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Ladies and gentlemen, I present
Padshal's poet laureate Melvin
P. LeBeth.

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Roses are ready. My sweater is
beige. For your domain name
needs, you should go to this
page. GoDaddy.com.

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Now, there are those among you
who have wronged. There are
those among you who have sinned.

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But remember, the mark of the
beast is 666, and the mark of
the curry is 555. Now set forth
congregation and bum rush the
chart.

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60 million dollars worth of
airplane strapped to my ass.

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Then the next generation radio
content in my ears.

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I like to think I'm flying into
this journey.

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This is D.A.C.55, a podcast of
Adam Curry, who is not scared of
nuclear rockets from Iran.

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Because he is equipped with
internet domain from GoDaddy and
a cup of soldiers coffee.

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Fuck you.

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[ Music ]

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I live alone.

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But courtesy of a TV log who
suggested it to me lifted
culture, we rock, damn, do we
rock.

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And also, thank you, comic strip
blogger, you're intro to today's
triple five or treble

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five, as we would say, and
United Kingdom, treble five
Charlie, that was perfect, man.

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It fit exactly right.

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And it is daily source code,
Delta Sierra Charlie, five,
five, five, everybody, how

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you're doing, coming to you from
the Curry Condo in Northern
California.

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It's, of course, just turned
Thursday, it's 12, 20 a.m.

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So kind of Wednesday night, I'm
so tired, you cannot imagine
tomorrow, I fly home, so

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I arrive Friday, like mid
morning, I'm really hoping, and
I'm just trying to keep

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in the vibe, through better
living through chemistry,
actually, using some caffeine
and

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other things to stay awake, and
then, you know, I'm able to put
myself to sleep very quickly.

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So I'm hoping I'll be able to
sleep on the entire flight home,
I'm really looking forward

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to it.

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But it's been a, it's been a
great stay, and I didn't have a,
well, it was actually

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today was a very good day,
because everyone's kind of tired
near the end of the week,

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a little bit punchy, me in
particular, yeah, then shit
that's irritating you, or you're

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thinking about, you get into
conversations, he did debates,
and I love that stuff.

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That's a big part of the
creative process of company
building to me.

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I had a great time.

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A highlight of the day, I
appeared on cranky geeks with
John C. Dvorak.

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Now, cranky geeks dot com is
where you can find this show.

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It's a very entertaining
program.

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I've been a fan of John Dvorak's
for many years.

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We worked together on an
original pilot for Cnet back in
the day when it was purely meant

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for television.

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Actually, it was going to be an
interactive television channel.

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That's a story for a whole
another day.

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I've been looking forward to
seeing him again.

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He was quite gracious as a host.

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He invited me to go out to lunch
after the show, and I made a
really, really stupid

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mistake.

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Like a real rookie mistake, I
was severely injured due to my
loss of porn today, and let

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me explain to you.

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I've been waiting for the, what
do they call it?

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The navigation kit for the Nokia
and 800 Internet tablet.

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Now this is not even for sale in
the stage yet.

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And, you know, this is, in fact,
the holder that comes with the
kit, I believe, is a prototype

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holder.

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And I've been waiting for this
thing because it got stuck at
customs, and, you know, then

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I got the developer device,
we're going to have to give her
a name, by the way.

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The N800 who's going to spread
her ports wide open for
developers to come in and
violate

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her file system, let's think of
a name for the N800 that would
be pretty cool.

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So, you know, I want the nav kit
on there as well, otherwise it
makes no sense what are

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the developers working on if
they can't develop with the
real, the real deal, right?

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All the stuff that's in there
and functioning.

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And so I get a box and I like,
it's a box from Finland, you
know, and this is before I

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go to cranky geek.

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So it's like quarter, twelve,
and to be there, twelve, ten,
it's just five blocks away,

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so not that bad by car.

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Drove Trinity, by the way, Rosie
drove me, showfird me, uh, in
Trinity up to, uh, up to the

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swankies, if Davis offices, now
it's pretty cool, and I'll
arrive in style.

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So I grabbed the box and like,
at least I give me some of those
box with, because, of course,

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you know, the fins, man, they
seem to have blow towards to
open up this packaging, and

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that's to postal packaging.

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She gives me one of these brand
new, um, titanium scissors,
which I only know this because,

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um, I found out exactly how
effective they are.

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I sliced open my, uh, my middle
finger on my left hand.

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I mean, like, really, like, and
it, I could feel the blade just
gliding through the flash

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because it was such a brand new
pair of scissors, and I want,
uh, uh, and, you know,

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blood is just like spouting out,
literally, and luckily Carolina,
who, uh, sits a reception

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for us, doesn't mean she's
actually a receptionist, uh, she
immediately, you know, she's
like,

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oh, I love blood. Come on. Let
me help you. I got plenty of it
for you, baby.

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Uh, so, uh, so the good news is
it wasn't indeed the world kit
that came in. It's

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very happy about that. Um, the
blood is, uh, the box is now
somewhat blood stained, uh, and
I

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have a huge bandaid on my middle
finger, which I'm happy to show
anybody except that kind of

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breaks them out when I stick it
up, the middle finger that is.
Um, yeah, I'll start with that

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and cranky geeks, and, uh, well,
so we do, uh, I had dinner with
Ron and, uh, his lovely wife,

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Marta, and I was nice for
something done that in a couple
of trips. So, uh, life is good.

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It certainly is. Got some, uh, I
think some more good news. I
actually, I have an abundance of

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stuff that I need to get to.
There's so many different promos
and things that I want to play

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this stuff left over from
yesterday show. Um, but of
course, it being Thursday. Well,
you know,

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we, we shovel up all the food,
the, all the food bar onto
Fridays. So when it comes to
Thursdays,

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it's gotta be my girlfriend, the
one who keeps my ass in shape
nice and tight for the 42 years
that I

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am, her name is Amy Mack. It's
time to ask her size, everybody.
Hey, Amy. Hey, Adam,

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Amy Mack. Hey, baby. Oh, I
missed you so much, Amy. I
missed you. Well, since you can
best

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to a fatness attack the other
day, I'm going to play it for
you. Oh, we're going to work it
off

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today. Uh, Mr. Amy, are you
going to make me work it on down
on the floor, so adjust whatever

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you need to. Hey, hold on on the
floor, like this, Mr. Amy. Good.
These are called mountain
climbers,

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and you've probably done them
before. Hmm. I've done lots of
things before. Get in a push-up
position.

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So hands are your shoulders and
you're up on your tiptoes. Oh,
okay. Like this.

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Now you're going to place your
left foot up for your chest
while keeping your hands in the
same place.

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Oh, please. This puts you in a
deep launch. Yeah. And then
switch those legs. Okay. Yeah.

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I'm good at this. It's my fancy
experience. Quickly. Yeah. Oh,
yeah, run. The goal is to move
fast and do as many

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steps as you can. Ready? Oh, I'm
going to do one of them. Okay.
Oh, yes. I can do it.

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Do you do a certain number of
them? You're going to do as many
in 30 seconds as possible?

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I'm going. I'm going. Oh, hey,
me. Keep breathing. Thank you
for reminding me.

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10 seconds down. 20 to go. Okay.
I'm going, baby. I'm going as
fast as I can. Do those

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areas melt away. Oh, yes. It's
melting. It's melting. Amy's
melting. All right. 10 seconds.
Oh.

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Really keep those legs under
you. Oh, Amy. It's happening to
me. Great job. Now we

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need to get that button top
shape for the answer to my
video. I mean, I'm thinking
people will get tired

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of staring at my butt. So we'll
bring you in for I can. You
better go find your speedo. We
got to get this

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thing go. Amy, I love you. Next
time. Bye, bye, baby. Oh, I love
you. I love you. You know I do.
Are you

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kidding me? You will, I mean,
since we're talking about it,
Amy's ass is amazing. It's
triple A. It's

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just like that. It's a
triumphant. When is that
exercise video show coming out
anyway? Come on.

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Let's get out of it already.
Chris Mack. It's a working boy.

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Okay. Hey, you know, James
called in from London. And we've
been talking about

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network names and what kind of
what is your network name and
and open and unlocked. I'm
talking

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about wireless networks. Why if
I open and and locked up
networks and, you know, just the
abundance

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of wireless in our world. And
you know, how I like to keep my
network completely open so that
anyone

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can, you know, use it if they
need to because hey, you know,
so if I need a network, I'll use
someone

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else's. Of course, I can't find
any more open networks here. And
I'm on the 24th floor of the

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condo and everything's locked up
and closed up and James calls
in. James regular color of the
show.

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And he, he, I think he has just
a wonderful idea, a really,
really wonderful idea that I
believe

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could become a culture, culture
in the world of sharing your
sharing your pipes,

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your tubes, tying your tubes
with your buddies. Listen to
this.

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Yeah, James sorted. Yeah, I
think it's a beautiful idea.
It's very simplistic. You know,
there's a lot of

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open source firmware and stuff
that you can load onto your
wireless access points,

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Belkin and others and what what
dealing and all that stuff. And,
and lots of cool stuff,

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actually, a whole systems where
you can leave your access point
open and then when someone
connects

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to it, you'll first get to come
to a webpage. Very much like
team mobile does it or a hotel

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wireless system. And then from
there, you can request access.
But that requires real work and

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crazy as work. You know, then I
just, you know, it's geeks who
are going to do that stuff. But
the idea

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of changing your network name to
your email address is eloquent
and simple and very nice. And I

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think if I saw a wireless access
point that had someone's email
address in it, I believe I'd

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probably email them and say,
hey, dude, can I use your your
access point once in a while? I
really

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think I would. It's a it's a
simple yet very nice idea. Thank
you James,

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much appreciate. Adam, Alan,
Britain, Basel here, long time
listener. I was listening to the

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five, five, two, Charlie today
and a couple of things occurred
to me. First of all, the piece
of

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music that was kind of
classical. I think that was when
you were having some interesting
girls with

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cellos. I was talking about
another track from Adam's first
gen iPod. Yeah, man, I love
chicks

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who play cellos, chicks and
cellos. It's it's it's Alt it's
porn. A lot of things are porn.

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Opening that Nokia box was what
that's what the porn that I was
referring to. These are nice

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when you open up a box with new
gear inside. I have to say Apple
boxes smell the nicest.

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It really do. Anyway, back to
the other porn. I remember
correctly from a long, long time
ago.

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Anyway, moving on this whole
thing with your first gen iPod
made me wonder, I remember when
you

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went to pot-safe music and you
were, well, terrified, it's
probably stretching a little
bit,

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but you were pretty worried
about the authorities coming and
so in you for all that don't

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license music you were playing.
I just wondered what's changed.
Why have you suddenly decided
that

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it's okay and that fear should
now go away. I just wonder
whether there's something
happening in the

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background who knows. If you're
going to bring back some
non-pot-safe music, I think you
should

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bring back young palettes
head-test. That was one of the
big parts of the DSC that I
think a lot of

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people would miss. Anyway, one
other subject, you were talking
about the guys comments about
the

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Trinity thing and the green
connotations. Well, I kind of
agree with some of what he's
saying.

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Your take phrase goes, save the
world, win valuable prizes,
saving the world could be

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construed as being green.
Anyway, there you go. Just my
inputs, keep up the work of the
DSC.

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It's great listen to every
morning on the way into work and
of course folder.

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Holder, of course. Hi, man,
thanks. So that's, I played that
because basically we've answered
all

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those questions or the topics
that have been pretty much
discussed. So if you're new to
this show,

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and you didn't know what that
was about, you know anything,
but they're all resolved. Okay,

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it's all taken care of. Speaking
of hot chicks with cellos, or
stand-up bases, as it were.

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Remember these girls? Busiveous
bitties. This is Amanda Monaco,

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guitarist for the Lasivia's
Bitties and Bittie cast. In
January 2005, I was diagnosed
with multiple

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sclerosis, an unpredictable
inflammatory disease of the
central nervous system.

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Please join the Lasivia's
Bitties and our team, Team
Bittie. On Sunday, April 22nd,
2007

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at New York City, South Street,
Seaport for the MS Walk, New
York City, 2007.

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Go to bittiesmusic.com to join
our team for the walk, or make a
donation through Team Bittie.

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Last year, we raised over
$23,000 for MS research, and
this year, our goal is $50,000.

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Any donation, smaller large, is
a big help in our fight. Last
year, there were many small
donations

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from great people like you, and
those small donations add up and
they make a huge difference.

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Thankfully, I've been doing well
and living my life as I always
have, but not everyone is as
lucky as I am.

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MS continues to strike people in
the prime of their lives, and
its effects can be devastating.

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Visit bittiesmusic.com to walk
with us, or to make a donation
to help stop this disease and

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find a cure. Thanks. See you at
the walk.

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Oh yeah, I love those girls.

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Hey, is it wrong that if I told
you that I've had sexual dreams
about Amanda Monaco?

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Actually, I think I've had
fantasies about all of the
bitties. Go to the side. You
just see what I mean.

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I presume CC's walk at a long
this year. It's fantastic. I get
20 more than $23,000.

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And what kills me is I was just
listening to that promo.

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MS has been in my lifetime, has
been there throughout my entire
lifetime.

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You know, we've solved a lot of
things. We've had all diseases
come and go.

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And we haven't figured this one
out. We really should do this.
This makes absolutely no sense.

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So please participate,
contribute, as you can. It would
be much appreciated.

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And I'm sure Amanda Monaco will
let you two have fantasies about
her.

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Oh, yes, of course. I got
feedback from our superstar
actor here in San Francisco.

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As I was so excited about Eric
Bergen's performance in Jersey
Boys here in San Francisco.

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And he sent in a lengthy
comment, but it's as always
entertaining funny and
informative. So let's

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listen to what he has to say.
Hey, Adam, it's Eric Bergen from
the cast of Jersey Boys.

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First off, thank you for
Wednesday's show. It was so
fantastic to hear you talk about
the show

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and such a positive way. I'm so,
so glad you enjoyed it. I knew
you would, but I was a little

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worried when Tuesday night we
didn't exactly get the response
out of the audience because it
was a

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little bit older of an audience
that we normally do. Usually
it's like a rock concert at this
show.

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People just screaming and it was
a little bit more reserved
Tuesday night. So I am really
glad

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you enjoyed it and that you
totally got the show and you
absolutely understood it and
that you identified

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with it. It meant a lot to me
and the cast was very excited to
hear that you were in the
audience.

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I had to say in a personal note,
this whole no one second. As you
know, I didn't go back stage.

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When it was hot chicks were they
excited about me being there as
well. I do think a follow-up

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is warranted in this case,
because that was a good look in
girls in the, in the cast.

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Whole thing has come full
circle. It's absolutely
hilarious. You know, back in 04,
when I first

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got into podcasting, I, you
know, you would a first show I
listened to. And it was really
the

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reason why I got into
podcasting. And now two years
later, you're doing almost a
whole show about

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me in Jersey Boys. It's
absolutely unreal. So first of
all, thank you so much for
coming and

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and really glad you enjoyed the
show. The second thing is, I
just wanted to make some

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some clarifications to some of
the things that you were saying
about the show. You are
absolutely

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correct. There is a broader
production and there is a San
Francisco production. Both the
exact

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same show, two different casts.
There is not currently a Vegas
production like you had said,

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but it is in the works. It
should be happening soon. There
should be details of coming out
about

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the Vegas production sometime in
the coming months. The schedule
for, for my cast is this,

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we're playing San Francisco, the
current theater until the middle
of May. I'm sorry to the middle

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of April. I should clarify.
What's happening from mid-April
to mid-May? I'm not quite sure
yet.

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Starting in mid-May, we are
going to be playing the almonds
in theater in Los Angeles. And

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that's going to take us through
the entire summer. After that,
we're not sure what's happening.

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Or should I say, we are sure
what's happening. We're just not
allowed to say it yet. A third

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production of Jersey Boys will
be opening up in Chicago this
fall. You can check out all the

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information about the two
touring casts at
jerseyboystor.com. For
information on the Broadway
cast,

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you can check out
jerseyboysBroadway.com. There
also isn't announcement coming
about coming out soon

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about my cast of Jersey Boys. We
have a upcoming big appearance
that Adam, I know I've told you
about,

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but don't say anything. I'll let
you know when you can say
something and you can tell to
all your

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viewers because it is going to
be a blast. It's very exciting
for all of us. The other thing I
wanted

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to mention is the person playing
Frankie Valley that you saw was
not actually Christopher Kale
Jones,

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like you had said. The person
you saw was Jared Specter. We
have an alternate actor who
plays Frankie

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Valley on Tuesday nights and
Wednesday, Matt Nays because the
role of Frankie Valley is so
hard,

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we give our normal guy a couple
more days off than everyone
else. Damn him. But it's just
because

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he has to sing 27 songs back to
back all in his fall setto and
it's really just a bit of a
role.

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So we need to give our Frankie
some relaxation time. So yeah,
that's pretty much it. And
again,

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thank you so much for coming.
I'm so glad you enjoyed it. You
can check out more information

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on me at Eric, ERICH, Bergen,
B-E-R-G-E-N dot com and check
out my podcast, greenroomradio
dot com.

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And I know Adam you told him to
go fuck podcasting, but I still
like it way too much.

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Oh and last before you get to
that, let me just say a couple
things because we're about to
say

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goodbye to our serious satellite
listeners. Dude, you should be
in the Broadway production.

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I think you've got what it
takes. Several other members of
the cast that I saw as well, I
would have

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to say. In addition to that, if
that wasn't the normal guy, holy
crap, that's your backup guy.

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He was good. And I really also
like the casting of this, just
in general, the way you guys
look.

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And it was fantastic. Again, my
recommendation to go see the
show.

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A serious satellite radio
listeners, thank you for
sticking with me. I'll talk to
you tomorrow with

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who are Friday. Let's hear the
last bit here from America,
because it's a personal message.

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You know, I should just say, I
just talked to my mother and
she's also a huge fan of your
show.

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And she was so excited to hear,
you know, she literally screamed
on the phone,

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which she heard you talk about,
Jersey was. She's a podcaster
herself in a damn good one at
that.

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In fact, tomorrow, she is
celebrating one year of
podcasting. Her podcast is
called craftcast.

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It's at craftcast.com. That's
craftcast.com. It's for anyone
who's interested in crafting,

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decopaging, knitting, sewing,
you name it, whatever. It's a
fantastic podcast if you're
domestic,

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like my mother. And it's you
hot. Happy birthday, mom. You
know, one year of podcasting.

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Okay, Adam, that's about it for
me. I have to go do two shows
today. Good Lord.

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That was not just in. Oh, and
one more thing. Oh, Eric Bogen.
Yeah, scruncher. Oh, wow.

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It's surprising. Uh-huh. Hmm.
Okay. This changes my view a bit
on the scrunchers.

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Hey, Eric Mac, good luck. Good
luck to you. And thanks for the
invite for coffee, but

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it's just no fucking way. I
just, I can't swing it. I'll be
back probably in about three
weeks.

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Going to do a New York trip and
then come back. I'm also going
to a North Carolina

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for a, and that's on the, was it
the 9th, I think, or the 10th,
or the 11th, I don't know what

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date is. I have a special cameo
in what will be the, the next
episode of Port City, P.D.

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So I'm quite flattered by that.
I'm looking forward to going to
North Carolina.

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I'll, I have no idea how much
time I'm going to have while I'm
there. I have no idea. I haven't
seen

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a script. Maybe we don't have a
script. Maybe I'm just getting
killed. You know, I have no
idea.

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But if there is time, and maybe
we can, you know, I'm sure
there's people in North
Carolina,

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we can hang out with Sandra
naked pictures. Let me see.
There's a couple more things
here.

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You know, really stuff that I
wanted to, I wanted to play
during the sound light window.

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I'm sorry. I was disgusting.
Okay. I'll save all this for
tomorrow. It's kind of good. You
know,

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it don't send me anything unless
it's food bar specific stuff.
Because I've got enough

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promos. Don't send anything for
tomorrow. Well, it doesn't
matter. It's okay. Send me
whatever you want.

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It's just do whatever you want.
Okay. Let's, uh, let's do this.
I heard I, I, I,

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it's not much more left than me.
Uh, sorry. It's time to, uh,
hold on. I know idea what that
was.

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But that, of course, is my, uh,
is my first gen iPod. It's time
for another track from Adam's

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first gen iPod. As you know,
I've got this iPod. I've had it
since 2004. I haven't said,

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I started working on this thing
that turned out to be
podcasting. There's all kinds of
stuff on it.

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There's everything from
audiobooks to production
elements to podcasts to some of
my favorite songs

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from the 70s because on this
first iPod, this is where I put
all the stuff that I collected
on

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Napster when it was still a
thriving system. So, uh, without
further ado, let me grab the
first

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gen iPod and hit play. It's
completely at random. Oh, wow.
It's going to be too long to
play in the

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whole show. But it's, it's a,
it's a George Carlin live on
HBO. Wow. That's the surprise.
No music at all.

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Let's listen to the genius, the
master. I bought this off
audible.com. I remember that
much.

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Okay. Maybe just listen to, uh,
opening piece then, okay?

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Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Thank you. Thank you. So,

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let me ask you something. Let me
ask you. How's everybody doing
tonight? Hi.

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Good. Well, fuck you. Just
trying to make you feel at home.

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Listen, I've been out here all
this time, and I haven't been
complaining about anything yet.
So,

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I think it's time to go into the
complaint department. This is
just a series of things that are

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pissing me off. Okay. Let's
just, let's just listen to this
one together. Okay?

29:33.880 --> 29:39.400
Please, that are pissing me off.
Because I don't remember
Thursdays. I have major
psychotic fucking

29:39.400 --> 29:47.160
hatreds, okay? And it makes the
world a lot easier to sort out.
First thing on my list tonight,

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airport security tired of this
shit. There's too much of it.
There's too much security at the
airport.

29:53.560 --> 29:57.880
I'm tired of some guy with a
double digit IQ and a triple
digit income,

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rooting around inside of my bag
for no reason and never finding
anything.

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Haven't found anything yet.
Haven't found one bomb in one
bag. And don't tell me,

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well, the terrorists know their
bags are going to be searched,
so now they're leaving their

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bond at home. There are no
bombs. The whole thing is
fucking pointless.

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It's completely without logic.
There's no logic at all. They'll
take away a gun but let you

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keep a knife. Well, what the
fuck is that? In fact, there's a
whole list of lethal objects
they

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will allow you to take on board.
Theoretically, you can take a
knife, a knife, a nice pick, a
hatchet,

30:35.000 --> 30:37.640
a straight razor, a pair of
scissors. Oh, this is so early.
Oh, this is so early.

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Knitting needles and a broken
whiskey bottle. And the only
thing they're going to say to
you is

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that bag has to fit all the way
under the seat in front of you.
That is kind of interesting,
though.

30:47.720 --> 30:51.320
I'll, I'm going to play a little
bit more of this. And actually,
I know that I've played this

30:51.400 --> 30:57.320
on one of the early early early
daily source codes. The title of
the, the specialist, you're all

30:57.320 --> 31:06.840
diseased. But clearly, this was
a pre 9-11. Oh, kind of
interesting, though, isn't it?

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Of course, airport security
still didn't work. He was right
about that.

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If you wouldn't take a weapon on
board, relax. After you've been
flying for about an hour,

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they're going to bring you a
knife and fork. They actually
give you a fucking knife.

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It's only a table knife, but you
could kill a pilot with a table
knife.

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Might take you a couple of
minutes, you know, especially if
he's hefty, huh?

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Yeah, but you could get the job
done. You really want the killer
prick.

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Shit, there's a lot of things
you could use to kill a guy
with. You could probably beat a

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guy to death with a Sunday New
York Times, couldn't you? Or
suppose you just had really big
hands.

31:52.920 --> 31:56.760
Couldn't you a straangle of
flight attendant? Shit, you
could probably straangle two of
them one

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with each hand. You know, if you
were lucky enough to catch him
in that little kitchen area,

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before they give out the fucking
peanuts, you know? But you can
get the job done if you're
really

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cared enough. So why isn't they
allow a man with big, powerful
hands to get on board an
airplane?

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I'll tell you why. They know
he's not a security risk because
he's already answered the three

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big questions. Question number
one, did you pack your bags
yourself?

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No, carrot top pack my bags.

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He and Martha Stewart and
Florence Henderson came over to
the house last night.

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Fixed me a lovely lobster new
bird gave me a full body massage
with sacred oils from India

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performed a four way around the
world and then they packed my
bags. Next question.

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All right, that was a little bit
from Adam's first gen iPod.

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And since there was no music on
that track, I'll play some for
the young man.

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That's a world of lamb ribs.

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[ Music ]

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Too bad about the fade out

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Great song, but why doesn't have
to fade out?

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End it

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Okay, that'll do it for today's
show

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Links for the songs you heard

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And other stuff in the show
notes

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DailySourcecode.com

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Send me an email

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Adam at podshow.com

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And I think

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By the time I get home

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I'll be able to switch over the
curry.com

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Domain as well to

37:47.380 --> 37:49.380
Or at least the email portion of
it

37:49.380 --> 37:51.380
To the new

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Super Uber Google office

37:53.380 --> 37:55.380
Hey, thanks for listening

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Take care yourself, bye-bye

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