there's actually 39:10.960 --> 39:16.240 turned on by a guy doing that yeah and it doesn't matter and turning down the window even 39:16.240 --> 39:20.080 well no so i think what you should do if that happens is you should roll down your window 39:20.080 --> 39:23.920 wait for him to roll down his window and turn off the sound and say hey asshole 39:24.640 --> 39:28.080 something like that or maybe like hey when your dick is as big as your sound system once you 39:28.080 --> 39:37.440 give me a call yeah and then peel out oh very nice believe me well what else are you going to 39:37.440 --> 39:44.320 do yeah all you had was hey asshole yeah that's classy all right women if you're actually turned on 39:44.320 --> 39:49.200 by that let me know uh that's very interesting to me and doesn't matter what kind of car he has 39:49.200 --> 39:53.440 is it kind of like saying he because we all know cars or penis extenders now i was thinking actually 39:53.440 --> 39:59.520 Robyn Redford he was sitting in his beautiful open rolls rolls you know when he was still 39:59.520 --> 40:04.080 good looking was actually a couple of years ago that was like 20 years ago and he was still good looking 40:04.080 --> 40:09.680 that he was telling the story and he said uh somebody said did they recognize you and you drive 40:09.680 --> 40:18.480 you in uh in LA and he was rodeo drive he was driving was beautiful with a turtle top down 40:18.640 --> 40:23.840 he was driving people was smiling at him and a couple of guys and girls you know drove 40:23.840 --> 40:31.200 next to him at the top of the line and they said hey Robin Redford and that he thought of us 40:31.200 --> 40:36.480 yeah young guys recognize me so he waved and smiled friendly and they said asshole 40:39.840 --> 40:45.120 I'm going to play one more song for you baby before we shut down the show for today 40:45.120 --> 40:47.120 Laura Lambert 40:48.750 --> 44:36.320 [ Music ] 44:36.320 --> 44:41.320 Am I wrong for feeling what I do? 44:41.320 --> 44:44.320 And now, that's what it is. 44:44.320 --> 44:47.320 Come on black girls. 44:56.320 --> 44:57.320 Do it again. 44:57.320 --> 45:00.320 Am I wrong for love in you? 45:00.320 --> 45:03.320 What the hell was that? 45:03.320 --> 45:05.320 Like set of their life. 45:05.320 --> 45:08.320 What I do! 45:08.320 --> 45:09.320 Yeah, I'm a good girl. 45:09.320 --> 45:11.320 Am I wrong for loving you? 45:11.320 --> 45:12.320 Am I wrong for loving you, baby? 45:12.320 --> 45:13.320 No. 45:13.320 --> 45:14.320 I don't want to be wrong. 45:14.320 --> 45:16.320 I don't want to be right. 45:16.320 --> 45:17.320 I don't want to be right. 45:17.320 --> 45:18.320 I don't want to be right. 45:18.320 --> 45:19.320 As right. 45:19.320 --> 45:21.320 Because it feels so right. 45:21.320 --> 45:22.320 Everyone's how puking. 45:22.320 --> 45:23.320 I feel listening to this. 45:23.320 --> 45:24.320 Yeah. 45:24.320 --> 45:25.320 We really mean it. 45:25.320 --> 45:26.320 I'm sorry. 45:26.320 --> 45:27.320 I hate to say it, but I do. 45:27.320 --> 45:28.320 I really do. 45:28.320 --> 45:29.320 Yeah, it's still there to spark. 45:29.320 --> 45:30.320 Definitely. 45:30.320 --> 45:33.320 And tonight, I'll show you that the spark can make a flame. 45:33.320 --> 45:34.320 God. 45:34.320 --> 45:35.320 Oh, yeah. 45:35.320 --> 45:38.320 Oh, don't let Christina hear this. 45:38.320 --> 45:39.320 She's over like, oh, woo. 45:39.320 --> 45:42.320 Well, she's going out for Valentine's Day with a boy's friend in London. 45:42.320 --> 45:43.320 What are you wearing? 45:43.320 --> 45:44.320 I said, red underwear. 45:44.320 --> 45:45.320 Oh. 45:45.320 --> 45:46.320 Hey. 45:46.320 --> 45:47.320 Oh. 45:47.320 --> 45:48.320 Yeah. 45:48.320 --> 45:49.320 Yeah. 45:49.320 --> 45:50.320 Yeah. 45:50.320 --> 45:51.320 Kids don't understand. 45:51.320 --> 45:53.320 Putting on my red G string. 45:53.320 --> 45:54.320 Yeah. 45:54.320 --> 45:55.320 Uh-huh. 45:55.320 --> 45:56.320 My string. 45:56.320 --> 45:57.320 Yeah. 45:57.320 --> 45:58.320 Show me. 45:59.320 --> 46:00.320 Wait a minute. 46:00.320 --> 46:01.320 Wait a minute. 46:01.320 --> 46:02.320 Oh, okay. 46:02.320 --> 46:03.320 There. 46:03.320 --> 46:04.320 What's that? 46:04.320 --> 46:05.320 Oh, yes. 46:05.320 --> 46:06.320 There it is. 46:06.320 --> 46:07.320 Very nice. 46:07.320 --> 46:08.320 Mm-hmm. 46:08.320 --> 46:09.320 And you have panties on too. 46:09.320 --> 46:10.320 No. 46:10.320 --> 46:11.320 Pandy house. 46:11.320 --> 46:12.320 No. 46:12.320 --> 46:13.320 I was going to say it. 46:13.320 --> 46:14.320 Look like it. 46:14.320 --> 46:15.320 How was that? 46:15.320 --> 46:16.320 Show me. 46:16.320 --> 46:17.320 Open that up again. 46:17.320 --> 46:18.320 No. 46:18.320 --> 46:20.320 There was my toy because it's so dark. 46:20.320 --> 46:21.320 Oh. 46:21.320 --> 46:22.320 Shit, man. 46:22.320 --> 46:23.320 Yeah. 46:23.320 --> 46:24.320 You've got a nice color. 46:24.320 --> 46:25.320 I have a very nice color. 46:25.320 --> 46:26.320 Especially for Valentine. 46:26.320 --> 46:27.320 Oh, yeah. 46:27.320 --> 46:28.320 Nice color. 46:28.320 --> 46:29.320 Okay. 46:29.320 --> 46:30.320 So, um, yeah. 46:30.320 --> 46:31.320 So, I'm going to have to tell San Francisco. 46:31.320 --> 46:34.320 I can't, uh, I can't participate in all the daily meetings. 46:34.320 --> 46:37.320 Because, uh, I've got to, uh, I've got a, I've got a duty. 46:37.320 --> 46:38.320 A big duty. 46:38.320 --> 46:39.320 Yeah. 46:39.320 --> 46:40.320 Yeah. 46:40.320 --> 46:43.320 I can't be up until 11 30 at night doing, uh, need to shit. 46:43.320 --> 46:46.320 And then I gave you a very nice card. 46:46.320 --> 46:47.320 Yes, you did. 46:47.320 --> 46:49.320 It said, let's, let's get dirty tonight. 46:49.320 --> 46:50.320 Let's get bad. 46:50.320 --> 46:52.320 Let's get bad if I said dirty. 46:52.320 --> 46:53.320 Bad. 46:53.320 --> 46:54.320 Uh, I thought dirty. 46:54.320 --> 46:55.320 Let's get bad. 46:55.320 --> 46:56.320 I know you had little devil horns. 46:56.320 --> 46:57.320 Yeah. 46:57.320 --> 46:58.320 Yeah. 46:58.320 --> 46:59.320 With a box of after eight chocolates. 46:59.320 --> 47:00.320 And after. 47:00.320 --> 47:02.320 So, let's get bad after eight. 47:02.320 --> 47:03.320 That's what it was. 47:03.320 --> 47:04.320 It was the mess. 47:04.320 --> 47:05.320 I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 47:05.320 --> 47:06.320 Mm-hmm. 47:06.320 --> 47:07.320 Okay, baby. 47:07.320 --> 47:08.320 Um, right. 47:08.320 --> 47:09.320 Will you come on again soon? 47:09.320 --> 47:11.320 Probably not until I get back from San Francisco. 47:11.320 --> 47:13.320 Because, you know, it's, because tomorrow I'm going to London Friday. 47:13.320 --> 47:15.320 It's going to be fucking hell. 47:15.320 --> 47:16.320 Uh, yeah. 47:16.320 --> 47:17.320 Okay. 47:17.320 --> 47:19.320 But Friday, I can come with you too. 47:19.320 --> 47:20.320 I'm sorry. 47:20.320 --> 47:21.320 You can come. 47:21.320 --> 47:23.320 I have to go to the dentist again. 47:23.320 --> 47:24.320 Yes. 47:24.320 --> 47:25.320 It's the never ending story. 47:26.320 --> 47:27.320 I know. 47:27.320 --> 47:30.320 You've got a car in the driveway and a Ferrari in your mouth. 47:30.320 --> 47:31.320 Yes. 47:31.320 --> 47:32.320 Absolutely. 47:32.320 --> 47:35.320 I can actually, uh, it's a nice car part and a nice car part. 47:35.320 --> 47:37.320 Car part. 47:37.320 --> 47:41.320 It can drive my barbeque to my mouth. 47:41.320 --> 47:42.320 All right. 47:42.320 --> 47:45.320 I think no one needs to know anything else about your mouth. 47:45.320 --> 47:46.320 Cool. 47:46.320 --> 47:47.320 Thanks for coming on the show, huh? 47:47.320 --> 47:48.320 Yeah. 47:48.320 --> 47:51.320 Just mouthing is big enough for the both of us. 47:51.320 --> 47:52.320 You do do do do do. 47:52.320 --> 47:53.320 All right. 47:53.320 --> 47:54.320 I love you, baby. 47:54.320 --> 47:54.820 I love you too. 47:55.820 --> 47:57.820 Another partial podcast. 47:57.820 --> 47:58.820 Stick it in your ear.