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There, prop.

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Delta, Serator.

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Five, nine, or six, warning
severe wind share.

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A $16 million worth of airplane
strapped to my ass.

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Then the next generation radio
content in my ears.

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We don't need no sticky and
dirty.

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I like to think I'm flying into
the future.

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On Jester, it's a battle curry.

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To sit at home all day.

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To sit at home all day.

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All that ain't my life always to
waste.

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Then my life always to waste.

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On and on day, you're a man in
blue.

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Then one day, you're a man in
blue.

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[ Music ]

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Okay guys, grab your gal and hit
the floor because he was that
beat you in the way and just
swing too

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Gelons thatened in the future.
Now, I've got to save them but
me, what the hell is tweaking?

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[ Music ]

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on, come on, come on, come on,
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come on, come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on, come on,
come on

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Patricia was in the Netherlands
to perform this song on the
Dutch version of Dancing with
the Stars,

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and it's quite a production, and
she sure makes it look easy. So
basically I was a

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groupy fan, water boy, sex toy,
and pilot. I left the driving up
to Taxi Eric. He was the
chauffeur.

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I almost don't know where to
start. Let me just go back to
Friday of course. It was the
second

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series of the maximum music
football Fridays. They had a
show of 5.95 Friday. Great fun.
Thank you very

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much. That was a great Friday
show. I'm just a fan. I love you
show. Keep it up. I'm a folder.
I'm a

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country. I'm a country. All of
that. So I heard that and I'm
like, oh yes, yet another
reason. People talk

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about it baby. It's the extended
version of the folder. Sam doing
it wrong.

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[ Music ]

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All right. Okay. I've had a
little time to collect my
thoughts now. Finally.

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So the song. That is the remix
of Patricia's number one hit
from 1980s.

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Six. I think. 84 or something
like that. I don't know. I mean,
the 80s somewhere.

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And that will be, hopefully by
the time you're hearing this
show, if not within hours,
thereof.

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That will be on the pod save
music now. We're finally all
rights, including the rights to
the

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ASCAP BMI rights for the for the
actual songwriting themselves.
Everything's been arranged. This

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is going completely pod safe. So
I'm very happy. That was tough,
by the way. The hardest part,

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believe it or not, was the
cadence at the beginning, the
the Marines. You know, who are
marching?

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You know, what is it? You used
to sit at home all day? Well,
that came from a CD that had to
be

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ahead to find out who made it to
get appropriate rights. And God,
man, the old system really

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does blow chunks. Anyway, so
that would be pod safe. And I
guess it's going to go on
iTunes. I

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don't know if it's going on only
the Dutch iTunes. And it's going
like a million different

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music stores. I've learned so
much again about the business
these days. And wow, it's really

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pathetic in Holland. You can
have a top 10 hit in the
official top 40 music charts for
the equivalent

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of probably less than what we
did with bum rush the charts.
But I digress. So I'm pretty
sure

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it was going to perform this
this live and the telecast is
live on Sunday night in the
results

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portion of the show. If you
follow dancing with the stars
that you know what I'm talking
about,

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it's a typical like idle thing,
vote off. But I have to say the
right show because of the
dancing

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and the right and the music as
well, you know, the right
audience. You know, this is,
yeah,

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I think it was exactly the right
time to do it. Also, every year
around the fifth of May,

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which is liberation day in the
Netherlands, they always say,
hey, it would be great if we get
the

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star sisters in their whole kind
of like, you know, war is over
vibe and perform at this party,

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which, or wherever. And she's
never really wanted to do that.
But so, you know, now, yeah,

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kind of made sense. And I had
said, you know, what, why don't,
why don't I call the marines up
that I

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was in Iraq with? And we'll have
them all in their whites. And,
you know, they'll, you know,

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we'll kind of make it big. Make
it a big Hollywood type show
production. And she had already
had

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dancers planned and everything.
So, okay. So, and by the way,
the ministry of defense at first
said

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no, we really like the idea. But
you're very Dutch by the way, to
say, no, we just want to keep

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low profile. And then Patricia's
record company boss, villain
from Coto, better known as Willy
the K.

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He's also the one that has the
rights to Venus, shocking blue
that I played on Friday and
golden

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earring radar love to my
favorite tracks. And he's owned
those for, you know, 35 years,
whatever.

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And by the way, the golden
earring is still doing very
well, shocking blue not so the
lead singer

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passed away a couple months ago.
I digress again with the hell am
I doing? I got a fast forward to

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today, pretty, pretty great.
Anyway, so, um, Patricia was
over there, uh, had already been
rehearsing

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for a couple days. And I went
over, uh, Sunday. And Captain
Dan couldn't make it. Now, you
know,

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I've done a channel crossing
solo before from Antwerp to, uh,
back to Pharaoh. So, you know,

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hadn't gone the other way yet.
And the weather, I have to say,
was far from optimum. In fact,

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I crossed the channel at 500
feet above, uh, above the water.
It would be, and that was in
order to

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stay in visual conditions
underneath the cloud base. And,
you know, at times it was a
thousand feet.

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But it was like 500 feet. And I
was, you know, literally, oh,
there's a ship. I'll just go
around

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to make sure he has no antennas.
It was a very, very, you know,
um, spitfire World War II type
experience.

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Me got into the Netherlands, uh,
I was able to do about a
thousand, uh, actually I went to
Antwerp

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first. Oh, check this out. So, I
went to visit the wing commander
who's based at, uh, at Antwerp
airport.

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And, uh, and his, his, his whole
operation there has been here
for, been there for many years.
So,

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he knows everybody knows
everything. And of course, new
when I was on my final approach.
And

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so, I'm coming in on the, uh,
runaway two nine, which is my
favorite, direct wind direction
for,

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for Antwerp because, um, you
actually fly right over the
road. And they have a, um, a
signal

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light there. And they put it on
red and traffic stops as you
make the approach, which is,

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it's fun. But, you know, it's
also like, oh, shit, man. Do
these people are waiting for me.
So,

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all these things are flashing
through your head is run final.
And by the way, it's a
beautiful,

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it's a huge runway. It's broad.
It's long. But, um, about
halfway down the runway is where
Williams

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hangar is on the right hand
side. And it was a beautiful
sunny day at this point in
Antwerp. And,

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you know, they're all, you know,
a couple other people I know,
they're all out there. They all

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know I'm coming into. They're
all like standing there, like,
like judges. You know, it's
like,

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and you see that, like, oh,
crap, man. It's like, uh, I got
to make a good landing. And of
course,

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you know, a little minor bounce
there. And, you know,
everything's fine. So, they get
to

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fuck around with you for 20
minutes, at least. Then from
there, I went to Hilversum
because, uh,

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I had some coffee hung out then,
uh, uh, off to Hilversum. At
this point, I'm feeling pretty
good,

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because I did the channel
crossing, you know, and, uh,
yeah, and I'm like, all right,
this, uh,

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I'm getting, and then I'm
getting my things together. For
those of you who have ever done
solo flights

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with the, you know, privately,
you understand that feeling.
It's almost like you get your
driver's license,

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and you've accomplished making
it to your friend's house
without getting yourself killed
or killing

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someone else. Uh, in this case,
because the whole channel
crossing and bad weather, etc.

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So then, uh, you know, so I go
to the studio and hang out and
say, of course, it's television.
So

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it's hours and hours and hours
of rehearsal and man, she's
really working it and, and the
captain

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and, uh, to other, one other
guy, um, from the, uh, from the
ministry, uh, actually they are,

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uh, what are they, um, their
Marines, but they do the, uh,
PR, I guess. Yeah, public
relations. So they

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get to wear a snazzy blue suit.
Uh, I knew those guys from, uh,
from the rack journey. So, you
know,

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it was good to see and we're
hanging out. I'm looking at
these other kids, man, and they
were just

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kids. These Marines were 18, 19
years old. You know, in fact, I
know for a fact judging by the
rhythm

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that many of them have probably
not even had sex before, at
least not with someone else,

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no rhythm at all. Um, and, you
know, so they, they had to, you
know, rehearse as well and you
got 23

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of these guys and you got to get
them all to step to the rhythm
and they just had no rhythm.

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But anyway, uh, live show,
bloody hot inside the air
conditioner was broken, um, and
it was, uh,

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you know, with the, everything
just went perfect. Yeah, you've
probably seen the, the video,

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the Superfan Rick sent me, put
it up on YouTube. So I put that
into, uh, uh, at curry.com. I'm

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getting a DVD so I can put up a
high res version, but I thought
it was fantastic. It was, you
know,

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a lot goes into doing something
like that. Just for three short
minutes, a lot of work went into
it.

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And I think everyone did a
stellar job in the TV crew did
it as well. I mean, it's so hard
to,

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to really do something like
that, particularly in the live
situation. All right. So great
show,

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you know, party. And by the way,
next time the lady P is on the
show, man, she was like, uh,

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hugging and kissing. And, I
don't know, but with some sexy
women too, I was, I am, oh, man.

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You know, she's, my wife was so
totally in her element, so
completely in her vibe and just
loving

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every minute of it. And, uh,
yeah, and there was a good vibe
with the, uh, with the marines,

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without a doubt. I just look at
these guys like, man, they're
representing the country. And
there's

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someone's kid literally 18, 19
years old. Anyway, so, uh, we go
back to Amsterdam. Patricia's
found

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this fantastic new hotel. And in
fact, I said to the, uh, to the
night manager, I think I said,

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look, you know, I love this
hotel so much. I'm sorry. I
can't promote it because I don't
want

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anyone else. There's not a lot
of rooms. It's a very small
hotel. And we literally have
this room that,

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you know, with big French
windows that open up to the back
of the vandal park. And there's
just

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a pond there and ducks and
trees. And it's so serene. And
you wouldn't even know, you
would think

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you were in the middle of the
countryside, not in the middle
of the city. And it was really
nice,

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believe me at that point. It was
really nice. So the next
morning, uh, we sleep in a
little bit.

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And this is Monday. And so, you
know, I want to get home on time
to do my regular San Francisco

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morning, wake up, pod show
calls, conference calls, which
starts around three or four, uh,
UK times

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so four or five. So we had to be
out of there. Went to the
airport at one. And it was the
weather was

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crap. Oh, man. It was really,
really shit. And I was looking
to radar and the minimums were
like

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500 feet. But at the times it
was dipping down to 400 feet.
And I'm like, that's it. You
know,

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I just can't. In fact, I spoke
to an instructor who said, hey,
you know, I really love what

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Patricia did last night on TV.
And we'd like to see more of
that. So don't go. I was like,
okay,

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there's the angel from above
saying something. I think we
should just shut her down. And
so we didn't,

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you know, we went back. And of
course, we could get back into
our same room. And we had
another

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lovely evening, a nice rice
towel that we had Indonesian
rice dinner, which was set up
overlooking

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the little pond at night. Oh, my
God, I can't tell you how, and
this is, do you understand why
I'm

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saying I'm so happy that I'm
alive? Um, and, you know, at
this point Patricia said, you
know,

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because of course it was quite a
surprise to her that I showed up
at the studio without Captain

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Dan. And she said, what's this?
Where's Dan? I said, well, I
came by myself and she's like,
oh,

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the crap. And taxi area,
everyone knew almost. But I
instructed everyone not to tell
Patricia,

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because I knew she just worried.
We're doing all the rehearsals
before I got there. So

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but she agreed to go, I'll go
back with you. No problem. And
then of course, even in that

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crap weather, she was willing to
fly back. And so at night, you
know, we had this nice romantic

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evening, got the candles going.
It's just on. I just have one of
those feelings. You know,

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remember the feeling you had
with the school kids and a nice
cube. And you didn't want to get

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on the flight. I said, yeah, I
said, you know, everything was
so beautiful. I mean, you can
just see

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the headline where it's like,
you know, after all this
fantastic week of, you know,
great

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talk show appearances and just
fun and newspaper articles and
being completely in the
limelight.

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It would suck so bad if we both
like died in a fiery crash. And
this is why I said, all right,

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so I booked a commercial flight
back. And the next morning, you
know, so that was this morning.

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I got up. And the wing commander
called, he said, look, man, you
should go. I should go now.

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And I'd already looked at the at
the forecast. And I knew that it
was going to be kind of, uh,

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kind of windy in the UK. So, you
know, pop in, drive off, fly
off. And go to the airfield, fly

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fantastic flight over the
Netherlands, flamb fantastic
over the, uh, uh, over the
channel. And then I

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coast in at Manston and man, the
shit hit the fan. It was 17
knots, which is almost nothing,

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gusting to 38 gusting. So
you're, you're the wind is
literally doubling and hitting
you all of a

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sudden, just out of nowhere. And
man, I was happy Patricia. I'm
happy no one else was on the
plane at

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all, except an experience pilot
because it was, I was really
banging up and down left and
right.

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And it was, it was horrific. In
fact, by the time I got to big
and hill, which is on route to
Farrow,

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because it's almost, you know,
so I mainly have 15 miles to go.
And I usually want to cross
overhead

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their runway, because it's my
direct track to home. And you
have to ask permission to do
that.

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I could see jets, big ass jets
landing in front of me, uh, you
know, like a five mile, uh, five
mile

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distance. And I could hear the,
uh, the tower, uh, doing the
wind call, they're like 17
knots, 18,

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yeah. And of course, the wind
direction, 270, which is across
wind. So all, you know, your
plane is already

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coming in crooked. And, uh, then
it's like 35 knots. And, you
know, you could see these planes
doing

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go rounds, because they
literally could not land because
of what's known as wind shear. I
don't

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like, oh, shit, man. And I'm
only 15 miles down the road.
I've got exactly the same
situation.

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So I had to go to the south of,
uh, uh, of big and hill, because
they couldn't handle my traffic

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in the midst of all these planes
missing their approaches. And at
this point, I'm like, all right,

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shit, good, because I was at
2,000 feet, you have to be that
minimum to do the crossing. So
I'm

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like down to 1,000 or 1,400 or
rather. And I'm off to Farrow
radar, and then I'm at

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Aquaman. I'm ready to go in. And
luckily, no one's in the
circuit. Of course, no one's
flying

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today. And then I've got 17
knots, uh, not the same thing.
And 17 knots, uh, at 270, I'm on
a 24 runway.

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So there's a 30 degree
difference right there. So the
wind is coming from the side at
17 knots. So

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20 miles an hour. And a gusting
35. And dude, you know, uh, I
just pulled it right in. I got
to tell you

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at a certain point that there
was so much headwind and
crosswind that I was almost
standing still.

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And luckily, well timed, I was
almost on the runway and I just
pulled her clothes and, you
know,

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just sat her down and, you know,
boom, but the boom, I'm here.
And almost immediately,

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I didn't break it all. The thing
was just standing still. So, and
that, my friends, is what

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makes you feel very, very much
alive. Hey, on the phone with me
again. Look, look, it's

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Alec Baldwin. Dude, what's going
on? I heard you were talking to
people about you about me.

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Do call yourself a salesman. You
son of a bitch. Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going
on now?

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You laughing now? Yeah, okay.
I'm sorry. I'll stop laughing. I
mean, what's going on? I thought
I was doing

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pretty good song. Some of those
go daddyads, you know? I can go
out there tonight. The materials
you

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got make myself $15,000.
Tonight, in two hours, can you?
$15,000, and two hours, and two
hours,

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and go daddy stuff, man. I don't
know. I mean, it's the best web
domain name register people out
there,

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but I don't know if people are
going to want to do that. Are
you, you're serious, $15,000?

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A guy don't walk on the lot.
Let's be once to buy. Sitting
out there waiting to give you
the

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money. Are you going to take it?
Are you mad enough to take it?

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All right, all right, you got my
attention. Have I got your
attention now?

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Yeah, you got my attention. Have
I got your attention now?

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All right, well, what do you
want me to do? I mean, I'm
working really hard at selling
some of these

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domain name things. I mean, go
daddy's got all these different
kinds of services. It's really,

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really, if you're starting a
website, you got to go check it
out. What do you want me to do?

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Because only one thing counts in
this life get them to sign on
the line, which is dotted.

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You hear me? You fucking
faggotts? Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. What's up with the
language? What's up

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like? Hey, I understand the
ponchos actually running a
contest for me this month.
What's going on?

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Because we're adding a little
something to this month's sales
contest. As you all know, first

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prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.
Anybody want to see second
prize? Second prize is a set of
steak knives.

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Third prize is your fight. Fire.
Eldorado, come on, what are you
talking about? Who sent you
here?

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I'm here from downtown.
Downtown, what the fuck are you
talking about? Who put you up to
this?

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I'm here from Mitch and Murray.
Mitch and Murray, it's Adam and
Ron.

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Ball and man, what are you
talking about? Let me get a cup
of coffee here. Put that coffee
down.

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Are you kidding me? You're
kidding me? Why can't I even
drink coffee? Coffee's for
clothes as own.

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Oh man, all right, all right,
any advice? I'm going to tell
people to use Jersey one at the
time of

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checkout and they can save 10%
on their order. I think that's a
pretty good deal, right?

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I wish you good luck, but you
wouldn't know what to do with it
if you got it.

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Oh man, you are rough. All
right, listen, I'm really
psyched about GoDaddy being a

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sponsor of the Jersey time show
and I want everybody to run out
there and get the register

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some domain names, all right? Is
that good enough for you,
Baldwin? Good. Okay, good
enough.

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Todd, Jersey Todd, you remind me
so much of me as a young boy
when I was

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studying to take the bar exam.

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I like it. Dude, I like it.
That's advertising and it's
content. Of course, this is
disposable

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only works one time. Nice,
thanks. Hey, use the checkout
code for Jersey Todd. I've know
I

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what is it? Jts one two or three
and of course, you can always
use DSC three.

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So my day was almost over. If
it's not worth for the fact that
we saw here I am, I've landed

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and the tower is literally going
like, dude, good job. Because
everyone was either coming in

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really messed up or not flying
at all. And I'm like, yeah,
okay, he says, yeah, hang

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everyone and you've got some
people waiting for you. Five
people, five yellow coats,
yellow jack

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and it's basically three police
with a dog and two immigration
officers. Apparently,

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my general declaration, we call
the Gen Deck. I'd sent an
updated one that I was coming
today.

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Then they had asked me
specifically to send it through
email instead of facts. I think
I even

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discussed it here on the show.
And low and behold, that system
failed as well because
essentially

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they take it and they send it to
the police and they send it to
immigrations and they make

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sure everything's copesthetic
and, you know, and with the
facts that always work, I do the
email,

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of course, it messes up. And I
should maybe should have double
check with them. But anyway,

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they had my flight plan so they
knew to look for it. And the
minute you shut down the engine,

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they're already on top of you,
right? And first, my brain's
going, okay, I'll clear.

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And then I open up the door and
I have my life vest on my yellow
life jacket with, you know,

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not inflated, just you're ready
for me to pull the rip cord if I
need it in the drink.

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Because I know that if I'm
flying at 500 feet, I'm not
going to have time to put this
thing on.

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So I fly with it on. Yeah, don't
look all that manually. But, and
she says to me,

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what's that for? Is that your
oxygen? I didn't know that it
was swimming.

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What do you mean for swimming?
In one case, I go in the drink.
I flew across the channel. Oh,
oh.

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Okay. I said, just give me a
moment. If you don't mind, I
just, you know, that was pretty
rough.

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I just want to breathe for a
second. And anyway, so that was
a whole mess. They were very,

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very friendly, I have to say.
And then I had to get the cases
out. Because, of course, I took
Patricia's 100 pounds suit case
with me.

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So she didn't have to lug that
through the airport. She could
just go with carrying on.

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And, you know, the dog, very
nice puppy dog. You know, he
jumped in. He actually wasn't
looking for drugs.

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I'm sure if he was, he could
have at least smelled some
residue, something somewhere.
So, you know,

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or he was not a very good dog.
And I'd said, you know, what are
you guys doing? You know,

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because I didn't have my general
declaration. No, no, no, we're
doing a spot check today.

25:20.420 --> 25:24.500
All small airports throughout
the country are being checked
for terrorism.

25:25.300 --> 25:30.820
For, you know, basically, I, so
I would presume the dog was a
bomb sniffing dog, sniffing,

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for explosives. And they, they
more or less confirmed that. So
that's your homeland security

25:36.820 --> 25:40.740
pounds at work, my friends.
Waiting around all day for me to
come back home.

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Although I must say, it's, if I
were to smuggle anything into
the country,

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under any circumstances, that
would be the way to do it,
because, you know, clearly nine
times out of

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20, maybe even nine times out of
30, no, no.

25:58.580 --> 26:02.580
You know, I've only gotten a
checks once or twice, so I'd
have to say one and a hundred.

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That's just no way to protect
that shit. There's so many
movements going on. There's just
no way to do it.

26:10.500 --> 26:17.540
Anyway, so I beat Patricia home.
I was here. I don't know,
actually, you know, who, who

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called in, I think was Friday or
Thursday, who's at the, who has
the office at the airport.

26:22.180 --> 26:26.500
He was sitting through his
window, taking pictures of me
getting busted with the dog and
the

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plane. I'll post him on flicker
and I'll put something on in the
show notes. It's hilarious. He
was sitting there

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snapping away. And indeed,
remember he invited me to come
in and look at his toys and that
I,

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you know, typically don't answer
invitations from men like that
to go and look at their toys.

26:42.900 --> 26:49.700
Dude, this dude has some serious
fucking toys. I mean, he does, I
don't see if I can say this

26:49.700 --> 26:57.620
right, his company surveys,
power lines. And they can do
aerial photography all with all
this,

26:57.620 --> 27:04.740
you know, a solid-state
gyroscopic shit and super duper
GPS and, you know, I'm recording

27:05.700 --> 27:11.860
100,000 data points per second.
They can go back and take this
information post process and
render.

27:11.860 --> 27:17.220
I mean, you think Google Earth
is cool. You should see this
shit. I mean, he's got
everything completely

27:17.220 --> 27:22.020
rendered in different color
tones. You can literally see the
sag of the wires because that's
what

27:22.020 --> 27:28.420
he's his company measures is the
sag between two huge power line
towers because that's where you

27:28.420 --> 27:32.500
can get a lot of efficiency. The
less sag, the more efficiency
because you also need less
towers,

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et cetera. And there's a whole
bunch of reasons why to do that.
And he was great, man. Of
course,

27:36.900 --> 27:41.460
he'll listen to the show a lot.
And it's always reporting in on
stuff going on at the airport.

27:41.460 --> 27:46.900
In fact, he is a savant of the
Charlie. I have to admit, he is
definitely not officially
identified

27:46.900 --> 27:53.220
as such, but, you know, as per
now, a savant in some wacky ass
crazy shit. And he had a sense

27:53.220 --> 27:57.460
say, oh, machine, and so we're
drinkin' and say, oh, coffee,
I'm having a little smoke just
chilling out

27:57.460 --> 28:02.660
from the, the whole experience
and he showed me all this cool
stuff. And, uh, and it was just,

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again, it's just a great day to
be alive. I gotta tell you. Uh,
let me see, what should I do?

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I got something, well, uh, Luke,
the candy man from Nokia called
it. I'm going to say that for
tomorrow.

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Okay. I want to prepare a little
bit better for that. Uh, there's
one more song I want to play.

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And it comes with its own
introduction attached. Hello,
Mr. Curry. This is Nigel from
Coidon.

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Recently I said him for my good
friend, Brenna over a pod share
radio. You see, he's getting his

28:30.660 --> 28:36.900
charbals worked down, poor
fella. I feel even worse because
I let his dog out and drink

28:36.900 --> 28:42.740
all his beer, but listen, the
featured orders was a band
called React. You ever heard of
him?

28:43.620 --> 28:48.580
Ooh, I get a right stiffy, I
tell you right now, I'm thinking
about that lead vocalist,

28:48.580 --> 28:55.860
her name's Sandy. Ooh, I could
do the, in any rate, after going
with what Mr. Brenna said,

28:56.820 --> 29:02.900
that ripped is probably one of
the top 10 alternative rock
bands over the pod safe music
network.

29:03.780 --> 29:07.380
Don't believe me, mate. Yeah,
judge for yourself.

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[ Music ]

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And hold your breath, and hold
your breath,

32:12.060 --> 32:15.100
And hold your breath, and hold
your breath,

32:15.440 --> 32:18.000
and hold your breath, and hold
your breath,

32:18.000 --> 32:19.040
Anduffle.

32:19.040 --> 32:21.800
You know, honestly I was just
sitting there kicking back,

32:21.800 --> 32:23.960
listening to that song, kinda
reflecting again,

32:23.960 --> 32:26.320
on the events of the past three
days.

32:26.320 --> 32:30.780
And I, of course I heard Nigel's
introduction to the song,

32:30.780 --> 32:32.720
but, and then like who is that
band, again,

32:32.720 --> 32:34.000
cause I'm digging this song,
right?

32:34.000 --> 32:37.600
And then I saw it go back to
what was that?

32:37.600 --> 32:38.600
Well, someone yelling?

32:38.600 --> 32:39.240
Oh, donk.

32:39.840 --> 32:40.960
The dog is barking.

32:41.600 --> 32:43.540
So I'll go back to the email
that suggested,

32:43.540 --> 32:46.580
You know, I play this and it's
from Nigel says hello mate. This
one's for your show now

32:46.580 --> 32:50.700
This caught my eye in my email
because the subject of the email
was I get a big

32:50.700 --> 32:54.300
Stiffy when I listen to this
band. I'm like all right. Let me
check it out

32:55.300 --> 33:00.540
But he doesn't say who it is and
so not have to go back and
listen to it again. And listen
to the Australian accent. Oh,
shit

33:02.220 --> 33:07.020
You may have heard a special
promotion at the beginning of
the show

33:07.580 --> 33:12.040
which we de-gapped in to US
shows only for our

33:12.360 --> 33:17.280
Sockless zone and now it wasn't
up one before I started to
record the show

33:18.080 --> 33:21.080
So if it if it was

33:21.720 --> 33:23.720
Shit, I'll talk about it
tomorrow

33:36.520 --> 33:40.280
I think probably the most widely
worked on project within pod
show right now

33:40.840 --> 33:46.640
Yet the least known about
because it's I don't know it's
it's been kind of under a veil
of secrecy without it

33:46.640 --> 33:53.680
Really being secret and it's
worked out quite well. This is
it's pretty huge that we're
gonna do starting with the
United States with the listeners

33:55.040 --> 33:59.680
You get the opportunity to help
us suck less and it's done
through a number of different
means

34:00.440 --> 34:03.280
By the way, it can be done
completely anonymously. It's

34:04.040 --> 34:08.640
You know a number of surveys.
It's are you gonna be listening
to advertising all kinds of fun
stuff

34:10.520 --> 34:16.120
But sucklands pot show each you
the help us suck less help us

34:16.760 --> 34:21.480
Help us sucklands pot show each
you the help us suck less

34:22.640 --> 34:24.640
You the help us suck less

34:24.960 --> 34:26.960
So now otherwise you can always

34:27.360 --> 34:33.200
You know download some other pod
show to check if you already had
this one to check and see if if
it started up yet

34:33.200 --> 34:36.240
I just don't want to blow it and
have you all go trying to find
something that's not there

34:36.720 --> 34:39.720
Okay, Danny source code.com is
where you can find show notes to

34:40.280 --> 34:45.200
Well, I was a lot of jabber for
me in this episode. I hope I
didn't boy too much with my
exciting life

34:45.200 --> 34:47.200
I just love sharing it because

34:47.200 --> 34:50.000
Crap man if it's worth living is
worth documenting

34:50.200 --> 34:52.200
Adam at pod show dot com

34:52.200 --> 34:57.480
Talk to you tomorrow, buddy
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it in your ear

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