WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:05.000 This podcast is brought to you by Poncho and GoDaddy. 00:05.000 --> 00:09.000 This show will give you a special code to get great discounts on GoDaddy.com. 00:09.000 --> 00:11.000 Got something to say? 00:11.000 --> 00:14.000 Blog it with your free quick blog from GoDaddy. 00:18.750 --> 00:46.250 [ Music ] 00:30.000 --> 00:57.000 I don't know exactly what to say, I hope you find a way to come out of the closet. 00:57.000 --> 01:02.000 I want you to wait a second, I didn't sound right. 01:02.000 --> 01:07.000 I hope you find a way to escape from Mark. 01:07.000 --> 01:10.000 Hey, you've got to believe this. 01:10.000 --> 01:13.000 I had nothing to do with all of this. 01:13.000 --> 01:16.000 There's no way I would turn on my own boss. 01:16.000 --> 01:18.000 No way, believe me. 01:18.000 --> 01:22.000 If there was some way, anyway, I could help you get out of the closet. 01:22.000 --> 01:24.000 I would do it. 01:25.000 --> 01:27.000 I'll keep listening. 01:27.000 --> 01:30.000 Call me when you're ready to come out of the closet. 01:33.000 --> 01:35.000 I love you. 01:35.000 --> 01:37.000 Big, here's the bag. 01:37.000 --> 01:42.000 Even if your phone's my bag. 01:42.000 --> 01:50.000 I had a, this is your favorite purple dinosaur stopping by to tell you that I want to put my fist in your ass. 01:50.000 --> 01:58.000 I'm going to be in the Bay Area next week, and I was hoping to binge you over a table and pump you harder than a Mexican oil. 01:58.000 --> 02:00.000 Got it, good day! 02:00.000 --> 02:03.000 Let's sing another song, shall we? 02:03.000 --> 02:06.000 Adams, ass feels real tight. 02:06.000 --> 02:09.000 I could bang him day and night. 02:09.000 --> 02:13.000 Well, Adam Gurney, thanks for spending time with me. 02:13.000 --> 02:17.000 Maybe next time you can come over some afternoon for cake and crumpets. 02:17.000 --> 02:21.000 And I can tea bag you with my big purple coin purse. 02:21.000 --> 02:22.000 Ooh, good day, good day. 02:22.000 --> 02:24.000 That would be great. 02:24.000 --> 02:25.000 Bye-bye. 02:25.000 --> 02:27.000 See you later. 02:27.000 --> 02:28.000 Oh yeah. 02:34.000 --> 02:39.000 You're listening to the daily source code with Mark Yoshimoto Nenkov. 02:47.000 --> 02:53.000 DSC, 5-8-3. 02:56.250 --> 05:43.000 [ Music ] 05:43.000 --> 06:13.000 Don't let go. 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Oh my god Paul. 08:30.200 --> 08:31.900 Nah, actually I can't take that person. 08:32.520 --> 08:36.300 You think his rig came preset with that? 08:37.380 --> 08:39.200 He's after factory setting. 08:39.200 --> 08:45.200 It could be. Oh my god. Hold on. Wow. Wait a second. You see. Oh 08:47.400 --> 08:51.280 What if you say it in Spanish like what what happens if you say it in Spanish? 08:52.560 --> 08:54.720 Let's see. Oh radio del 08:55.760 --> 09:03.840 Oh shit. Oh my god. It's multi-lingual. Wow. Oh my god. I can't you what maybe I'll try to say fast. You see a really 09:04.480 --> 09:10.560 See? That's amazing. Wow. It's amazing. You cannot say you 09:11.600 --> 09:21.040 Show on the daily source code. Oh my god. Hold on. I need to get one of them. Exactly. Oh my god. Hold on. Wait a second. 09:21.040 --> 09:24.480 You know what? That's just got to be a setting in here. Wait a second. What time? 09:24.480 --> 09:29.280 It's probably a switch. Yeah. Let's see. Hold on. Check over there by the switch for the disco wall. 09:29.600 --> 09:36.480 Yeah. Wait. Here's the voice masculinizer that he's got set. Okay. Hold on. 09:36.480 --> 09:42.080 Uh blah blah blah. Wait. Here we go. Try this. Yes. You see rates on the 09:42.080 --> 09:51.120 s**t altar. So let me click on that. Okay. Now if I say it, right? Good. You see rate. 09:51.120 --> 09:58.880 Jersey turned that Jersey. Jersey turned. Oh my goodness. Thank you. Look at her Bible. 09:59.600 --> 10:05.360 It is so huge. She looks like one of those police guys. Girlfriends. 10:06.560 --> 10:12.160 But I want to stand those police guys anyway. They only talk to her because it looks like 10:12.160 --> 10:20.960 Mother Teresa. Okay. I mean look at it. It's huge. It's gross. She looks so 10:22.080 --> 10:28.160 right since. I like big bubbles and I cannot lie. You pretty 10:29.040 --> 10:34.160 Now that when a girl walks in with a KJB and a bookmark in Proverbs, you get to stokes. 10:34.160 --> 11:05.840 [ Music ] 11:05.840 --> 11:10.880 pocket size. That's the average Christian to take a look. She got a pack much book. It's so 11:10.880 --> 11:16.560 fellas. Yeah, fellas. Yeah. The girlfriends got the book. Oh yeah. Well read it. Read it. Read it. Read it. 11:16.560 --> 11:20.560 Read that holy book. Baby, I'm in. I feel the ribbon mark. 11:20.560 --> 11:34.240 Baby, I'm in. I'm in. So that was a clip from Baby God book. Which is something that we 11:34.240 --> 11:43.680 found on Christian YouTube clone. God tube. Thank God for God too. There's a God tube. 11:43.840 --> 11:51.760 God tube. It is. It is. It's the Christian YouTube. And first of all, Mike, I got to say, 11:51.760 --> 11:59.200 I'm not sure I want my God from a tube. Well, I anger God if I squeeze it from the top and not the 11:59.200 --> 12:04.160 bottom. I mean, I don't. I think it's probably not possible to squeeze it from the top of the bottom. 12:04.160 --> 12:10.080 I force you to squeeze it from the middle. Yeah. Because I want to make sure I get every last drop 12:10.240 --> 12:18.400 of God out of the God tube. It doesn't come with an easy applicator stick. I don't know. 12:19.120 --> 12:25.360 I mean, is it for painful, uh, itching and swelling? I see. I don't understand. I mean, I guess, 12:25.360 --> 12:31.920 okay, I do understand. I mean, I do. Well, YouTube is such a phenomenon, right? Yes. But there is so 12:31.920 --> 12:40.640 much, a quote, sinful content. You have sinned on YouTube by posting those videos of you 12:40.640 --> 12:48.640 rupturing a testicle. I mean, that's it. Yeah, I just don't see a reason to watch video on the internet 12:48.640 --> 12:54.640 if there isn't the possibility of boobs being enrolled. I think there are a lot of boobs involved. 12:54.640 --> 12:59.040 Yeah, that's true. It's a different type. Yeah, I mean, that's very true. Well, here, here's, 12:59.200 --> 13:07.040 here's a perfect example of one of the boobs that you'll see here on God tube. Hi, Charlie again. 13:07.920 --> 13:13.840 This week, we want to deal with definitions of terms. So, of course, the first thing to start out with, 13:13.840 --> 13:21.360 if we're trying to deal with a subject scientifically, is define that word science. Science is not 13:21.360 --> 13:25.520 science because somebody that wears a lab coat who's called himself a scientist does it, 13:25.680 --> 13:32.640 but it's because it is sensible. Meaning you can feel it with your five senses is repeatable 13:32.640 --> 13:38.640 and it is only in the present. If we take something in the present that we can really look at, 13:38.640 --> 13:44.960 take a woodpecker for instance, a very interesting bird. If you try to think about how could it 13:44.960 --> 13:52.560 woodpecker evolve, slowly change from a different kind of a bird into a woodpecker, 13:53.440 --> 13:58.880 you kind of stuck with a few problems. First, let's just look at how possibly a woodpecker could evolve. 13:59.440 --> 14:06.960 His bird flying along one day and he sees a bug land on a tree. And so he decides to climb in, 14:06.960 --> 14:11.520 you see the bug climbing into the tree and he says, oh, hey, man, there's dinner. He likes that 14:11.520 --> 14:17.360 particular kind of bug. So he runs up there, bangs his head, his beak into the tree. And of course, 14:17.360 --> 14:24.960 drives his beak straight back into his brain. So that was a little audio clip from a video on 14:24.960 --> 14:32.000 God Tube called argument against evolution. And the guy has like oscilloscopes on the table to make 14:32.000 --> 14:37.200 you think he's some kind of like scientist or even educated. And you know, they don't even, 14:37.200 --> 14:41.520 here's the thing, they don't even pan down during the whole clip to show if he even has shoes. 14:41.600 --> 14:49.280 So I don't know. The subtitle chatting with Charlie chatting with Charlie about evolution. 14:49.280 --> 14:58.320 I mean, here's the thing. It's like, you know, he's talking about his first, and within the first 14:58.320 --> 15:04.960 30 seconds, right? He says that science, science, true science is really only what you can see in 15:04.960 --> 15:12.000 the present. Okay, here's here, quote, a scientist, Charlie the scientist talking about how, 15:12.000 --> 15:19.280 you know, I guess you can only prove what's in the present, right? So like the Charlie the scientist. 15:19.280 --> 15:25.440 Yeah, Charlie the scientist. Charlie the Christian scientist says, you know, but if you can only prove 15:25.440 --> 15:31.600 what's in the present, if we can only grasp and understand that, which is in the present, 15:31.840 --> 15:35.680 then what the fuck are we supposed to make out of stories? There's supposedly happened 2,000 15:35.680 --> 15:41.040 years ago. I mean, come on Charlie. That's a good point. I mean, you know, here's the thing. 15:41.040 --> 15:49.520 I just look, I think it's fine that they, you know, Christians, evangelical Christians want to 15:49.520 --> 15:57.600 find some sort of outlets to put their crazy, you know, videos, they're on the web. 15:57.760 --> 16:03.920 There's a hierarchy idea. There's a hierarchy idea. There's a great one actually I saw on 16:03.920 --> 16:09.520 YouTube. It's actually it was done by a church minister. It was back in the like the 80s because 16:09.520 --> 16:16.560 it was apparently shot on video. And it was, if you're a Christian clown, how how to act when you 16:16.560 --> 16:25.040 visit a nursing home? Are you serious? Oh, it's amazing. It's absolutely amazing. It's, and they 16:25.040 --> 16:31.600 show these clowns and they go this nursing home and how like, you know, um, you know, away from a 16:31.600 --> 16:35.760 far because some people are afraid of clowns and then they show these old people, you know, who are 16:35.760 --> 16:40.400 acting like that they are going like, you know, in terror of these Christian clowns, you know, 16:40.400 --> 16:46.640 and it's always like spreading the faith through clowning in nursing homes. I haven't been doing 16:46.640 --> 16:53.280 that for thousands of years. But the thing is that was put up as a joke on YouTube, right? 16:54.000 --> 17:00.640 So you've got, you've got baby got book on God tube, right? Which, you know, you see, 17:00.640 --> 17:06.320 you see the guy who's doing, I'm going to put links to these. I, you have to. No pun intended 17:06.320 --> 17:11.840 swear to God. I got, I'm putting links to these in the show notes. You know, the guy, the, the MC, 17:11.840 --> 17:18.400 the pastor, whatever, youth pastor, youth minister. He's like trying to be like a rapper and he's 17:18.400 --> 17:28.960 got this giant gold thing with his initials on it. You know, around his neck, like, like he's 17:28.960 --> 17:34.400 trying to be like some street dude or something like that. Hey, you know, street for Jesus. Yeah, 17:34.400 --> 17:37.920 the thing I loved about the chatting with Charlie is that he goes through that whole explanation 17:37.920 --> 17:43.200 about the woodpecker. Yeah. And first of all, his facts are wrong. He said they can pick 400 times 17:43.200 --> 17:49.680 a second. That's way off. But he basically proves create our evolution. He talks about, 17:49.680 --> 17:54.000 he talks about how the beak is developed to do a specific thing and the tongue does something 17:54.000 --> 18:00.480 specific and the saliva works together with the tongue and how it's, he's, he makes the argument 18:00.480 --> 18:06.240 for evolution. I love it. And I've watched a couple of his other videos. He does the exact same thing. 18:06.800 --> 18:12.080 You know, just pick an animal and he's, he has argued against the evolution of that animal 18:12.160 --> 18:20.560 while proving it. I love, I love, I love scientists Charlie. Oh my God. That's amazing. 18:20.560 --> 18:27.200 It is amazing. And look, I have no problem with anybody's faith. Here's the thing. What I love 18:27.200 --> 18:32.320 is, you know, his whole big thing is he's going to disprove evolution because, you know, God forbid, 18:32.320 --> 18:37.280 you believe in evolution or evolving or that man came from apes or that there were dinosaurs 18:37.360 --> 18:42.640 who roam the earth 50 million years ago. You know, see, what I love is that one of the 18:42.640 --> 18:48.720 main tenants of every single religion, right? Of course, is tolerance. You know, even true Islam 18:48.720 --> 18:56.160 preaches tolerance. Right. But most people, most people take that as tolerance of anyone who believes 18:56.160 --> 19:02.960 exactly what they do and nothing else. How glad you pointed that out. Yeah. I love that. I love that. 19:02.960 --> 19:07.600 You know, and so instead of, you know, basically it's just, it should redefine and say, I'm 19:07.600 --> 19:13.120 tolerant of me. Yes. Anybody who is not me, I just don't have time for you. Then you must die. 19:14.320 --> 19:24.640 You must die flaming ball of of hate. So that's, I mean, in Los Angeles, right? We have a 19:24.640 --> 19:31.280 Jewish sponsored museum of tolerance, which, which, you know, in right there in West LA, right 19:31.440 --> 19:38.160 on Pico, which I tried to go to once, but I got into a fight in the parking lot. I make it there. 19:39.200 --> 19:47.120 So, you know, that didn't work out so well. But, uh, what are you know, actually, to tell you the truth, 19:47.840 --> 19:57.200 I am starting a new video sharing a social network site with my rabbi called, uh, called YouTube. 19:58.080 --> 20:04.480 YouTube. Yeah. So right now, it's actually, it's all circumcision videos. And, and I've, I've actually 20:04.480 --> 20:08.800 got the, uh, some clips from the Goldstein bar mitzvah, the Goldberg bar mitzvah, the Goldberg 20:08.800 --> 20:14.320 bar mitzvah, the Goldbergstein bar mitzvah, and actually a video where Jersey Todd shows his tail. 20:15.360 --> 20:20.480 So, yeah, and I got some, I got some stuff off the Bluper reel from the electronic press kit 20:20.480 --> 20:25.840 released by the Jews who controlled the media. Right. So, yeah, you know, we're, we're hoping to get some more 20:25.840 --> 20:30.640 clips there. It's going to be huge. It's going to be huge. YouTube, man. I'm telling you. Yeah. 20:31.200 --> 20:40.560 How are you spelling that? With a G. Yeah. Okay. But, you know, I, I tell you, as, as entertaining 20:40.560 --> 20:48.400 as YouTube is, God, tube is, is, is even more entertaining to me. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, 20:48.400 --> 20:52.960 especially, you know, because I'm, I'm like, uh, you know, I'm going, uh, there's got to be some 20:53.040 --> 20:58.880 good stuff on here. You know, they're not going to post like clips from any of the sitcoms or any, 20:58.880 --> 21:04.400 any, you know, daily show clips are going to show up on God, tube. But I did find this. It's, 21:04.400 --> 21:13.840 it's a clip. I swear George Bush left a clip on God, tube. Check this out. 21:14.480 --> 21:24.720 Good evening. This is George W. Bush. I'd like to take this opportunity here on GodTube.com. 21:24.720 --> 21:30.400 Let's tell you my story with regards to my personal savior and Lord, Jesus Christ. There have 21:30.400 --> 21:35.520 been times in the past when late at night. Jesus was sneaking into my room and trying to put 21:35.520 --> 21:42.240 himself inside of me. But I was not ready to take him in. I was young and unsure. But now, 21:42.320 --> 21:47.200 with the war in Iraq region, I've decided that it's time to let Jesus inside of me through each 21:47.200 --> 21:53.120 and every opening I have to offer. Now late at night when I hear Jesus enter the room, 21:53.120 --> 22:00.320 I grip my teeth, roll over and wait for his glorious love. Quietly, I can feel the hands of 22:00.320 --> 22:05.840 Jesus on my body as he gently, yet firmly takes me by the shoulders and slowly enters me. 22:06.480 --> 22:12.800 Make no mistake about it. The Lord's love is not easy. In fact, it's hard, like a stone. 22:12.800 --> 22:18.960 And it's long, like a baby's leg without any. I love to feel the Lord forcing his love, 22:18.960 --> 22:22.960 his deep, deep love into my soul through every hole he gave me. 22:23.840 --> 22:28.560 Quiet frankly, there are times when I find myself choking on the love of the Lord. But that's 22:28.560 --> 22:33.760 when I hear Mama's voice in my head, tell me to breathe through my nose, loosen up my throat 22:33.760 --> 22:40.080 and start praying. It'll be over soon. And then when the Lord has done filling my empty vessel with 22:40.080 --> 22:46.320 his love, quiet often, I will try to return the favor by showing the Lord my love. But he will not 22:46.320 --> 22:52.080 allow it. The Lord is such a giver, but he thrusts my face back down into the pillow and he puts his 22:52.080 --> 22:58.640 love into me yet again. Over and over, I can feel the love of my Lord ramming through my soul, 22:58.960 --> 23:05.360 Ian and out and in and out until the Lord's cup runeth over and I feel him pulsate with joy. 23:06.480 --> 23:13.200 There is no truth to the song we shall overcome, as Lord has so many times told me that he cannot 23:13.200 --> 23:19.360 overcome when it comes to my soul and salvation. So I look forward to him coming and coming again, 23:19.360 --> 23:24.880 over and over, filling me with his love and his redemption. This is your President George W. Bush 23:24.880 --> 23:38.480 wishing you a good night and God bless America. The commander in chief on god, how inspirational. 23:38.480 --> 23:48.640 I know I moved. Yes, I'm quite moved, actually. About 6 inches this way. So Serious 102 listeners, 23:48.640 --> 23:53.680 you're going to have to go to dailysourcecode.podshow.com to listen to the rest of the show 23:53.680 --> 24:06.680 And give me a call on the PCH comment line, 1-800-875-0995, or email me, at where's Adam Curry at gmail.com, or Adam Curry's gay at gmail.com. 24:06.680 --> 24:08.680 Your choice. 24:08.680 --> 24:14.680 So, uh, one or two listeners trust me, you're so missing out. 24:14.680 --> 24:16.680 You got it down low the rest of the show. 24:16.680 --> 24:18.680 We'll catch you later. 24:18.680 --> 24:25.680 The only big program at your command is the only big program program. 24:25.680 --> 24:30.680 Hello, Mr. Namco. This is the prolific program. 24:30.680 --> 24:37.680 Now that you are in charge of the DSE, I thought it might be time to address my nickname. 24:37.680 --> 24:42.680 I'm not sure I knew how I came to be known as the prolific programer. 24:42.680 --> 24:47.680 prolific means I'm capable of reproducing. 24:47.680 --> 24:54.680 I'm equipped for reproducing, but that doesn't necessarily mean I am capable if you know what I mean. 24:54.680 --> 25:01.680 I believe Adam often uses the word prolific when he actually means profound. 25:01.680 --> 25:05.680 But then English is not Adam's primary language. 25:05.680 --> 25:14.680 I was wondering if you could make me a new theme song as the profound programmer, which fits me much better. 25:15.680 --> 25:22.680 Oh, and tell Adam that his thoughtful gift came the day after the autograph picture. 25:22.680 --> 25:26.680 But I don't know which end I should use. 25:26.680 --> 25:29.680 They both look the same. 25:29.680 --> 25:31.680 Well, bye for now. 25:39.680 --> 25:43.680 So, uh, Mike, I don't know, do you have a big plans for the summer? 25:43.680 --> 25:45.680 No, nothing yet. 25:45.680 --> 25:47.680 I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 25:47.680 --> 25:52.680 Well, here, wait a second. First of all, I got to tell you. 25:52.680 --> 25:59.680 I'm fascinated with the public's fascination with San Jaya. 25:59.680 --> 26:03.680 Yeah, I'm not sure what that's all about. I think it's his hair. 26:03.680 --> 26:06.680 Well, he does have, he does have very nice hair. 26:06.680 --> 26:13.680 But it's, it's amazing to me that people are more fascinated with San Jaya than say Nicole Kidman, right? 26:13.680 --> 26:17.680 And I mean, I think I almost understand it because here's the thing. 26:17.680 --> 26:20.680 Someone like that, she's so beautiful, right? 26:20.680 --> 26:24.680 The most women know that they'll never look like her. 26:24.680 --> 26:31.680 You know, even after they lose 50 pounds and Midwest women, I'm talking to you. 26:32.680 --> 26:33.680 So, I know what. 26:33.680 --> 26:35.680 Yeah, I know what we're talking to you. 26:35.680 --> 26:36.680 Yes. 26:36.680 --> 26:39.680 And I mean, San Jaya is so average, right? 26:39.680 --> 26:44.680 I guess that people identify with him. 26:44.680 --> 26:46.680 And you think that's it? 26:46.680 --> 26:48.680 You think it's the every man aspect? 26:48.680 --> 26:52.680 I think so because he's not so talented that people say, 26:52.680 --> 26:57.680 Wow, I, um, that, that, there's no way that could be me. 26:57.680 --> 27:00.680 I think he's so untalented people are like, you know what? 27:00.680 --> 27:01.680 I could be that guy. 27:01.680 --> 27:02.680 You know this? 27:02.680 --> 27:05.680 So we're, we're shooting for the lowest common denominator here. 27:05.680 --> 27:06.680 Well, it is American Idol. 27:06.680 --> 27:09.680 And I mean, okay, you know, I'm following this, right? 27:09.680 --> 27:12.680 Because I'm a student of weird news, right? 27:12.680 --> 27:13.680 Okay. 27:13.680 --> 27:16.680 I, um, I found out San Jaya's parents, I swear to God, this is true. 27:16.680 --> 27:17.680 Mm-hmm. 27:17.680 --> 27:23.680 We're a harshness according to divorce papers that were filed by his parents. 27:24.680 --> 27:26.680 And that's what divorcing each other, divorcing him. 27:26.680 --> 27:27.680 Yeah. 27:27.680 --> 27:29.680 They were divorcing each other. 27:29.680 --> 27:34.680 And apparently the father had become a, a hard Christian, a, a, a, a, a, a minister. 27:34.680 --> 27:36.680 Priest, whatever they do. 27:36.680 --> 27:37.680 Shaman. 27:37.680 --> 27:38.680 Shaman. 27:38.680 --> 27:39.680 Yeah. 27:39.680 --> 27:40.680 And don't squeeze the shaman. 27:40.680 --> 27:47.680 And so he was living in the temple or the shed, the little tool shed, the hard Christian tool shed. 27:47.680 --> 27:48.680 Mm-hmm. 27:48.680 --> 27:51.680 And, you know, he was, uh, not making any money. 27:51.680 --> 27:52.680 He declared zero when his tax return. 27:52.680 --> 27:55.680 And I guess, you know, eventually it's some point. 27:55.680 --> 27:57.680 That creates a problem with the family. 27:57.680 --> 27:58.680 Sure. 27:58.680 --> 28:01.680 You know, so that there was a whole thing and they were divorced. 28:01.680 --> 28:03.680 And then the papers, it's mentioned a whole higher Christian. 28:03.680 --> 28:05.680 So he's brought up like a hard Christian. 28:05.680 --> 28:06.680 Wow. 28:06.680 --> 28:07.680 Yeah. 28:07.680 --> 28:08.680 I didn't know that. 28:08.680 --> 28:09.680 So that's why I think he's so popular. 28:09.680 --> 28:11.680 He's getting the hard Christian a vote. 28:11.680 --> 28:12.680 Yeah. 28:12.680 --> 28:13.680 So. 28:13.680 --> 28:15.680 How are they calling in? 28:15.680 --> 28:16.680 Uh, you know, I don't know. 28:16.680 --> 28:17.680 I think what happens. 28:17.680 --> 28:19.680 At least, I don't, I don't have phones. 28:20.680 --> 28:22.680 And I think he has something else. 28:22.680 --> 28:24.680 They're using their mind power. 28:24.680 --> 28:26.680 They're high Christian of mine power. 28:26.680 --> 28:27.680 Which happens. 28:27.680 --> 28:28.680 Skype by mind. 28:28.680 --> 28:29.680 Skype by mind. 28:29.680 --> 28:33.680 You know, which they're eating special lentils that have been irradiated. 28:33.680 --> 28:35.680 I don't know. 28:35.680 --> 28:40.680 But I thought as Sanjay, it, I think what it is to is Sanjayia. 28:40.680 --> 28:42.680 It's just a fun word to say. 28:42.680 --> 28:43.680 It is a fun word. 28:43.680 --> 28:44.680 It's true. 28:44.680 --> 28:45.680 It sounds like a musical instrument. 28:45.680 --> 28:48.680 You know, almost like because you got the, like banjo. 28:48.680 --> 28:51.680 Except Sanjayia, I think, would be a wind instrument. 28:51.680 --> 28:54.680 So like here, let's use it in the sense. 28:54.680 --> 28:55.680 Hey, Mike. 28:55.680 --> 28:56.680 Yeah. 28:56.680 --> 29:00.680 Dude, I went to your recital last night and you blew a mean Sanjayia. 29:00.680 --> 29:01.680 Well, thank you. 29:01.680 --> 29:02.680 Yeah. 29:02.680 --> 29:03.680 See, that's, that's what I mean. 29:03.680 --> 29:04.680 It sounds like a wind instrument. 29:04.680 --> 29:05.680 It does. 29:05.680 --> 29:09.680 Or you could use that same sentence and name your penis to Sanjayia. 29:09.680 --> 29:10.680 It's the worst. 29:10.680 --> 29:11.680 It does. 29:11.680 --> 29:16.680 It sounds like maybe the new, the new SUV hybrid from, uh, from, 29:16.680 --> 29:17.680 Kia. 29:17.680 --> 29:18.680 Exactly. 29:18.680 --> 29:20.680 It's a Kia Sanjayia. 29:20.680 --> 29:24.680 Kia said, Jaya, 40 miles to the gallon. 29:24.680 --> 29:26.680 So all the instruments are in India. 29:26.680 --> 29:27.680 It's all in Hindi. 29:27.680 --> 29:28.680 Hindi. 29:28.680 --> 29:29.680 Oh, yeah. 29:29.680 --> 29:32.680 The speedometer reads like, you know, right to left. 29:32.680 --> 29:33.680 Exactly. 29:33.680 --> 29:35.680 So. 29:35.680 --> 29:37.680 Is that right? 29:37.680 --> 29:38.680 Yeah. 29:38.680 --> 29:39.680 I don't know. 29:39.680 --> 29:42.680 So, you know, you have to pull up to the pump where it's, you know, 29:43.680 --> 29:45.680 regular, unlettered and tendori. 29:45.680 --> 29:47.680 So you have to pull up to the last pump. 29:47.680 --> 29:50.680 But, uh, so here's the thing. 29:50.680 --> 29:52.680 So I think what I'm going to do. 29:52.680 --> 29:55.680 I'm so fascinated that this summer, right? 29:55.680 --> 29:57.680 I want to be more like Sanjayia. 29:57.680 --> 30:01.680 So I'm, I'm going to go to American Idol Camp. 30:01.680 --> 30:03.680 You know, it was a fruity. 30:03.680 --> 30:04.680 We're going to say that. 30:04.680 --> 30:05.680 I mean, did you see this story? 30:05.680 --> 30:06.680 I did. 30:06.680 --> 30:08.680 On the edge. 30:08.680 --> 30:10.680 It was actually on the today show. 30:10.680 --> 30:11.680 It was like national TV. 30:11.680 --> 30:12.680 Oh, my god. 30:12.680 --> 30:16.680 So free mantle media, the company that created American Idol. 30:16.680 --> 30:21.680 Uh, you know, this billion dollar, French, multi-billion dollar worldwide franchise 30:21.680 --> 30:27.680 is creating a camp for American Idol Camp. 30:27.680 --> 30:29.680 I am not making this up. 30:29.680 --> 30:30.680 That was speechless. 30:30.680 --> 30:31.680 Yeah. 30:31.680 --> 30:32.680 Today. 30:32.680 --> 30:33.680 And actually today. 30:33.680 --> 30:34.680 Oh, my god. 30:34.680 --> 30:35.680 Oh, my god. 30:35.680 --> 30:37.680 As soon as we finish the show, because I got to get online. 30:37.680 --> 30:39.680 Because today is the deadline to apply it. 30:39.680 --> 30:40.680 I don't camp.com. 30:40.680 --> 30:41.680 Really? 30:41.680 --> 30:42.680 Yeah. 30:42.680 --> 30:44.680 And, you know, if first I wasn't going to, I wasn't going to do it. 30:44.680 --> 30:45.680 Because, you know, I'm Jewish. 30:45.680 --> 30:46.680 I don't do camp. 30:46.680 --> 30:51.680 But, um, you know, I, I, I'm, I'm drawn to it. 30:51.680 --> 30:53.680 I, I think I have to do it this summer. 30:53.680 --> 30:54.680 I think you'd be good at. 30:54.680 --> 30:56.680 You went to Berkeley, right? 30:56.680 --> 30:57.680 Yeah. 30:57.680 --> 30:58.680 Yeah. 30:58.680 --> 30:59.680 So it was almost like there tonight. 30:59.680 --> 31:00.680 I don't camp. 31:00.680 --> 31:01.680 Yeah. 31:01.680 --> 31:02.680 Exactly. 31:02.680 --> 31:04.680 So, uh, Mike, I'm, I'm kind of hoping you would, you would come with me. 31:04.680 --> 31:05.680 Be my camp buddy. 31:05.680 --> 31:06.680 Yeah. 31:06.680 --> 31:07.680 I would go. 31:07.680 --> 31:08.680 We can share a bunk. 31:08.680 --> 31:09.680 Well, not. 31:09.680 --> 31:10.680 I didn't, I don't know about that. 31:10.680 --> 31:11.680 I don't know about that. 31:11.680 --> 31:13.680 I don't know about what you want to say. 31:13.680 --> 31:15.680 Look, that's, you're making it much worse. 31:15.680 --> 31:16.680 Yeah. 31:16.680 --> 31:17.680 Yeah. 31:17.680 --> 31:18.680 How about those dodgers? 31:18.680 --> 31:19.680 Exactly. 31:19.680 --> 31:20.680 Yeah. 31:20.680 --> 31:21.680 Yeah. 31:21.680 --> 31:22.680 I don't camp, huh? 31:22.680 --> 31:23.680 Yeah. 31:23.680 --> 31:24.680 I don't camp. 31:24.680 --> 31:26.680 So, um, and, you know, there's no doubt. 31:26.680 --> 31:28.680 And this thing's going to be so popular. 31:28.680 --> 31:30.680 I, I hope that I can actually apply. 31:30.680 --> 31:31.680 That's not too late. 31:31.680 --> 31:33.680 Because, you know, this country has, uh, 31:33.680 --> 31:36.680 uh, this country has American Idol fever. 31:36.680 --> 31:39.680 Which I believe can only be properly treated with leeches. 31:39.680 --> 31:40.680 Uh-huh. 31:40.680 --> 31:41.680 But, uh, heard that. 31:41.680 --> 31:42.680 Yeah. 31:42.680 --> 31:43.680 It's unbelievable. 31:43.680 --> 31:45.680 So, uh, um, American Idol camp. 31:45.680 --> 31:49.680 If you're going to go, uh, I was just noticing they have scholarships. 31:49.680 --> 31:50.680 Oh, dude. 31:50.680 --> 31:52.680 So, you can probably, and I'll bet you can get one. 31:52.680 --> 31:53.680 I'll bet you'd qualify. 31:53.680 --> 31:55.680 Do you think I could get the, uh, 31:55.680 --> 31:58.680 Bucky Covington scholarship? 31:58.680 --> 31:59.680 For sure. 31:59.680 --> 32:00.680 Why not? 32:00.680 --> 32:01.680 A full ride. 32:01.680 --> 32:04.680 See, I'd be afraid of, you know, if somebody like, 32:04.680 --> 32:07.680 oh, you're, you're getting the full ride at American Idol camp. 32:07.680 --> 32:10.680 And I'd be like, does that involve Ryan C. Crest fist? 32:10.680 --> 32:11.680 Yeah. 32:11.680 --> 32:16.680 I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I'm going to have to pass on that one. 32:16.680 --> 32:18.680 Just polish up with a strap on. 32:18.680 --> 32:19.680 Yeah, exactly. 32:19.680 --> 32:23.680 So, I might just, I might just actually pay in that case. 32:23.680 --> 32:28.680 And tuition is a very affordable $2,900 for the week. 32:28.680 --> 32:29.680 That's not bad. 32:29.680 --> 32:30.680 Yeah. 32:30.680 --> 32:31.680 For the week. 32:31.680 --> 32:32.680 Yeah. 32:32.680 --> 32:33.680 But there's a way to mean it. 32:33.680 --> 32:36.680 You go to camp to learn how to win on American Idol for a week? 32:36.680 --> 32:37.680 That's, that's it. 32:37.680 --> 32:38.680 That's, that's it. 32:38.680 --> 32:39.680 That's it? 32:39.680 --> 32:40.680 That's it. 32:40.680 --> 32:41.680 Yeah. 32:41.680 --> 32:43.680 That's it. 32:43.680 --> 32:44.680 That's it. 32:44.680 --> 32:45.680 That's it. 32:45.680 --> 32:46.680 That's it. 32:46.680 --> 32:47.680 That's it. 32:47.680 --> 32:48.680 That's it. 32:48.680 --> 32:49.680 That's it. 32:49.680 --> 32:50.680 That's it. 32:50.680 --> 32:51.680 That's it. 32:51.680 --> 32:52.680 Yeah. 32:52.680 --> 32:55.680 It's a one week fully immersive experience where they, 32:55.680 --> 32:58.680 I guess they teach you on how to maximize your audition for American Idol. 32:58.680 --> 32:59.680 I swear to God, This is true. 32:59.680 --> 33:01.680 I wonder if it starts off with don't suck. 33:01.680 --> 33:06.800 suck less more often exactly there you go there you better trademark that before American 33:06.800 --> 33:12.160 Idol steals if it is but it's a smart and copyright some of the yeah some of the classes 33:12.160 --> 33:22.400 they teach are apparently stage presence and how to audition how to get young girls wet and 33:22.400 --> 33:30.400 I guess you know how to wrap your lips around Simon's tool so yeah I saw that one yeah 33:30.560 --> 33:36.160 I don't know I'm just I'm fascinated so I was thinking I was thinking you know what while we're here 33:36.160 --> 33:40.560 You know I'm gonna apply now I don't want to waste any time so I'm just I better click on this hold on 33:41.280 --> 33:43.280 I don't camp calm and 33:43.520 --> 33:50.400 You know what we better read the fact first yeah frequently asked questions so hold on okay 33:51.280 --> 33:59.360 Who can apply to Idol Camp okay to be eligible for Idol Camp applicants must be residents of the United States of America 33:59.440 --> 34:06.960 All right I got that going for me good no younger than 12 years old got that as of July 1 and no older than 15 34:07.520 --> 34:09.520 Oh 34:09.520 --> 34:11.520 Wow that's a deal breaker. Oh 34:11.520 --> 34:16.000 Do you think if I shave my balls do you think I can I can pass 34:18.560 --> 34:21.040 If I show them my boyishly smooth sack 34:22.480 --> 34:27.520 I be like look I'm 14 I got the sack of a 14 year old 34:29.600 --> 34:33.280 So that took a left turn on us. Yes. It certainly did okay. Let's read the next one 34:33.280 --> 34:37.120 It says how do I apply applications are available online blah blah blah 34:37.120 --> 34:44.720 Complete applications must include application form consent form 35 dollar application fee blah blah blah 34:45.440 --> 34:48.320 Submission of applications is not guaranteed acceptance to okay 34:48.880 --> 34:51.840 Was the tuition tuition is $2,900 34:52.240 --> 34:57.760 includes camper registration all programs of instruction accommodations and meals t-shirt and cap 34:57.760 --> 35:04.640 So for 2,900 bucks. You do get a t-shirt and cap. Wow. That's worth it. Wow transportation to and from the Idol Camp 35:05.120 --> 35:08.160 Campus to Bradley International Airport 35:08.560 --> 35:10.560 I have no idea where that is 35:10.560 --> 35:13.920 tuition does not include optional medical insurance 35:14.880 --> 35:19.760 Transportation from your home to Bradley International Airport and other expenses relating to attendance vital camp 35:19.840 --> 35:22.880 Such as the cost of mandatory medical exams 35:24.000 --> 35:28.480 Oh, so I guess if if you if you you can go ahead checking you for Climidia 35:29.120 --> 35:34.000 Yeah, I was gonna say cold-sourves. Climidia. Yeah, I don't know markable anuses 35:35.520 --> 35:40.800 At I yeah, I'm Tanya. Well, I better I better call my doctor 35:42.000 --> 35:45.360 Our scholarships available. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, let's see a question number 35:46.320 --> 35:49.440 Number seven will I be Sodomized by Ryan C. Crest 35:50.320 --> 35:54.560 Says no due to previous work commitment to Ryan C. Crest will not be on hand to Sodomize you 35:54.800 --> 35:58.960 However, we have confirmed that we just Philbin will be there with a very lubricated finger 35:59.760 --> 36:06.000 Okay, okay, all set up. Yeah, I still if he says he says readjust out 36:08.160 --> 36:10.160 Readjust out 36:10.720 --> 36:12.720 Regis in again 36:12.720 --> 36:14.720 Regis out Regis in out in out 36:14.960 --> 36:16.960 Got it. Yeah, so 36:18.400 --> 36:21.920 You're just waiting for the Regis out. You're like, please readjust out please readjust out 36:23.040 --> 36:25.040 Hurry up 36:25.040 --> 36:27.040 So 36:27.040 --> 36:32.720 I don't know American idle camp. It's kind of it frightens me it frightens me a lot 36:32.720 --> 36:37.840 I have a frightens me. Yeah, you know me all these camps we've got Jesus camp 36:38.560 --> 36:41.200 Got American idle camp. I'm not really sure which one is worse 36:41.760 --> 36:47.040 They both involve small children some type of fisting. I'm sure exactly 36:48.000 --> 36:54.240 And oh the pimp camp. Well, that's right. Remember. Yeah, I think what's gonna happen is we've we've signed a deal 36:55.120 --> 36:59.520 It's not gonna happen this summer. Well, it might happen to some we you know because it's kind of one of those things where 37:00.000 --> 37:02.960 Where it's uh, it's gonna it might be a little fly by night, but 37:04.480 --> 37:06.720 Watch out PCH Pimp camp 37:07.680 --> 37:09.680 Is opening up soon and 37:10.400 --> 37:15.440 You know and you get it you get a t-shirt and a hat with that as well you do you get t-shirt and a hat and you know 37:15.440 --> 37:19.920 It's it's all about you know wallet making and host slapping 37:20.960 --> 37:27.440 So and you know sitting around the campfire at night with your you know 40 ounce or in a bag and 37:28.160 --> 37:31.040 You know cold 40 sing in you know such great 37:31.760 --> 37:34.400 Pimp camp songs like a bitch get me my slippers 37:35.360 --> 37:37.360 And bitch kumbaya 37:37.520 --> 37:42.160 Right, so uh, yeah, I think PCH Pimp camp is gonna be a fucking hit did 37:42.720 --> 37:47.520 It's cheaper than I don't can it's much cheaper because it's 2895 37:48.240 --> 37:50.240 Yeah, and we do take a cut though 37:50.240 --> 37:56.720 We as we do take a cut of all profits over the next three years. Yeah. Oh, I thought you mean you were gonna cut me like I'm gonna cut you 37:56.720 --> 38:01.360 No, no, no, because that's our slogan actually at PCH 38:01.360 --> 38:03.360 Can't I get a cut you bitch? 38:03.920 --> 38:10.640 So uh, yeah, I'm kind of hoping I'm kind of hoping so uh we can we can get that going because uh is that it's slogan on the new shirts? 38:11.200 --> 38:17.600 It better be so it's also all right, but um, oh fuck 38:19.200 --> 38:21.200 Did you hear that? 38:21.440 --> 38:23.440 Yeah, dude. Oh 38:25.440 --> 38:30.720 Did we forget to lock the closet door oh? Oh my god 38:31.440 --> 38:33.680 I was in there trying on on his wife's clothes 38:34.800 --> 38:39.040 No, I think oh, I think Adam got out. Oh shit 38:40.160 --> 38:45.840 Dude. Oh, that's sorry. We do. What do you mean what do we do? We have to fucking go chase him 38:45.840 --> 38:49.040 Don't we have to find him. Why? Why? 38:49.920 --> 38:51.920 Because I mean 38:52.640 --> 38:58.640 I think we let him run around gilford for a while. You think well, I think we got I think we got to find him because I personally don't have to 38:59.120 --> 39:05.680 I don't want to have to answer to what what is conspired here over the last few transpired 39:05.680 --> 39:09.920 conspired or was transpired over the last year? Yeah, I had nothing to do with that. Yeah, exactly. So um 39:12.480 --> 39:19.600 Yeah, I do we got to I mean come on. You'll take his time and how hard could it be to find 39:20.000 --> 39:23.680 7 foot tall guy running around gilford in a gimp outfit? 39:24.640 --> 39:29.840 Well, that's a good call. We are an angle. Yeah, we aren't gilford. That's true. It might take a little time 39:30.480 --> 39:32.960 To find the right guy. So, okay 39:35.520 --> 39:42.400 All right, well, I still got him. Yeah, we got our afternoon cut-out for us. Oh, wow. That's true. Okay, and then after that we get some bangers and mash 39:43.120 --> 39:45.120 I hope that's some kind of food 39:45.120 --> 39:47.120 Me too 39:49.120 --> 39:51.840 Oh, man, all right hold on. Let me play this 39:53.840 --> 39:55.840 Oh 39:57.520 --> 40:01.440 Mark, let's go on there and dance out as soon could be sweet to show you it pardon me there 40:01.920 --> 40:05.840 We're just getting ready for the holiday that is coming up on Friday 40:06.400 --> 40:10.960 You know what holiday if you don't Adam knows what holiday I'm talking about 40:11.840 --> 40:13.120 Yeah 40:13.120 --> 40:14.640 Yeah, anyway 40:14.640 --> 40:17.520 Yeah, I was in fact silence when I called in yesterday 40:18.480 --> 40:21.600 Although because I podcast the revolution I have 40:22.240 --> 40:24.880 Vustily resisted my captors and dances 40:26.720 --> 40:30.240 No resisting is like make a choice is worse later 40:30.560 --> 40:36.160 But anyway, I have broken free long enough to call you and hope that this call doesn't get interrupted 40:36.720 --> 40:40.720 I believe that's true that I was talking about the legalistic versus the moral of the components to the 40:41.760 --> 40:47.280 debate about pirating music and I mean the reason that we in the public get 40:47.600 --> 40:52.480 views about this is because it is legalistic and moralistic in the courts of course 40:52.480 --> 40:56.080 It is only legalistic and it's a lawyer lawyers to decide 40:56.480 --> 41:03.120 You know what's legal what's not and I'm talking yesterday about well it's illegal because of the power of the lobbying 41:03.120 --> 41:05.120 Organization that is the IWA 41:07.200 --> 41:09.200 But in the public sphere 41:09.200 --> 41:13.840 Laws aren't quite as they are is weird, but they're not quite as meaningful 41:14.320 --> 41:19.920 So we have a debate that includes the legal and which is kind of subtle that's illegal 41:20.800 --> 41:27.280 But we feel more we're justified in taking things if we feel as though we've been screwed for 1895 41:27.280 --> 41:30.320 We know that artists don't make money from those CDs 41:30.640 --> 41:36.160 We know that and we know that this quote unquote piracy has occurred because 41:37.040 --> 41:41.600 The 1895 sticker prices on into lobbying and not into 41:41.600 --> 41:49.360 paying the artist so we feel compelled almost to take something at the top on a major 41:50.080 --> 41:52.080 Dan Dan where'd you go? 41:53.360 --> 41:57.760 Silence again damn you Doug Morris stay away from Dan Patterson 41:58.480 --> 42:04.080 Hey Mark great job filling in for AC not sure I could stand another best of curie week by the way 42:04.080 --> 42:10.320 As for your question of where this independent music thing is going well who knows what I see are independent bands 42:10.880 --> 42:15.840 Complaining that they are being shut out of the marketplace and now they want to stick it to the man 42:16.400 --> 42:20.720 But then when these same bands then get an offer from the same man 42:21.120 --> 42:24.240 They forget their past and don't want to be independent anymore 42:24.880 --> 42:31.680 So the cycle only stops when independent bands can make as much money as the band signed to labels and the only way they will 42:32.480 --> 42:33.440 happen 42:33.440 --> 42:38.000 Is if we all stop trying to be like 13 year old girls and 42:38.080 --> 42:44.560 Gossip about who likes what and if you don't like the bouncy puppy hip-hop group or you you listen to your caramel 42:44.560 --> 42:51.760 a kitty rapy group so you must suck oh come on and grow up but you see each of us just wants to be cool 42:52.320 --> 42:58.400 And most of the time we use music to show how cool we are and thus we succumb to the music industry 42:58.800 --> 43:05.280 By letting them tell us who to like so we can brag about how we like bouncy puppy hip-hop group or whatever and oh 43:05.840 --> 43:11.440 We don't like her melancholy cat rap group. Oh who cares? So I'm not sure whether the strangle hold 43:12.080 --> 43:14.720 By the music industry execs will ever go away 43:15.280 --> 43:23.120 For me I listen to a lot of different music even Christian music and thus created the pillar cast for people who just want to hear music with a purpose 43:23.440 --> 43:28.080 And now the bunch of messages. Yeah, does it make me cool? No, I doubt it 43:28.080 --> 43:34.880 But the music I played doesn't have to make me cool. So I don't care what the music industry says and I don't care what you think either 43:35.360 --> 43:41.520 Hey Mark, keep up the great work. Thanks from John at the pillar cast hi John it's male from Megalophone 43:41.520 --> 43:48.160 I've been listening to your tape for the 19th time. Oh, that's another call. Can I call you back when I 43:48.720 --> 43:50.720 In a band 43:52.720 --> 43:54.720 I 43:54.720 --> 44:21.250 [ Music ] 44:35.280 --> 44:43.620 Hi Jack, it's L from A and I, you don't really need a band, they are in the way. 44:43.620 --> 44:50.300 We only wanted you anyway, so don't you band, it's you are the base, you better wake us up fast, 44:50.300 --> 46:00.300 [ Music ] 46:00.300 --> 46:05.300 Thank you, John, from the pillar cast for those comments. 46:05.300 --> 46:11.300 You bring up some really good points, but I think ultimately what happens is a lot of independent music artists. 46:11.300 --> 46:18.300 They will sign that big record deal because it allows them to quit their day jobs and become full-time musicians, 46:18.300 --> 46:23.300 at least that's what they believe it means, though it doesn't often work out that way. 46:23.300 --> 46:26.300 And a little song, a little ditty, I've just played. 46:26.300 --> 46:33.300 Kevin Gilbert, from Shaming of the True Wets, basically what's I call that suit fugue, dance of the A&R man. 46:33.300 --> 46:35.300 I thought it just kind of fit. 46:35.300 --> 46:38.300 Wasn't really planning on playing more Gilbert, but just fit. 46:38.300 --> 46:40.300 And let's see. 46:40.300 --> 46:42.300 Then actually relating to that. 46:42.300 --> 46:47.300 Slaw, our good buddy, Slaw, right since it's just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed Monday's 46:47.300 --> 46:52.300 DSC that you hosted, cracked up so many times, which normally listening to Adam while I'm following what's going on 46:52.300 --> 46:56.300 in the Podger world, and I'm usually not bursting out into belly laughs. 46:56.300 --> 47:00.300 I don't know, I usually laugh when Adam can be funny. 47:00.300 --> 47:02.300 He could be funny. 47:02.300 --> 47:06.300 Anyway, I was also completely surprised when he got into Kevin Gilbert, one of my favorites. 47:06.300 --> 47:08.300 I didn't know you went to Berkeley, will you? 47:08.300 --> 47:10.300 Yeah, whatever. 47:10.300 --> 47:11.300 Berkeley's not so cool. 47:11.300 --> 47:17.300 And yeah, I was fascinated about the Kevin Cheryl saga while reading the book no fool to this game, 47:17.300 --> 47:21.300 a Cheryl Crow biography, which, yeah, 47:21.300 --> 47:22.300 I, you know, it might be interesting. 47:22.300 --> 47:24.300 I might check that out, Cheryl Crow biography. 47:24.300 --> 47:27.300 Like I do an outline for me, because I have trouble with that one. 47:27.300 --> 47:33.300 See, the only, the only part, the only chapter I'm interested in is I guess they suppose it lesbianism. 47:33.300 --> 47:34.300 Really? 47:34.300 --> 47:40.300 Yeah, because, you know, there was a story going around for a very long period of time that she was a lesbah. 47:40.300 --> 47:42.300 So, yeah, so, yeah, I would be interested. 47:42.300 --> 47:48.300 Yeah, you know, if the, in between the chapter of where she fucked over her boyfriend Kevin Gilbert, 47:49.300 --> 47:50.300 completely fucked him over. 47:50.300 --> 47:53.300 If there's a whole chapter about munching rug, then, you know, I'll read that. 47:53.300 --> 47:55.300 Cheryl munching rug. 47:55.300 --> 47:57.300 So, I'll then that it, it does me no good. 47:57.300 --> 48:00.300 But, yeah, that's the name of the chapter. 48:00.300 --> 48:01.300 Munching rug. 48:01.300 --> 48:03.300 My month of rug munching. 48:03.300 --> 48:05.300 I, hopefully it's more than a month. 48:05.300 --> 48:08.300 Yeah, I'm hoping half the book is about rug munching. 48:08.300 --> 48:09.300 Okay. 48:09.300 --> 48:10.300 So, yeah, I don't know. 48:10.300 --> 48:12.300 Maybe there's somebody out there interested in this. 48:12.300 --> 48:13.300 You know, let me know. 48:13.300 --> 48:16.300 If there's, you know, just paraphrase the rug munching chapter for me. 48:16.300 --> 48:18.300 Just give me the, the cliff notes version of it. 48:18.300 --> 48:19.300 We're sent pictures. 48:19.300 --> 48:20.300 Yeah. 48:20.300 --> 48:25.300 And this got this email from Bob, who sent it from a commuter train in Tokyo, 48:25.300 --> 48:26.300 a Bob son writes in, 48:26.300 --> 48:28.300 Hi, Mark, what a shock here I am looking forward to. 48:28.300 --> 48:30.300 We're relaxing 40 minutes with Adam. 48:30.300 --> 48:32.300 And I hear you. 48:32.300 --> 48:33.300 Oh, no. 48:33.300 --> 48:37.300 PCG has kidnapped the DSC feed. 48:37.300 --> 48:38.300 All getting aside. 48:38.300 --> 48:39.300 Good show. 48:39.300 --> 48:40.300 And I'll probably survive. 48:40.300 --> 48:41.300 So. 48:41.300 --> 48:42.300 I'm about here. 48:42.300 --> 48:43.300 Yeah. 48:43.300 --> 48:44.300 And I hear you. 48:45.300 --> 48:47.300 So, uh, thank you, Bob, son. 48:47.300 --> 48:48.300 And, uh, you know, 48:48.300 --> 48:52.300 definitely, uh, keep yourself safe from Godzilla attack. 48:52.300 --> 48:54.300 They're in Tokyo. 48:54.300 --> 48:56.300 That's price. 48:56.300 --> 48:58.300 I love that. 48:58.300 --> 48:59.300 Oh, man. 48:59.300 --> 49:00.300 I love that. 49:00.300 --> 49:01.300 You know what I love? 49:01.300 --> 49:02.300 There was a couple of comments. 49:02.300 --> 49:04.300 People left on the DSC page. 49:04.300 --> 49:05.300 They're like, all pissed at Adam. 49:05.300 --> 49:07.300 Because I was hosting them. 49:07.300 --> 49:09.300 Like, you know, you should just leave the feed empty blah blah blah. 49:09.300 --> 49:11.300 And I was like, that's fucking great. 49:11.300 --> 49:13.300 You know, podcasting is all about, like, 49:13.300 --> 49:15.300 giving people choices, right? 49:15.300 --> 49:18.300 And, and the freedom for people to do their shows the way they want. 49:18.300 --> 49:20.300 Once again, it's a tolerance thing, right? 49:20.300 --> 49:22.300 But, like, you know, but, but, you know, 49:22.300 --> 49:25.300 I'm going to tell you how you should do your show. 49:25.300 --> 49:28.300 Fuckin' that fucking douchebag. 49:28.300 --> 49:29.300 I can't remember who it was. 49:29.300 --> 49:30.300 It left that. 49:30.300 --> 49:32.300 So, it's like, dude, if you don't like it, 49:32.300 --> 49:33.300 don't fucking listen. 49:33.300 --> 49:34.300 Exactly. 49:34.300 --> 49:35.300 Skip ahead. 49:35.300 --> 49:36.300 Yeah. 49:36.300 --> 49:37.300 Adam will be back next week. 49:37.300 --> 49:39.300 At least, you know, if he, 49:39.300 --> 49:40.300 Maybe. 49:40.300 --> 49:41.300 Maybe. 49:41.300 --> 49:42.300 Yeah. 49:42.300 --> 49:44.300 If he can unzip the eye holes in the gimp suit, 49:44.300 --> 49:48.300 and doesn't run into the tams or something like that. 49:48.300 --> 49:50.300 I wonder if he'd float. 49:50.300 --> 49:51.300 I don't know that. 49:51.300 --> 49:52.300 That's in the suit, I mean. 49:52.300 --> 49:55.300 Yeah, it's kind of, the, the, the chains on it. 49:55.300 --> 49:56.300 They're kind of heavy. 49:56.300 --> 49:57.300 That's true. 49:57.300 --> 50:00.300 Yeah, especially the, the ones that go from nipple to nipple. 50:00.300 --> 50:02.300 That's a heavy chain. 50:02.300 --> 50:03.300 So that is. 50:03.300 --> 50:04.300 Yeah. 50:04.300 --> 50:05.300 But he insisted. 50:05.300 --> 50:06.300 So. 50:06.300 --> 50:09.300 And I got this one from Paul Shepherd. 50:09.300 --> 50:10.300 Paul writes in says, 50:11.300 --> 50:14.300 Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. 50:14.300 --> 50:17.300 Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend. 50:17.300 --> 50:19.300 Just as I've done. 50:19.300 --> 50:20.300 Meaning to me. 50:20.300 --> 50:23.300 I don't care if you lick windows through farm animals. 50:23.300 --> 50:26.300 Take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself. 50:26.300 --> 50:27.300 You hang in there sunshine. 50:27.300 --> 50:29.300 You're fucking special. 50:29.300 --> 50:31.300 From Paul Shepherd. 50:31.300 --> 50:34.300 Who, who calls himself a Guatemala file. 50:34.300 --> 50:37.300 So dirty filthy Guatemala file. 50:37.300 --> 50:40.300 With this, you know, little pictures of Guatemala. 50:40.300 --> 50:42.300 So they're beating off to Guatemala. 50:42.300 --> 50:45.300 Pictures trained it with other Guatemala files. 50:45.300 --> 50:47.300 You know, based on. 50:47.300 --> 50:49.300 You got to frame that. 50:49.300 --> 50:52.300 I love that. 50:52.300 --> 50:54.300 So. 50:54.300 --> 50:55.300 So. 50:55.300 --> 50:56.300 Thank you, Paul. 50:56.300 --> 50:57.300 Beautiful. 50:57.300 --> 50:59.300 That may be the best email I've ever heard. 50:59.300 --> 51:01.300 I love that. 51:01.300 --> 51:03.300 Thank you, Paul. 51:03.300 --> 51:04.300 Thank you. 51:04.300 --> 51:06.300 I am special now. 51:06.300 --> 51:09.300 Have you ever seen Doofy? 51:09.300 --> 51:10.300 Oh, I'll tell you. 51:10.300 --> 51:14.300 It's time for Doofy to make a return engagement. 51:14.300 --> 51:15.300 Yeah, it is. 51:15.300 --> 51:16.300 Time to revive Doofy. 51:16.300 --> 51:17.300 Yeah, exactly. 51:17.300 --> 51:18.300 But you know, you know what? 51:18.300 --> 51:19.300 I loved. 51:19.300 --> 51:20.300 Oh, my God. 51:20.300 --> 51:21.300 So on on. 51:21.300 --> 51:22.300 Hold on. 51:22.300 --> 51:23.300 On UC radio pod show. 51:23.300 --> 51:24.300 I said it. 51:24.300 --> 51:25.300 I said it. 51:25.300 --> 51:26.300 It worked. 51:26.300 --> 51:27.300 So on UC radio pod show. 51:27.300 --> 51:33.300 You told that story about how there was a girl who works at your bank. 51:33.300 --> 51:34.300 Pretty nice. 51:34.300 --> 51:35.300 Pretty girl. 51:35.300 --> 51:37.300 You said you wanted to like jack off on her face. 51:37.300 --> 51:38.300 What was that? 51:38.300 --> 51:40.300 No, maybe maybe that's I'm just adding that. 51:40.300 --> 51:42.300 So no, so they would. 51:42.300 --> 51:45.300 So you used to go into the bank and she'd be there. 51:45.300 --> 51:47.300 And you know, and then you went in there one time. 51:47.300 --> 51:49.300 And she had. 51:49.300 --> 51:50.300 Veneers. 51:50.300 --> 51:51.300 Not Veneers. 51:51.300 --> 51:52.300 Veneers. 51:52.300 --> 51:53.300 Veneers. 51:53.300 --> 51:54.300 Veneers. 51:54.300 --> 51:55.300 Veneers. 51:55.300 --> 51:56.300 Veneers. 51:56.300 --> 51:57.300 Veneers. 51:57.300 --> 51:58.300 Veneers. 51:58.300 --> 52:00.300 Veneers. 52:00.300 --> 52:01.300 Veneers. 52:01.300 --> 52:02.300 Veneers. 52:03.300 --> 52:04.300 Veneers. 52:04.300 --> 52:06.300 She had to wear a neck brace to keep her head up. 52:06.300 --> 52:07.300 Exactly. 52:07.300 --> 52:13.300 And so she said to you, she said to you, I can't even do it. 52:13.300 --> 52:15.300 Emma Emma. 52:15.300 --> 52:20.300 And you're your son Nick, your five-year-old son Nick. 52:20.300 --> 52:21.300 Said. 52:21.300 --> 52:23.300 He actually said that sounds like doofy. 52:23.300 --> 52:24.300 Right. 52:24.300 --> 52:29.300 Which would shock me because my first house where the fuck did he hear doofy. 52:29.300 --> 52:31.300 They're like, oh shit. 52:31.300 --> 52:32.300 I really am playing it too loud. 52:32.300 --> 52:33.300 Yeah. 52:33.300 --> 52:34.300 Apparently. 52:34.300 --> 52:35.300 I love that. 52:35.300 --> 52:36.300 Yeah. 52:36.300 --> 52:37.300 It's less dangerous. 52:37.300 --> 52:38.300 Yeah. 52:38.300 --> 52:39.300 Well, what can you do? 52:39.300 --> 52:40.300 What you're going to do, please. 52:40.300 --> 52:41.300 All right. 52:41.300 --> 52:44.300 So I'm, I'm thinking we better go chase Adam down before. 52:44.300 --> 52:45.300 Yeah. 52:45.300 --> 52:46.300 He's been out long enough. 52:46.300 --> 52:47.300 Yeah. 52:47.300 --> 52:50.300 So in the English sunshine. 52:50.300 --> 52:51.300 No. 52:51.300 --> 52:52.300 In this gimp suit. 52:52.300 --> 52:53.300 In his gimp suit. 52:53.300 --> 52:54.300 Yeah. 52:54.300 --> 52:55.300 Did you have the ball in his mouth? 52:55.300 --> 52:56.300 Like gag ball. 52:56.300 --> 52:57.300 Oh, the aiming the rubber ball, not the. 52:57.300 --> 52:58.300 Yeah. 52:58.300 --> 52:59.300 Oh, I thought you meant your ball. 52:59.300 --> 53:00.300 But anyway. 53:00.300 --> 53:00.800 No. 53:00.800 --> 53:01.800 So, all right. 53:01.800 --> 53:02.800 Well, we better, yeah. 53:02.800 --> 53:04.800 So we're going to go, we're going to go find Adam. 53:04.800 --> 53:09.800 And, you know, hopefully nothing, nothing bad has happened to him or nothing worse has happened to him. 53:09.800 --> 53:10.800 It's worse. 53:10.800 --> 53:11.800 All right. 53:11.800 --> 53:12.800 Everybody. 53:12.800 --> 53:14.800 I think we're out of here. 53:14.800 --> 53:17.800 So, uh, once again, send me an email. 53:17.800 --> 53:19.800 Where is Adam Curry at gmail.com? 53:19.800 --> 53:23.800 Or Adam Curry's gay at gmail.com? 53:23.800 --> 53:27.800 Or call the comment line 1-800-875-0995. 53:27.800 --> 53:28.800 Yeah. 53:28.800 --> 53:31.800 So, uh, Mike, uh, great to have you. 53:31.800 --> 53:32.800 Yeah. 53:32.800 --> 53:33.800 It's good to be here. 53:33.800 --> 53:34.800 Yeah. 53:34.800 --> 53:35.800 But I think it's sit down with you for a while. 53:35.800 --> 53:36.800 I know that you're, you're sightseeing tomorrow. 53:36.800 --> 53:38.800 You're going to go see Big Ben. 53:38.800 --> 53:42.800 Um, which I, you mean that big, you mean the clock, right? 53:42.800 --> 53:43.800 I mean the clock. 53:43.800 --> 53:44.800 Okay. 53:44.800 --> 53:45.800 I thought it was some, some dudes. 53:45.800 --> 53:46.800 Not the guy down the street. 53:46.800 --> 53:47.800 Black leather glove. 53:47.800 --> 53:48.800 No. 53:48.800 --> 53:49.800 No. 53:49.800 --> 53:50.800 Okay. 53:50.800 --> 53:51.800 So, uh, so yeah. 53:51.800 --> 53:53.800 I don't, maybe we'll talk to you somewhere this week at some point. 53:53.800 --> 53:54.800 Sure. 53:54.800 --> 53:55.800 You can tell more they can find my show. 53:55.800 --> 53:56.800 Uh, yeah. 53:56.800 --> 53:57.800 You see radio punch. 53:57.800 --> 54:00.800 I almost got away with it. 54:00.800 --> 54:01.800 Almost. 54:01.800 --> 54:02.800 Yeah. 54:02.800 --> 54:04.800 And um, bite me FCC.com. 54:04.800 --> 54:05.800 There you go. 54:05.800 --> 54:06.800 Which is always fun to type in. 54:06.800 --> 54:07.800 It is. 54:07.800 --> 54:08.800 Yes. 54:08.800 --> 54:09.800 I enjoyed it. 54:09.800 --> 54:10.800 All right. 54:10.800 --> 54:11.800 So, uh, we're out here. 54:11.800 --> 54:12.800 Well, thanks. 54:12.800 --> 54:13.800 Well, thank you. 54:13.800 --> 54:14.800 It was fun. 54:14.800 --> 54:15.800 It was, it was a lot of fun. 54:15.800 --> 54:16.800 Oh, you know what? 54:16.800 --> 54:17.800 I want to play a song. 54:17.800 --> 54:18.800 Hey, from music.podshow.com. 54:18.800 --> 54:22.800 This is new scoggin' with what I check out the little, like, jungle beat thing. 54:22.800 --> 54:24.800 Going on underneath with the drum machine on that. 54:24.800 --> 54:25.800 Very cool. 54:26.800 --> 54:27.800 All right. 54:27.800 --> 54:28.800 We'll catch you guys later. 54:28.800 --> 54:29.800 Talk to you later. 54:29.800 --> 54:30.800 Bye. 54:31.250 --> 57:44.800 [ Music ] 57:44.800 --> 57:50.800 I'm starting to think about what I, what I, I'm starting to think about what I, 57:50.800 --> 57:51.800 Bird for me. 57:51.800 --> 57:53.800 Another Pancho podcast. 57:53.800 --> 57:54.800 Stick it in your ear. 58:00.800 --> 58:04.800 The best in the brightest served up daily by the sharpest minds in content delivery, 58:04.800 --> 58:11.800 content delivery, podshow, and limite.